Best movie quote of all time???

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  • lorro
    lorro Posts: 917 Member
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    I'm Brian and so's my wife

    (Life of Brian, Monty Python)
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
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    John Denver was sure full of ****.
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
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    There's one thing I learned this week. It's better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one. - Clarence, True Romance

    Oh that's a good one. Never saw the movie but I like it!
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
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    "Whoah"

    Keanu Reeves in:

    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
    Sweet November
    The Matrix
    Point Break

    ROFL - and every other movie he's been in. Don't get me wrong - I love me some Keanu - but I don't love him for his brains..... just sayin....
  • brookebattaglia
    brookebattaglia Posts: 28
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    "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"
    ---- Patrick Swayze "Dirty Dancing"
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
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    Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

    Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"

    Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."

    CLASSIC Firefly, gotta love Firefly!
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
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    I didn't see this one - sorry if it's a duplicate!

    'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55. The 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64....... Howevah............. in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-centah.
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
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    "Russian components; American components: All made in Taiwan!!"
    - Armageddon
  • diver71_au
    diver71_au Posts: 424 Member
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    Love the firefly/Serenity quotes
    This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

    But what about:
    37 ****s my girlfriend sucked 37 ****s .........what? in a row? - Clerks
    Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fck the prom queen - The Rock
    Oh Man, I Shot Marvin in the Face - Pulp Fiction
    Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls - Casino Royale
    Now put your clothes back on and i will buy you an icecream - For Your Eyes Only
    When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfcker in the room, accept no substitutes - Jackie Brown
    I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it! - Bordello of Blood
    Your mother ate my dog - Dead Alive

    And finally two classics from a classic movie (Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death)

    Well, sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero".

    Okay, let's see...so she's going to make love to me, that's, that's good - but she's going to kill me and eat me, that's bad."
  • callingbatonrouge
    callingbatonrouge Posts: 10 Member
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    'the wheel's still spinning but the hamsters dead, if you know what I mean'
  • redsteve65
    redsteve65 Posts: 142 Member
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    Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. Shane Falco "The Replacements"


    This one! I thought I was the only one who liked this film.

    tamaral09 - you have good taste in films
  • redsteve65
    redsteve65 Posts: 142 Member
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    I'm Brian and so's my wife

    (Life of Brian, Monty Python)


    Or from the same film

    "he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
  • Buddhasmiracle
    Buddhasmiracle Posts: 925 Member
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    What Knockers!
    from Young Frankenstein
  • Poetic_
    Poetic_ Posts: 269 Member
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    "Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything."
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
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    "Drop you linen and start your grining"
  • ScotinSeattle
    ScotinSeattle Posts: 62 Member
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    "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need......roads!" :D

    I'm a Back to the Future FREAK! hehehe
  • Peeeeeeeeeej
    Peeeeeeeeeej Posts: 16 Member
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    GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!

    aliens ;D
  • maserati185
    maserati185 Posts: 263 Member
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    "I don't WANT to SURVIVE!... I wanna LIVE!" (Captain on WALL-E) :)
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    I'll believe ya when me *kitten* turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. ~Super Troopers
  • BandForAlyAnne
    BandForAlyAnne Posts: 321 Member
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    lamp.

    anchorman

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