Unicorns pee glitter

maf66

Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:

cyclingben

unicorns wake up in the morning and piss excellence

butterfliespink

Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:

Or when you steal their horn. Not that I personally have ever stolen one of their horns but I know bad people who have

jenluvsushi

If unicorns pee Glitter, what do they poo?

Pop Rocks....duh!?!

AmberJslimsAWAY

If unicorns pee Glitter, what do they poo?

Pop Rocks....duh!?!

WINNING!

angied80

Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

fairy tears... everyone knows that

I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me

Once, I thought.. but I was also on shrooms at the time.

butterfliespink

Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

fairy tears... everyone knows that

I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me

Once, I thought.. but I was also on shrooms at the time.

You absolutely made me lol, now my friends think I'm nuts

KaraP18

Also I didnt want to say it but those English unicorns' piss also disintegrates fat cells. Its the glitter. I am going to find me a damn unicorn! Whos with me?

HOTTMESSYGIRL

Do not MOCK the unicorns.

butterfliespink

Also I didnt want to say it but those English unicorns' piss also disintegrates fat cells. Its the glitter. I am going to find me a damn unicorn! Whos with me?

Me-I wonder if Scottish unicorns also do this as well?

FionaNiConnor

If unicorns pee Glitter, what do they poo?

As long as it's fluffy, who cares?

KaraP18

Me-I wonder if Scottish unicorns also do this as well?
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No just the English ones, that's why they are endangered.

maf66

Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:

Or when you steal their horn. Not that I personally have ever stolen one of their horns but I know bad people who have

Of course you do... :huh:

angied80

Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

fairy tears... everyone knows that

I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me

Once, I thought.. but I was also on shrooms at the time.

You absolutely made me lol, now my friends think I'm nuts

You know what's funnier... I am HOTTMESSYGIRL Nothing like being bored and creating a fake account to mess with your buddies.. Looks like alot of other got caught up in it as well.. So funny.. But I swear.. Unicorns live in the Rocky Mountains in England!

butterfliespink

Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:

Or when you steal their horn. Not that I personally have ever stolen one of their horns but I know bad people who have

Of course you do... :huh:

Hey-I didn't say I agreed with what they were doing!!

LordBezoar

First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol

No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.

You just don't live in the right part of the Rockies....

Also:

LauraMacNCheese

CharityPearce

Turkey for me. Turkey for you. Let's eat turkey in my big brown shoe...

That. Is. All.

butterfliespink

While I agree that there are most certainly unicorns in England, I am also that much more certain there are unicorns in Scotland. And Ireland too

butterfliespink

First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol

No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.

You just don't live in the right part of the Rockies....

Also:

So is the glitter part pee, or does their blood contain glitter as well? hmm.....