Best movie quote of all time???

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  • fatboy235
    fatboy235 Posts: 147 Member
    there's a saying in these parts senator, "don't piss down my back and tell me its rainin!"
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent"
    ~A Bronx Tale
  • nilleah
    nilleah Posts: 177
    "Every passing minute is a chance to turn it all around." - Sofía in Vanilla Sky
  • Marie92281
    Marie92281 Posts: 194 Member
    "you want the truth, you can't handle the truth". A few good men

    "Luke I am your Father" Star Wars
  • jbuntu
    jbuntu Posts: 54 Member
    Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
    Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
    - Office Space
  • jbuntu
    jbuntu Posts: 54 Member
    Also, it's not from a movie but:

    "Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair, or f***ing beatings.
    The world ends when you're dead.
    Until then you got more punishment in store.
    Stand it like a man and give some back."
    - Al Swearengen, Deadwood Season 2, Episode 7 E.B. Was Left Out
  • desirae500
    desirae500 Posts: 142 Member
    God made dinosaurs, god killed dinosaurs. God made man, man killed god, man made dinosaurs....

    From Jurrasic Park!


    Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth!
  • Fretzy
    Fretzy Posts: 9
    : I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face Danny Devito The Big Kahuna
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    'Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.' - As Good As It Gets
  • Fitness4Paul
    Fitness4Paul Posts: 166 Member
    "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" ~ dodgeball
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    "if he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

    -Breakfast Club
  • Hambone23
    Hambone23 Posts: 486 Member
    From Office Space:

    Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "if he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

    -Breakfast Club

    Awesome
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my *****.
    -American Pie
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    The Other Guys

    Terry Hoitz: What is this?
    Allen Gamble: Its my car, Its a Prius.
    Terry Hoitz: I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.
  • Elohvey
    Elohvey Posts: 65 Member
    Hangover Part II
    Mr. Chow: Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die?
  • xYumzx
    xYumzx Posts: 953 Member
    "you ca do it, you can do it all night longgggg"
    -Waterboy lol
  • HikeRunLift
    HikeRunLift Posts: 70
    "Stupid, worthless, no good god damn, freeloadin son of a b!tch, retarded, know it all *kitten* jerk!!

    You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful..

    Shut-up b!tch, go make me a turkey pot pie!!"


    If you dont know the movie.. you're not worthy
  • momof8munchkins
    momof8munchkins Posts: 1,167 Member
    Helen:I have 8 children.. 4- boys 4 -girls different ages
    Frank- wait til you hear what I have to tell you then you'll really feel sick
    Helen: what?!?!?
    Frank: I have 10 children
    Helen: TEN!!! TEN !!!! TEN!!! FRANK 8 and 10 is..
    Frank : RIDICULOUS!
    hee hee
    Yours Mine and Ours
  • Heaven71
    Heaven71 Posts: 706 Member
    "I wasn't looking at his neck Man!"
  • Heaven71
    Heaven71 Posts: 706 Member
    "Stupid, worthless, no good god damn, freeloadin son of a b!tch, retarded, know it all *kitten* jerk!!

    You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful..

    Shut-up b!tch, go make me a turkey pot pie!!"


    If you dont know the movie.. you're not worthy
    WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

    "Chicks can't hold da smoke, dat's what it is!"
  • CampKelly
    CampKelly Posts: 172 Member
    My two fav....

    It is not a tumor

    And

    We're gona need a bigger boat!

    I think I quote them daily :)
  • allysabee
    allysabee Posts: 123
    Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? A royale with cheese.

    Now pretty please - with a cherry on top - clean the ****ing car.

    Go to the bar and make yourself a drink. I'll be down in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.

    Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.



    All quoted from the one & only best movie ever made :)
  • nikkif87
    nikkif87 Posts: 193 Member
    I'm just a worm
  • craignev
    craignev Posts: 1,247 Member
    "I love lamp"

    - Anchorman
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
    Nick: "I was drag racing."
    Detective: "In a Prius?"
    Nick: "I don't win a lot."


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • childofbodom123
    childofbodom123 Posts: 175 Member
    Gotta be between two for me.

    " I feel the need, the need, for speed "

    " If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed. "
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
    How about this from The Court Jester?

    Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
    Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
    Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
    Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
    Hawkins: A flagon...?
    Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
    Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
    Griselda: Right.
    Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
    Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
    Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
    Griselda: Just remember that.
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
    Another one from The Court Jester. I think Danny Kaye is brilliant in this...he was so clever.

    King Roderick: The Duke. What did the Duke do?
    Hubert Hawkins: Eh... the Duke do?
    King Roderick: Yes. And what about the Doge?
    Hubert Hawkins: Oh, the Doge!
    King Roderick: Eh. Well what did the Doge do?
    Hubert Hawkins: The Doge do?
    King Roderick: Yes, the Doge do.
    Hubert Hawkins: Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is.
    King Roderick: What? What's that?
    Hubert Hawkins: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge.
    King Roderick: Who did what to what?
    Hubert Hawkins: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk.
    King Roderick: Duchess with her dirk?
    Hubert Hawkins: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
    King Roderick: Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know.
  • cgary
    cgary Posts: 15
    YEAH BABY THAT'S MY JOINT!!!!
    Im gonna watch that tomorrow after work. Your my new bestie!!

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