Best movie quote of all time???

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  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
    "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    - Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

    Mal: "Define interesting."

    Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"


    and


    Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

    Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"

    Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."

    I aim to misbehave. - Mal


    Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, doncha think? - Jayne

    I STILL can't believe they canceled that show.
  • SilverStrychnine
    SilverStrychnine Posts: 413 Member
    "Live or die. Make your choice."
  • 4boo62
    4boo62 Posts: 2
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Gotta love "The Princess Bride"!!
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    ^^ my second choice

    Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f88king thing you need is another cup of coffee.
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    "Do YOU understand the WORDS that are commin outta my mouth?!?!?"

    ~Rush Hour
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    "Do YOU understand the WORDS that are commin outta my mouth?!?!?"

    ~Rush Hour

    bahahahh

    Similarly,

    BzzZZZzzT! (buzzing away fans, or anyone, really)
    - Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker)

    Mul-ti-pass...
    Yes, she knows, it's a multipass.
    - Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) and Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
  • 4boo62
    4boo62 Posts: 2
    You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming @sshole be a father.

    Tod: Hi. Where's my wife?
    Helen: She's still at school. She's got cheerleading practice.
    Tod: Btchin'.

    When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea.

    I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!

    All quotes from "Parenthood"... too many more to mention!! Great movie about real life and family.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    "Do YOU understand the WORDS that are commin outta my mouth?!?!?"

    ~Rush Hour

    Brett: What?
    Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "What"?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?
    Brett: Yes.
    Jules: Then you know what I'm saying.
    Brett: Yes.
    Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like.
    Brett: What...?
    Jules: [points gun directly in Brett's face] Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, mother****er. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    "Welcome to the REAL World"
    ~ Morpheus
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
    I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

    and

    Because Brawndo's got electrolytes
  • aprildawn81
    aprildawn81 Posts: 668 Member
    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a @#%$" Rhett to Scarlett in Gone With the Wind .....best movie ever! :)
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
  • gmctech
    gmctech Posts: 104 Member
    "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? "
  • ladyplaz
    ladyplaz Posts: 111 Member
    :happy:
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Gotta love "The Princess Bride"!!

    "That's not a moon, that's a space station" Star Wars

    "Something strange is afoot at the Circle K" Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Gotta love movies made in Phoenix Arizona!!
  • DameVenus
    DameVenus Posts: 70
    "Can't you see that every step I have taken has been to bring myself closer to you?"-Saiyuri, "Memoirs of a Geisha"
  • aprildawn81
    aprildawn81 Posts: 668 Member
    I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY

    Great line! This is my husband's all time favorite movie.
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "want my badge #?! Heres my f---in' badge #!!!
  • GabeRami
    GabeRami Posts: 210 Member
    220...221...whatever it takes.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    "Do YOU understand the WORDS that are commin outta my mouth?!?!?"

    ~Rush Hour

    "Dont nobody understand the words coming outta your mouth!"

    ~ Rush hour 2
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "what kinda sick b--ch takes the ice cube treaty s out of the freezer!?"
  • megarablue
    megarablue Posts: 2 Member
    That John Denver's full of ****, man.
  • maliceinw0nderland
    maliceinw0nderland Posts: 6
    "The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy." -Grease ♥
  • Thatsdatdiva601
    Thatsdatdiva601 Posts: 209 Member
    Say hello to my little friend....I shouldn't need to name this movie! :)
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    Nut up or Shut Up - Zombieland

    Allright you C****, lets see what youve got - kick *kitten* (which is made better by the fact that it is said by an 11 year old girl)

    All i wanted to do is drive my boat. See dolphins swimming along side. maybe even kill a few of them you know - The big hit
  • GabrielMaestas
    GabrielMaestas Posts: 88 Member
    Who is your daddy and what does he do? - from the movie Kindergarten Cop
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    Imma get medieval on yo *kitten*!

    -- Pulp Fiction
  • Thatsdatdiva601
    Thatsdatdiva601 Posts: 209 Member
    Eat the cake Anna Mae!....lol...favorite line from any movie!
  • emaline614
    emaline614 Posts: 86 Member
    HAROLD! That was your last date!

    yes!!!!!
  • DarlingThief
    DarlingThief Posts: 78 Member
    Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as f***ing boring as you. You are a real boring f***. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, C**T! -In the Loop\

    Few people on this planet know what it is to be truly despised. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organizing that kills one thousand two hundred human beings a day; twelve hundred people. We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women, and children. I mean there's Attila, Genghis, and me, Nick Naylor the face of cigarettes, the colonel sanders of nicotine. This is where I work, the Academy of Tobacco Studies. It was established by seven gentlemen you may recognize from C-Span. These guys realized quick if they were gonna claim cigarettes were not addictive they better have proof. This is the man they rely on, Erhardt Von Grupten Mundt. They found him in Germany. I won't go into the details. He's been testing the link between nicotine and lung cancer for thirty years, and hasn't found any conclusive results. The man's a genius, he could disprove gravity. Then we got our sharks. We draft them out of Ivy League law schools and give them timeshares and sports cars. It's just like a John Grisham novel. Well you know without all the espionage. Most importantly we got spin control. That's where I come in. I get paid to talk. I don't have an MD or law degree. I have a baccalaureate in kicking *kitten* and taking names. You know that guy who can pick up any girl, I'm him on crack. -(very long I know...) Thank You For Smoking

    Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.-Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • jmulldome
    jmulldome Posts: 69
    "Don't change the subject, just answer the f***in' question." - Braveheart

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