Best movie quote of all time???
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Who brought the good news bear....someone get her some f^*king honey!! "she's out of my league0
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Cheetahs never prosper0
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"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
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"If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear? "
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"Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your *kitten* out there and you find that f*cking dog!"
Billy Madison0 -
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.
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Thats what we do, we fight. You tell me when i'm being an arrogant son of a *****, and i tell you when you are being a pain in the *kitten*. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings, you have like a 2 second rebound rate and then you're back to doing the next pain in the *kitten* thing. So it's not going to be easy. Its gonna be really hard. we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever.0 -
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You fat pengiun!
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Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Jake: SCMODS?
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System
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So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherf*cker?
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We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.
all courtesy of the Blues Brothers!0 -
But oh my god I almost forgot...
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine : A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Elaine : You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine : It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.
and last but not least
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
AIRPLANE0 -
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" Rhett Butler
best movie quote for ALL times0 -
another fave :-)
The Help-- You is kind. You is smart. You is important.0 -
Hi im Dory!0
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Hey, **** you Pac-Man! -- Colors0
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'Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not **** with us.' - Fight Club.
'Seven simple rules of going into hiding: one, never trust a cop in a raincoat. Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway. Three, if asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again. Four, never give your real name. Five, if ever asked to look at yourself, don't. Six, never do anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand. And finally seven, never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.' - I'm Not There.0 -
"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."
- CAROL CONNELLY (Helen Hunt) in As Good As It Gets (1997)
LOVE, love, love that movie...every line every scene was perrrrfect!0 -
"Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pu$$y you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!"
From Full Metal Jacket, one of my favorite movies of all time!0 -
Either they dont know, dont show, or dont care whats going on in the hood (lol)0
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I forgot these...
I'm Brian and so's my wife. - The Life of Brian
What are you gonna do, hit me with that ...fish? - Dogma
Every time a bell rings, an angel get its wings. - It's a Wonderful Life
Look at that! Look how she moves! It's just like Jell-o on springs! - Some Like It Hot
Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball...Dodge, Duck, Dive, Dip and Dodge. - Dodgeball
One understands why some animals eat their young. - Bicentenial Man
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. - Blues Brothers.
The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a suprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backwards somersault through a hoop while whistling The Star Spangled Banner, but in fact the message was this, "So long and thanks for all the fish". - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
I must spend way too much time watching films!!!!!0 -
"Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
- Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"
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Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"
Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"
Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."
I aim to misbehave. - Mal
Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, doncha think? - Jayne0 -
Julia Robers/Pretty Woman...."Big mistake, BIG!!' to those snotty, too skinny shop girls.0
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"When what's left of you get's around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left." -Danny Kaye, "White Christmas"
Favoritest line ever.0 -
"When what's left of you get's around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left." -Danny Kaye, "White Christmas"
Favoritest line ever.
I love that film, especially when Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby are miming to Sisters! So funny!0 -
• Not at the table, Carlos :laugh:0
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