Best movie quote of all time???

Options
1…89111314…24

Replies

  • brenott
    brenott Posts: 117 Member
    Options
    "Why does God need a spaceship?"
    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

    Ha, I've always loved this quote
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    Options
    Major Payne: Hello, little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is?
    Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: [nods head]
    Major Payne: Well, that's all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off!
    [swings machete in front of Tiger's face]


    I haven' seen a "Major Payne" quote yet. Another movie full of awesome quotes! I could do this allllll day! lol
  • jamesblood13
    jamesblood13 Posts: 175 Member
    Options
    Gladiator:

    "What we do in life, echoes in eternity" (my fav)

    "The time for honouring yourself will soon be at an end, sire"

    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. "

    I also like many from Fight Club.
  • Mydnyte_Ryder
    Mydnyte_Ryder Posts: 248 Member
    Options
    "You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a Bulls *kitten*, but wouldn't you rather take the Butchers word for it?" - Tommy Boy
  • fozzie500
    fozzie500 Posts: 177 Member
    Options
    Man who hires Wells: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?
    Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?
    - no country for old men

    Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?
    Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.
    - no country for old men
  • sixisCHANGEDjk
    sixisCHANGEDjk Posts: 243
    Options
    When I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.
    -Smoky and the Bandit

    Some of the greatest come from this series.
  • 1DrewB
    1DrewB Posts: 6
    Options
    A bunch came to mind, many already listed. But these two always seem to ping in my head...

    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet. -Lone Watie (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

    Well, son; since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters! -Jacob McCandles (Big Jake)
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    Options
    Mr justice you are not germaine to your jurisdiction!

    The god damn Germans got nuttin to do wit it!

    Jackie Gleason

    Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor!

    Blutarski Animal house

    Rocky mountains my *kitten*. That John Denvers full of s@$t.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Options
    "I gotta go, Julia....... we got COWS." Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister.

    Man, It's been a while since I've seen that movie!
    one of my all time faves...
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Options
    What ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak English in What?
    Wh-what?
    English, MOTHER****3R, Do you SPEAK IT?
    Yes!
    Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
    What?
    Say What again, I dare you. I double dare you mother****er. Say What one more goddamned time.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Options
    From tombstone:

    Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
    ["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
    Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
    ["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
    Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
    ["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
    Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
    ["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
    Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
    ["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
    "Ah'll be your Huckleberreh"

    You're no Daisy, you're NO Daisy!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Options
    There's one thing I learned this week. It's better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one. - Clarence, True Romance
  • Mydnyte_Ryder
    Mydnyte_Ryder Posts: 248 Member
    Options
    When I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.
    -Smoky and the Bandit

    Some of the greatest come from this series.

    Agreed. "Sheriff, do the letters...F.O. mean anything to you?"
  • jskaggs1971
    jskaggs1971 Posts: 371 Member
    Options
    "Whoah"

    Keanu Reeves in:

    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
    Sweet November
    The Matrix
    Point Break
  • kaylenlawrence
    kaylenlawrence Posts: 211 Member
    Options
    what happens in vegas, stays in vegas but herpes that **** will come back with you

    --The Hangover
  • LORIMCX
    LORIMCX Posts: 19 Member
    Options
    THE TRUTH!
    YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
    :)
  • xxcatyxx555
    xxcatyxx555 Posts: 184
    Options
    RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!!!!!!! lol

    say it everyday of my life
  • VonRockette
    VonRockette Posts: 159 Member
    Options
    "They say he's got a brain. I want to see it" - Hob. Robo Cop 2.
  • sunrise611
    sunrise611 Posts: 1,891 Member
    Options
    should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
    Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
    Here's looking at you, kid.
    Go ahead, make my day
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
    May the Force be with you.
    Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
    You talkin' to me?
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
    Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
    E.T. phone home.
    They call me Mister Tibbs!
    Rosebud.
    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    Bond. James Bond.
    There's no place like home.
    I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
    Show me the money!
    Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
    I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
    You can't handle the truth!
    I want to be alone.
    After all, tomorrow is another day!
    Round up the usual suspects.
    I'll have what she's having.
    You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
    Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
    I'll be back.
    Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
    If you build it, he will come.[14]
    Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
    We rob banks.
    Plastics.
    We'll always have Paris.
    I see dead people.
    Stella! Hey, Stella!
    Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
    Shane. Shane. Come back!
    Well, nobody's perfect.
    It's alive! It's alive!
    Houston, we have a problem.[15]
    You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
    You had me at 'hello.'
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
    There's no crying in baseball!
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
    A boy's best friend is his mother.
    Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
    As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
    Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
    Say 'hello' to my little friend!
    What a dump.[21]
    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
    Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
    Here's Johnny![24]
    They're here!
    Is it safe?
    Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
    No wire hangers, ever![26]
    Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
    Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
    I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
    Hasta la vista, baby.
    Soylent Green is people!
    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
    Yo, Adrian!
    Hello gorgeous.
    Toga! Toga!
    Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
    Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
    My precious.
    Attica! Attica!
    Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
    Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
    Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
    A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
    Who's on first.
    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
    I feel the need—the need for speed!
    Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
    Snap out of it!
    My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
    I'm king of the world!

    Great list! That gives me a great idea for my Hooked on Movies movie blog!
  • KevDaniel
    KevDaniel Posts: 449 Member
    Options
    Ghostbusters...

    Dr Ray Stantz: Hey... Where these stairs go?
    Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

    I can think of a ton more from that movie..

Categories