Dear fiftysomething naked guy in the gym locker room...

Captain_Tightpants

I workout early in the morning, and there's a clan of them in the locker room. It's like they have to do it. Think maybe they have a blog called "Dear thirtysomething homophobic guy in the locker room"...

Lol, maybe. Just for the record I'm not homophobic at all and perfectly fine with nudity. I just don't want it IN MY FACE. :noway:

mrandolph69

I know of a judge who likes to ride an exercise bike at the local gym completely naked. Because of that, nobody else will ride it (at least those who know he does it won't.)

becoming_a_new_me

I workout early in the morning, and there's a clan of them in the locker room. It's like they have to do it. Think maybe they have a blog called "Dear thirtysomething homophobic guy in the locker room"...

Lol, maybe. Just for the record I'm not homophobic at all and perfectly fine with nudity. I just don't want it IN MY FACE. :noway:

Good thing your gym doesn't have co-ed dressing rooms. Imagine if he did that to a gal. I'm the type to bite it just to get a reaction!

Begood03

I'm so glad my gym doesn't have a locker room.

WarriorMom2012

Why is his junk in your face? Are you sitting while he's standing over you dangling his man bits on your forehead? I'm confused :noway:

HOSED49

yeah, the benches in the locker room need to be wiped down to get the ol man ball prints off of em.....

TDGee

Things of a similar nature happen to me all the time in the locker room. I'm standing there just chatting to a guy and I'm all like, "My eyes are up HERE, Dude! OMG! Stop looking at my gear young guys!! Really!
:flowerforyou:

shanlynt

Oh that made me laugh. Yuck.

76tech

When I worked out in a gym, this didn't bother me much. Until my kid's teacher came over to me to have a conversation once.

I was sitting, putting shoes on.

He was standing.

Turned to face teacher. Naked teacher. Get an eyeful of his junk.

Dude.

DUDE.

No, just, no. Standing up I could handle perfectly well. Both sitting, fine. I've been in the sauna before. But I refuse to have a conversation with my kid's second grade teacher's junk. Hell no.

HOSED49

makes even more sense when they have the towel over their shoulder...
not on their waist....
just talking away...
then step one foot up on the bench...
towel still on shoulder....
talking away....

janet_pratt

Next time just hang your towel on it.

shanlynt

Yah I was at our local pool awhile back, sitting in the shallow end with my son. This older man in tight speedos was hanging around and of course his junk was at eye level. Ewwww.

Contrarian

I once had a naked woman at the gym ask me for a tampon. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did take a quick glance at the floor.

farmers_daughter

Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

omg ha ha ha ha ha ha

clydethecat

I once had a naked woman at the gym ask me for a tampon. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did take a quick glance at the floor.

dude i just had tea come out my nose!

i'm pretty straight forward, i would just say "hey guy, the twig and giggle berries, cover them up, thanks"

Jessaustx

hahaha oh boy. that's gross.. and it makes me want to vomit

craek

So funny!

SarahMorganP

This is the best thread I have read in a very long time! LMAO

katzmeow_83

lol i feel you!

oberon0124

I am a fifty something and I do not do this. To tell you the truth it bothers the hell out of me and it happens way to often. I mean **** drape a towell over your **** my friend!! I am not a prude but I also do not want your **** that close to me either!!!

Elizabeth_C34

This happens WAY too often. And it's always the old dudes. Old dudes LOVE to show you their junk. Weird...

That's because they no longer give a **** what you think One day, you might feel that way also.

NYCDutchess

I workout early in the morning, and there's a clan of them in the locker room. It's like they have to do it. Think maybe they have a blog called "Dear thirtysomething homophobic guy in the locker room"...

This made me Laugh Out Loud!


In my gym (I hear, since i'm a woman) there is a huge population of "homosexual men on the down low" my husband and his friend had an experience the other day lol...so maybe thats it too...Maybe they want to see if theres any reaction to their junk lmao

mfisher16508

dear lady on the treadmill who smells like cat litter box, please train your cat to not pee on your workout clothes as I just got rid of my cat for doing that, you smell and I dont like it.

Lift_This_

OMG!!!! Best laugh of the day...but yes I have heard this from many guys....the oldies just swing it around like its made of 10 karat gold....

4hotmama

Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

OMG- This made me laugh to hard!!!

carlie_carl

what worries me is you stood there for 10minutes with his junk in your face, Cant have been that mad if you took it for that long :-P haha

I do get ya though, sometimes its abit weird to stay naked to long in conversation

smantha32

It must be an older crowd type of thing. The girls locker room is the same, ALL the older ladies just stand around naked chit chatting it up. And it's the ones that do the aqua classes.

uh.. NOOO.... I'm inching up on 50 and I'd NEVER do that. I don't care how bangin my body is.

Beastette

There is an eighty-something crowd of ladies in our locker room. They cover the bench with a towel, then sit and lotion themselves. One always asks for help putting on her socks, even though I know she just did an hour's worth of laps in the pool.

The gym regulars know to clear out before she gets to the socks.

steveh08

I'm not 50 something just 43. Sorry I'll try to do better tomorrow :-)

EmpressOfJudgment

Personally, I can't wait til I'm old and have lost all my inhibitions. I'm looking forward to making young people feel awkward in about 25 years.