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  • goron59
    goron59 Posts: 890 Member
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    Inhale a load of helium and/or hang on to some helium filled balloons. If it doesn't make you lighter, it'll at least make you sound funny and look festive :smile:
  • birdieintx
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    I find if I lean against the wall I get a great reading on the scale! :tongue:
  • MissTattoo
    MissTattoo Posts: 1,203 Member
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    weigh in on the full moon. the gravitation pull will make you lighter.

    Win
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    weigh in on the full moon. the gravitation pull will make you lighter.

    damn, think I missed it.......wasn't that last night?

    lol.
  • supergr33n
    supergr33n Posts: 69 Member
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    Bump for the laughs. :)
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
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    well, I had my hair cut on friday, and when I weighed in on sunday, I was down 7lbs. Are you people seriously suggesting it was fat that I might have lost??? :blushing:

    Seriously tho, thanks for the laughs! :laugh:
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,411 Member
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    weigh in on the full moon. the gravitation pull will make you lighter.
    I just spit water on my desk on this one!! LMAO!!
    Out Right Laughter here. Shall we have a phase of moon weigh in assignments and compare note?
  • rbbrrmqn
    rbbrrmqn Posts: 132 Member
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    Make sure to remove ALL jewelry B4 stepping on that dang old scale!!
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Check for belly button lint, its like lead!

    LOL! This is a must!
  • Elenazuniga
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    Check for belly button lint, its like lead!


    This is a must.. lmbo
  • kardowling
    kardowling Posts: 221 Member
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    Yup, do all mentioned and Brush your teeth! Tarter adds at least 5 lbs!
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    Has anyone heard this? I think I'm definitly going to try it out at my next weigh in. Also cutting my hair, that should really help as well!!!

    :laugh:

    It's true, but don't forget your toenails. I learned that the hard way!!
  • Fitfaery
    Fitfaery Posts: 68 Member
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    I prop my boobs up on the towel rail, we all know that they don't really count as our weight.... right? :laugh:

    Ha ha! I want to try this. I'm sure my 34Gs must weigh a ton! x :laugh:
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
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    and brush your teeth, that plaque can be a nightmare! :laugh:

    Seriously!!! I was drinking water and read that... Came right out my nose. Thank you!

    You know that clears mucous and boogers. That saves a good 2-3 pounds there! And removing ear wax is also imperative. My cousin's friend's cousin's aunt's step-sister reached her goal weight by clearing out all of her mucous membranes. She thought she'd plateaud. :laugh:
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    SERIOUSLY, people.

    I always weigh LIKE THIS!

    weighing%2Bupside%2Bdown.jpg

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
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    This reminds me of that old commercial where the guy is standing there on the scale and notices that he lost a lot of weight only to notice that his gut is on the towel rack.
  • SoulNeedsBeauty
    SoulNeedsBeauty Posts: 154 Member
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    dont forget to take out your brain too. oh wait... its already... lmaoo=)
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
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    SERIOUSLY, people.

    I always weigh LIKE THIS!

    weighing%2Bupside%2Bdown.jpg

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    That's funny!
  • hitman1978
    hitman1978 Posts: 5 Member
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    I remember this one time, I took a monster dump and I was literally 7lbs lighter afterwards.:wink:
  • charlesb22
    charlesb22 Posts: 110 Member
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    Stand on one foot, lose half your weight right there!