Dear fiftysomething naked guy in the gym locker room...

Jellyphant

you might want to revise the wording.. "shove your sweaty post-workout junk in my face" might be taken the wrong way. lol

haaaaaa. right?

smantha32

yeah, the benches in the locker room need to be wiped down to get the ol man ball prints off of em.....

LMAO...

RollinDawg

Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

Unless he's into that sort of thing

Amanda0325

entertaining.. maybe he used to play sports.. i find that there is this naked acceptance and *kitten* slapping with men who play sports.. i don't get it though lol

RachVR6

So glad my gym has an open locker area, and separate rooms for changing and showering.

Then again, in a few more years I could walk around butt naked and it would still look like I'm clothed! :laugh:

DeeJayTJ

agree.

theres this dude in the gym, pasty white hairy fat guy that always walks around bareass in the damn locker room.. i just wish he would atleast have some consideration to wrap up in a damn towel.. its f'king gross.

MrsR0SE

Love the super American reaction to nudity! Try being an American in any gym in Europe! You're the odd one out if you have a towel around you in the locker room, sauna or steam room. Always naked except when working out!

I'm assuming by Europe you're not including the UK?

LovingCruz

LMAO.... this post is took funny....lol

fiveferrels

if his sweaty junk was in your face while you talked for 10 minutes, I think I would have stood up, maybe he thought you liked it.

maleva720

Personally, I can't wait til I'm old and have lost all my inhibitions. I'm looking forward to making young people feel awkward in about 25 years.

This is funny....

tiamaria3

:noway: :sick:

Ge0rgiana

You know, I'm pretty straight, but after this I'm feeling EXTREMELY happy to be going into the women's locker room instead. :huh:

SinIsIn

There is an eighty-something crowd of ladies in our locker room. They cover the bench with a towel, then sit and lotion themselves. One always asks for help putting on her socks, even though I know she just did an hour's worth of laps in the pool.

The gym regulars know to clear out before she gets to the socks.

:sick: ...not cool old lady at the gym.. not cool

Resalyn

This is the exact reason my hubby won't use the locker room at the plant anymore - some old guy scarred him for life, LOL....

shannieboo

...I'm not a prude. Really, I'm not. I understand it's a locker room and all and I'm cool with that. But do you really have to shove your sweaty post-workout junk in my face for ten minutes while we talk?

How 'bout you pull on a pair of boxers and THEN we can talk about how unseasonably warm the winter has been. Cheers!

Sincerely,
CG

OMG! sounds like you were PUNKED! I would have said something,,good lord!

MrsR0SE

Speaking as an older (english) woman who has no problem with the changing room nudity thing I think you all should know that once you have suffered the supreme indignity of giving birth in an NHS hospital you will never have any hangups again about who sees your naked body.

Um, yes, I have given birth twice in an NHS hospital and have no desire to have random strangers see me naked at the gym!

lemonadem

Wait, so I'm not suppose to have conversations naked anymore? :frown:

MrsCon40

...But do you really have to shove your sweaty post-workout junk in my face for ten minutes while we talk?

Bite it.

Problem solved.

shellicious777

Cologns are known for causing breathing problems. Your gym should have signs telling people NOT to apply cologn until they leave the facility and if they don't you might want to bring it up to them. That's almost as bad as smoking around someone. And don't you wonder who tells these people they smell good to begin with?

mbar12

I'm 53 and very shy to undress or walk around undressed in front of others. In my gym, you have to walk through the locker part to get to the toilets and a few times I have had to walk past naked ladies - makes me kinda uncomfortable. Wish they would have designed it differently. Just wanted to let you know that not all 'OLDER' gym people are exhibitionists.

David1106

Any male with common sense would know better than to walk up to another man sitting down with their junk hanging out and try to have a conversation with the other person.

How do you know the guy wasn't "coming on" to you?

I think the whole "locker room" thing is gross anyways. I'll shower at my house, thank you.

MayberryMama

Oh come to the ladies locker room at my gym where "Pancakes" as we have nick-named her (yes, she is in the over 50 crowd) stands full-on naked in front of the counter while she procedes to do the following tasks:

- Lotion
- tooth brush
- deoderant
- hair dryer
- make-up
- NAIL POLISH!!!

Then, she gets dressed, leaves the locker room and always leaves the completely useless towel on the counter instead of the hamper. I just don't get it.

notdancinganymore

Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!! I laughed so hard!

shellicious777

@CGWATSON.....I FEEL UR PAIN MY FRIEND....SO MANY DONT HAVE ANY COMMON COURTESY OR EVEN A SEMBLANCE OF GYM ETIQUETTE ......GEEZ
MY GYM COMPLAINT FOR THE DAY.....Sorry if this offends anyone....but I just gotta vent...:devil:
Dear Mr Gym-rat-always-wearin-WAYTOOMUCH-drugstore-clearance-cart-knockoff-cologne-that-smells-jus-like-grampas-old spice-from-back-in-the-day....invading-my-nostrils-with-ur-putrid foul-hope-a-girl-notices-meinthegymtoday-STENCH!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT PAL.....U REEK OF DESPERATION AND THE GYM IS NO PLACE FOR HEAVVVVVYYYYYY COLOGNE ANYWAY!!! FUGG EVERYTIME U R NEAR I HAVE TO LEAVE MY EQUIPMENT AND MOVE TO ANOTHER PART OF THE GYM.....DAMMMM U!!! And yes this is an angry post....!!!! I could go on but think you get the point.....and I am not talking about some nice Tag or Next bodysprays....&%4#@(*&!!!!!!

JennS19

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

shellicious777

Cologns are known for causing breathing problems. Your gym should have signs telling people NOT to apply cologn until they leave the facility and if they don't you might want to bring it up to them. That's almost as bad as smoking around someone. And don't you wonder who tells these people they smell good to begin with?
I was trying to put this to the post about the smelly guy at the gym but couldn't figure out how

Pakitalian

I have been doing a lot of home work outs lately, but planning on starting back at the gym this weekend... but there is a group of girls that are always there, using up the machines for "poses"...so here is my vent...

Dear teenage-slutty-loudmouth-screaming-hey-take-my-picture-im-going-put-it-on-facebook-cuz-guys-think-its-hot-when-girls-workout-but-i-wouldn't-dare-really-workout-cuz-just got-my-highlights-done-and-don't-want-to-sweat-pansy-*kitten*..... GET OFF OF MY MACHINE!!!!! I am here to actually do something to improve myself. I am here to make a change. Go pose in front of the mirror with a couple of pink 3 lb weights for your %&#$#% facebook picture... and don't forget the pink lipgloss, mascara and the stupid pouty lip face when you pose.... Stop wasting my precious time!!! :mad:

I am silently hoping one of them will drop a dumbell on their foot... now THAT would be a GREAT facebook picture :devil:

billsica

Haters gonna hate!

nitrogen_widget

It usually was the 60+ guys at the Y.
There was the ball guy who after a shower would straddle a wood bench naked & air dry while he read the paper. His "boys" splayed out on the wood like a pair of egg's over easy. And always in front of my locker. seriously?

The abominable soap man wasn't that bad. This guy, once in the shower used half a bottle of body wash & a loofah to litterally coat himself with a thick lather of suds from head to toe. Suds all over the walls & spraying everywhere as he lathered up. WHY?!?!?

NYCDutchess

I have been doing a lot of home work outs lately, but planning on starting back at the gym this weekend... but there is a group of girls that are always there, using up the machines for "poses"...so here is my vent...

Dear teenage-slutty-loudmouth-screaming-hey-take-my-picture-im-going-put-it-on-facebook-cuz-guys-think-its-hot-when-girls-workout-but-i-wouldn't-dare-really-workout-cuz-just got-my-highlights-done-and-don't-want-to-sweat-pansy-*kitten*..... GET OFF OF MY MACHINE!!!!! I am here to actually do something to improve myself. I am here to make a change. Go pose in front of the mirror with a couple of pink 3 lb weights for your %&#$#% facebook picture... and don't forget the pink lipgloss, mascara and the stupid pouty lip face when you pose.... Stop wasting my precious time!!! :mad:

I am silently hoping one of them will drop a dumbell on their foot... now THAT would be a GREAT facebook picture :devil:

I LOVE YOU! This is the best!!!
I love the women with the breast and *kitten* implants that run the treadmill STARING at themselves in the mirror! I hope they trip lmao.