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  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    soooooo you enjoy the abuse?:laugh: :laugh:

    I enjoy this banter with anyone who can keep up. However I am reminded of an Offspring song. Self Esteem....anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    soooooo you enjoy the abuse?:laugh: :laugh:

    I enjoy this banter with anyone who can keep up. However I am reminded of an Offspring song. Self Esteem....anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    So should we change our names to madame ................... and demand obediance?:laugh: :laugh:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    So should we change our names to madame ................... and demand obediance?:laugh: :laugh:

    1st of all it is Mistress, and 2ndly, I have no idea what you're talking about. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    Trivia for all my know it all friends:
    Here's some fun facts for you!









    ********************************* ********************************************
    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

    Blood plasma.
    ********************************* ******************************************
    No piece of paper can be folded in half

    more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
    ****************************************************************************
    Donkeys kill more people annually

    than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your *kitten* )
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    You burn more calories sleeping

    than you do watching television.
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    Oak trees do not produce acorns
    until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
    ****************************************************************************
    The first product to have a bar code

    was Wrigley's gum.
    *************************************************************************
    The King of Hearts is the only king

    WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
    by eliminating one (1) olive

    from each salad served in first-class.
    **************************************************************************
    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

    (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
    (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

    *********************************************************************
    Apples, not caffeine,

    are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
    ************************************ ***********************************
    Most dust particles in your house are made from

    DEAD SKIN!
    ************************************************************************ ****
    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

    So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
    ***************************************************************************
    Walt Disney was afraid

    OF MICE!
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    PEARLS MELT

    IN VINEGAR!
    *********************************************************************
    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
    **********************************************************************
    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

    but, not downstairs.

    ************************************************************************
    A duck's quack doesn't echo,

    and no one knows why.
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    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
    be kept at least six (6) feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles
    resulting from the flush.

    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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    And the best for last....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

    So........................



    Remember, knowledge is everything...and now go move your toothbrush!!!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    So should we change our names to madame ................... and demand obediance?:laugh: :laugh:

    1st of all it is Mistress, and 2ndly, I have no idea what you're talking about. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Erica not being around to abuse you! See you did know the Mistress thing you kinky little devil you!
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    Erica not being around to abuse you! See you did know the Mistress thing you kinky little devil you!

    Lucky guess. :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    that's what they all say when they get caught :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    that's what they all say when they get caught :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Right....whatever you say CZ. That's not what you've been messaging me.... :laugh:
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
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    soooooo you enjoy the abuse?:laugh: :laugh:

    I enjoy this banter with anyone who can keep up. However I am reminded of an Offspring song. Self Esteem....anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    are you saying your the sucker with no self esteem?
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    are you saying your the sucker with no self esteem?

    Thank you! I was hoping someone else knew that song. I always liked that song.

    Not quite, I wouldn't be able to hang with so many beautiful women around if I were.
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
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    are you saying your the sucker with no self esteem?

    Thank you! I was hoping someone else knew that song. I always liked that song.

    Not quite, I wouldn't be able to hang with so many beautiful women around if I were.

    that is certainly the truth. :drinker: :smokin:

    now i have not one, but two offspring songs in my noggin. thx for that. (sarcastic font)

    where is my mfp boyfriend today anyways :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    That's it kid, throw out a compliment when you feel trapped! It works well every time.:laugh: :laugh:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    that is certainly the truth. :drinker: :smokin:

    now i have not one, but two offspring songs in my noggin. thx for that. (sarcastic font)

    where is my mfp boyfriend today anyways :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

    Anytime :happy:

    Good question. Where is Trouble?
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    that is certainly the truth. :drinker: :smokin:

    now i have not one, but two offspring songs in my noggin. thx for that. (sarcastic font)

    where is my mfp boyfriend today anyways :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

    Anytime :happy:

    Good question. Where is Trouble?

    He is still wandering around with your shorts over his head probably, I think he has to work of sumthin!
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
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    That's it kid, throw out a compliment when you feel trapped! It works well every time.:laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :wink:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    That's it kid, throw out a compliment when you feel trapped! It works well every time.:laugh: :laugh:

    Well in this crowd it is easy to do. You just speak the truth.

    (Damn right it does. This isn't my first rodeo. :laugh: )
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
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    (Damn right it does. This isn't my first rodeo. :laugh: )

    spoken like a true fort worthian! :smokin:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
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    spoken like a true fort worthian! :smokin:


    Ha ha, thanks. Do they not teach proper quoting over in Dallas? :laugh:
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
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    spoken like a true fort worthian! :smokin:


    Ha ha, thanks. Do they not teach proper quoting over in Dallas? :laugh:

    we are too pretentious to care about proper quoting. :smokin:
  • czewwhat
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    we need to plan Maui madness!

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