You know you're serious about losing weight when....

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  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    -You're in a lot of pain, but you go to the gym anyway, to punish your body for being a p*ssy.
    -When you actually weigh what it says you do on your license
    -When you wonder if moshing should be counted as cardio or weight training
  • mismax
    mismax Posts: 16
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    You know that semen has not only calories but nutritional value

    HAHAAAAAAAAAAHHAA !!! Damn, that's funny!

    I know I'm serious when:
    I walk past the Twinkies, Double Chocolate Caramel Cupcakes and White Chocolate Raspberry Ice Cream and head straight to the Quaker Chewy 90 cal bars. Yay!
  • treasur1
    treasur1 Posts: 2
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    .... decline mediocre cocktails/wine/dessert because you don't want to waste your calories
    .... budget calories for a yummy dessert at your favorite restaurant
    .....walk to your errands so you can burn a few extra calories
    .....dream about tabata workouts
    .....start following fitness/health people on Pinterest
    .....your friends are sick of you talking about boot camp (this is inspired by my friend)
    .....you star in a photoshoot for your boot camps marketing materials (ok, same friend)
    .....you discuss the best yoga classes/studios with your friends at brunch
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    -You're in a lot of pain, but you go to the gym anyway, to punish your body for being a p*ssy.

    I always look forward to your posts. Clearly your witticism knows no bounds.
  • treasur1
    treasur1 Posts: 2
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    when your husband thinks you are eating without him !!!

    when your grocery bags are lighter !!!

    when you count every calories even when you are not eating
  • jbakerak
    jbakerak Posts: 76
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    -When you don't feel sore for more than 4 days and you up your workout.
    -When you burn extra calories to fit in wine on a wine day.
    -When you read the ingredients on something at the store that you love and put it back.
    -When you buy the lean steak over your favorite fat marbled cut!
  • clotta22
    clotta22 Posts: 12 Member
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    you actually check mfp, for the calories you have left for they day before you order another beer.

    Yes! This is me!
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
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    ...you begin to dream about salads instead of George Clooney

    ^^Seriously?! You had me nodding my head right up until this, and then I was all wait, wha? NO!

    ...and my contribution: not one drop of soda, diet or otherwise, has passed these lips in 1 year!
  • ratherbeskiing
    ratherbeskiing Posts: 847 Member
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    ... when your friends are eating junk food and the thought of it makes you want to either vomit or work out....
    ... when you get food and you are measuring it in your head
    ... when you plan your days around your workouts
    ... when you look forward to working out
    ... when you crave healthy foods
    ... when you think about the past week and you think you ate horrible because of the one day you ate candy or junk... and the rest of the week when you ate healthy and are like ick I ate so bad.
    ... when you know to avoid the scale on your TOM
    ... when you refuse to go to restaurant because they do not have the cal's listed so you can not plan ahead.
    ... when you refuse to go out to a "get a drink" with friends because you do not have enough cal's and know it is not worth going over- and you think of the money you are saving- and you save that money for your next Jillian DVD.
    ...when whey protein is a treat after working out because it is chocolate
    ... when you subscribe to running magazine- or any other fitness mag.
    ... when you spend more time looking at workout clothes in places like Target- and get excited to get new work out clothes and can't wait to use them!
    ... when you look up quotes or pics to put as your background of your computer to motivate you.
    ... when you know exactly how much you weigh
    ... when you do not look at the recipe part of the community board when you are hungry because you know you will crave all the good food.
    ... when you get excited for things that before you started working out you did not know existed like a HRM or the Nike +
    ... when you are watching food network and when they start to cook things in loads of butter you get sick thinking about it.
    ... when you can't stop looking at yourself in the mirror looking for "new muscle" or your collar bones..
  • All_Mimsy
    All_Mimsy Posts: 49 Member
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    ...you truly eat only one "serving" of Cadbury Mini-Eggs. :(
  • davitalynette
    davitalynette Posts: 117 Member
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    ...you check the label for nutritional value on ANY and EVERYTHING

    ...you whip out your phone mid-meal to record your calories on MFP

    ...you eat a cucumber for a snack.... LOL... (used to be cookies!!)

    ...you feel like a loser for not burning any calories/exercising for one day!
  • All_Mimsy
    All_Mimsy Posts: 49 Member
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    -When you burn extra calories to fit in wine on a wine day.

    Hahaha, I totally do this. :D
  • bcc112986
    bcc112986 Posts: 362 Member
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    ....oranges are as good as sex.


    :)

    You are doing it wrong then. :bigsmile:

    Definitely not doing it wrong...Eating a great orange just makes me soooo happy. It feels naughty. :D
  • Vickied84
    Vickied84 Posts: 327 Member
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    You know that semen has not only calories but nutritional value

    The excuse I give my boyfriend..
  • Troy67
    Troy67 Posts: 556 Member
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    ....oranges are as good as sex.


    :)

    You are doing it wrong then. :bigsmile:

    the citrus burns Ted's urethra. lol
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    -You're in a lot of pain, but you go to the gym anyway, to punish your body for being a p*ssy.

    I always look forward to your posts. Clearly your witticism knows no bounds.

    Aww! I'm flattered! :blushing:
    And, if you want to replace my boyfriend, he does not appreciate my never-ending witticism as you do. :drinker:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Also, when you actually weigh your backpack so you know you can use the "Walking 3.0 carrying 15lbs" on the exercise. And, yes, my backpack does generally weigh 15 lbs.
  • santamommy
    santamommy Posts: 88
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    "When you throw perfectly good fat clothes in the garbage!" :D
  • santamommy
    santamommy Posts: 88
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    "When you see diet commercials and you know they are full of crap and you double think about calling them and saying so" lol
  • RachelsReboot
    RachelsReboot Posts: 569 Member
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    When you break up with your boyfriend and instead of Ben & Jerry's you turn to the elliptical and weight lifting!~ This is my day!

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