Best movie quote of all time???
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Way way too many to choose from...
From Bull Durham, Kevin Costner says
Well, I believe in the soul, the c@ck, the pu***, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Love anything from Bull Durham, My Cousin Vinny, A Few Good Men,
or...
"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."0 -
"Ted Nugent called ..... he wants his shirt back." Ocean's 110
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INCONCEIVABLE!!
You keep using that word....I do not think it means what you think it mean!
And not to be forgotten--
Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to DIE.0 -
"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." Chuck Norris (Invasion U.S.A., I think)0
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My personal favourite:
"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"0 -
Have fun storming the castle!!!0
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If I say its safe to surf this beach, Captain, then its safe to surf this beach! I mean, I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole ****ing place!.......Charlie don't surf!
Robert Duvall from Apocalypse Now0 -
"This house is a prison", "on planet bullsh!t", "in the galaxy of this sucks camel d!cks!"0
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"0
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Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!0
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It's a TOSS UP- BOTH from Princess Bride:
“I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...."0 -
"I'm your Huckleberry" - Doc Holiday, Tombstone
Damn! You took mine. : ) But also,
"Well, ain't this town just a geographical oddity... two weeks from everywhere!" - Everett McGill "O Brother, Where Art Thou" (yes, it's the Coens) - There are soooo many awesome quotes from this movie I can't even begin to quote them all. I use them in my daily conversations every chance I get.0 -
jack Nicholson in a Few Good Men- " You want the truth, you couldn't handle the truth."0
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Were these mentioned yet?
I always thought a few lashes with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely. -- Gone With the Wind
My advice to you: Start drinking heavily. -- Animal House
We're on a mission from God. -- The Blues Brothers0 -
Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Janet! Dr Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! *stare*
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.
Steel Magnolias:
Your husband is a boil on the butt of humanity.
If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me.
Knight's Tale:
It's called a lance ...Hello!
Take a knee!
The Birdcage:
Celsius: Chewing gum helps me think. Albert: Sweetie, you're wasting your gum!
Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets? Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
I'm sure I'll come up with some more.0 -
OMG - I can't believe I forgot "My Cousin Vinny" - I love that movie!!!
this quote in particular makes me LOL every time!
Vinny Gambini: What am I gonna wear?
Mona Lisa Vito: What are ya gonna hunt?
Vinny Gambini: I don't know, he's got a lot of stuffed heads in his office.
Mona Lisa Vito: Heads?
[Vinny looks up at Lisa]
Mona Lisa Vito: What kinda heads?
Vinny Gambini: I don't know, he's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer.
Mona Lisa Vito: Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?
Vinny Gambini: I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man, I could go deer hunting.
Mona Lisa Vito: A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer.
Vinny Gambini: Hey Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know. I mean, the guy will lose respect for me, would you rather have that?
[Lisa gets up, walks over to the bathroom and shuts the door]
Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on, you think they're O.K.?
[Looks down]
Vinny Gambini: Oh!
Mona Lisa Vito: [comes out of the bathroom] Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A f***in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a f**k what kind of pants the son of a b**ch who shot you was wearing?0 -
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.0
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Read most, but not all, of the replies so far so apologies if these have been mentioned.
From Fletch, when a woman answers the door having just stepped out of the shower. "Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."
From Risky Business "Who's the U-boat commander?"
And one of my favourites, the last line from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. "Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em."0 -
Great Quotes!!!0
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Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries" From both of my favorite movies!
"Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"0
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