FUNNIES.....:) we all need a laugh!

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  • MissMisery1313
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  • Jamie145
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    hahaha
  • happybrooke
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    Oh these are funny! Just what I needed today!
  • jennajava
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  • Jamie145
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  • giggles_0905
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    *bump*:laugh:
  • Jamie145
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    LOL!
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  • robpett2001
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    Okay, I'm a little late for Christmas, but this is one of my all-time favorites.

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    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each show me something that symbolizes Christmas, in order to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do THOSE symbolize?"

    The man replied, "These are Carol's."
  • Jamie145
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    A newly married couple who werre still abit shy with each other when it comes to talking about sex, would refer to it as "doing the laundry". One night the husband turns to the wife and says, "Sweetie, do you feel like doing the laundry?" The wife responds, "Oh honey, I'm kinda tired. Maybe we could do the laundry tomorrow night." The husband says okay, no problem and rolls over to go to sleep. The wife, lying there for a few minutes, starts to feel bad for saying no. So she turns to him and says, "I've changed my mind, let's do the laundry." To which he replys, "Oh that's okay darling, it was a small load, I did it by hand." :laugh:


    hahahaha thats a good one
  • flabwillbefab
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    THATS A GREAT POST!! LOVED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!
  • jennajava
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  • afwg1979
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    This one did it for me -- got me laughing out loud - very funny! (Thank you for sharing!)
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  • Jamie145
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  • Jamie145
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    im glad people are laughing! :)
  • Kany
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    LONG BUT FUNNY!

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't
    feel very well waking up on that morning.

    I went downstairs for breakfast
    hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,

    'Happy Birthday!',
    and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out,
    he barely said good morning,
    let alone
    ' Happy Birthday.'

    I thought....

    Well, that's marriage for you,
    but the kids....
    They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

    and didn't say a word..
    So when I left for the office,
    I felt pretty low
    and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office,
    my handsome Boss Rick, said,
    'Good Morning, lady,
    and by the way
    Happy Birthday ! '
    It felt a little better
    that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock ,
    when Rick knocked on my door
    and said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day outside,
    and it is your Birthday,
    what do you say we go out to lunch,
    just you and me..'
    I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
    that's the greatest thing
    I've heard all day.
    Let's go!'

    We went to lunch.
    But we didn't go
    where we normally would go.
    He chose instead a quiet bistro
    with a private table.
    We had two martinis each
    and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office,
    Rick said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day...
    We don't need to go straight back to the
    office,
    Do We?'

    I responded,
    'I guess not.
    What do you have in mind?'
    He said,
    'Let's drop by my place,
    it's just around the corner.'

    After arriving at his house,
    Rick turned to me and said,
    If you don't mind,
    I'm going to step into the bedroom
    for just a moment.
    I'll be right back.'
    'Ok.' I nervously replied.

    He went into the bedroom and,
    after a couple of minutes,
    he came out
    carrying a huge birthday cake ...
    Followed
    by my husband
    my kids,
    and dozens of my friends
    and co-workers,
    all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And I just sat there....

    On the couch....

    Naked.

    LMAO! Yes indeed it was funny!
  • Jamie145
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  • _BeccaLynn_
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    Bump!
  • JPsFunkyMojo
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    No matter how many times I see this, I still giggle.

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