Dear fiftysomething naked guy in the gym locker room...

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  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I workout early in the morning, and there's a clan of them in the locker room. It's like they have to do it. Think maybe they have a blog called "Dear thirtysomething homophobic guy in the locker room"...

    Lol, maybe. Just for the record I'm not homophobic at all and perfectly fine with nudity. I just don't want it IN MY FACE. :noway:
  • mrandolph69
    mrandolph69 Posts: 197 Member
    I know of a judge who likes to ride an exercise bike at the local gym completely naked. Because of that, nobody else will ride it (at least those who know he does it won't.)
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    I workout early in the morning, and there's a clan of them in the locker room. It's like they have to do it. Think maybe they have a blog called "Dear thirtysomething homophobic guy in the locker room"...

    Lol, maybe. Just for the record I'm not homophobic at all and perfectly fine with nudity. I just don't want it IN MY FACE. :noway:

    Good thing your gym doesn't have co-ed dressing rooms. Imagine if he did that to a gal. I'm the type to bite it just to get a reaction!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I'm so glad my gym doesn't have a locker room.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Why is his junk in your face? Are you sitting while he's standing over you dangling his man bits on your forehead? I'm confused :noway:
  • HOSED49
    HOSED49 Posts: 642 Member
    yeah, the benches in the locker room need to be wiped down to get the ol man ball prints off of em.....
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Things of a similar nature happen to me all the time in the locker room. I'm standing there just chatting to a guy and I'm all like, "My eyes are up HERE, Dude! OMG! Stop looking at my gear young guys!! Really!
    :flowerforyou:
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 718 Member
    Oh that made me laugh. Yuck.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    When I worked out in a gym, this didn't bother me much. Until my kid's teacher came over to me to have a conversation once.

    I was sitting, putting shoes on.

    He was standing.

    Turned to face teacher. Naked teacher. Get an eyeful of his junk.

    Dude.

    DUDE.

    No, just, no. Standing up I could handle perfectly well. Both sitting, fine. I've been in the sauna before. But I refuse to have a conversation with my kid's second grade teacher's junk. Hell no.
  • HOSED49
    HOSED49 Posts: 642 Member
    makes even more sense when they have the towel over their shoulder...
    not on their waist....
    just talking away...
    then step one foot up on the bench...
    towel still on shoulder....
    talking away....
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    Next time just hang your towel on it.
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 718 Member
    Yah I was at our local pool awhile back, sitting in the shallow end with my son. This older man in tight speedos was hanging around and of course his junk was at eye level. Ewwww.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I once had a naked woman at the gym ask me for a tampon. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did take a quick glance at the floor.
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

    omg ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    I once had a naked woman at the gym ask me for a tampon. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did take a quick glance at the floor.

    dude i just had tea come out my nose!

    i'm pretty straight forward, i would just say "hey guy, the twig and giggle berries, cover them up, thanks"
  • Jessaustx
    Jessaustx Posts: 130
    hahaha oh boy. that's gross.. and it makes me want to vomit
  • craek
    craek Posts: 201 Member
    So funny!
  • SarahMorganP
    SarahMorganP Posts: 921 Member
    This is the best thread I have read in a very long time! LMAO
  • katzmeow_83
    katzmeow_83 Posts: 27 Member
    lol i feel you! :)
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    I am a fifty something and I do not do this. To tell you the truth it bothers the hell out of me and it happens way to often. I mean **** drape a towell over your **** my friend!! I am not a prude but I also do not want your **** that close to me either!!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    This happens WAY too often. And it's always the old dudes. Old dudes LOVE to show you their junk. Weird...

    That's because they no longer give a **** what you think :smile: One day, you might feel that way also.
  • NYCDutchess
    NYCDutchess Posts: 622 Member
    I workout early in the morning, and there's a clan of them in the locker room. It's like they have to do it. Think maybe they have a blog called "Dear thirtysomething homophobic guy in the locker room"...

    This made me Laugh Out Loud!


    In my gym (I hear, since i'm a woman) there is a huge population of "homosexual men on the down low" my husband and his friend had an experience the other day lol...so maybe thats it too...Maybe they want to see if theres any reaction to their junk lmao
  • mfisher16508
    mfisher16508 Posts: 269 Member
    dear lady on the treadmill who smells like cat litter box, please train your cat to not pee on your workout clothes as I just got rid of my cat for doing that, you smell and I dont like it.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    OMG!!!! Best laugh of the day...but yes I have heard this from many guys....the oldies just swing it around like its made of 10 karat gold....
  • 4hotmama
    4hotmama Posts: 112 Member
    Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

    OMG- This made me laugh to hard!!!
  • carlie_carl
    carlie_carl Posts: 285
    what worries me is you stood there for 10minutes with his junk in your face, Cant have been that mad if you took it for that long :-P haha

    I do get ya though, sometimes its abit weird to stay naked to long in conversation
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    It must be an older crowd type of thing. The girls locker room is the same, ALL the older ladies just stand around naked chit chatting it up. And it's the ones that do the aqua classes.

    uh.. NOOO.... I'm inching up on 50 and I'd NEVER do that. I don't care how bangin my body is.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    There is an eighty-something crowd of ladies in our locker room. They cover the bench with a towel, then sit and lotion themselves. One always asks for help putting on her socks, even though I know she just did an hour's worth of laps in the pool.

    The gym regulars know to clear out before she gets to the socks.
  • steveh08
    steveh08 Posts: 66 Member
    I'm not 50 something just 43. Sorry I'll try to do better tomorrow :-)
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Personally, I can't wait til I'm old and have lost all my inhibitions. I'm looking forward to making young people feel awkward in about 25 years.

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