How to ask out my lady crush?
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Ooh, now we're talking. We can go for a run together and then unwind over candlelight and calculus. Maybe we double-date with the OP and his vict... um, I mean girlfriend.0
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If she's looking away and you aren't sure if she is giving you 'the look' then you obviously aren't staring hard enough. Make it your mission not to look anywhere else, even when you/her get off the bus. Otherwise how else is she supposed to know you care.
Quiet grunts and visible erection through your pants also help her to know you find her sexually attractive.
Good luck OP
Don't forget, make long, uncomfortable eye contact. As soon as she knows you're serious, move your eyes down to her tits and keep them there. Focusing on her heart makes her feel special.
When she really responds to that, look down at her crotch and start breathing heavily. Women like it when a guy is in touch with his primal urges.
If looking at her crotch doesn't help.. try rubbing yours instead.. Maybe lick your lips at the same time just to seal the deal.
If this doesn't work.. She's obviously a lesbian.0 -
This is either a really bad joke or someone's in creepy stalker mode...I'm just sayin
Some people struggle to meet people and need some advice!
Get yourself a van, tell her you hit a dog and can she help (this will show if she is a sensitve soul too), as she leans in to look, chloroform! Et voila all yours.0 -
This is either a really bad joke or someone's in creepy stalker mode...I'm just sayin
For the record, most creepy stalkers don't put their business out there for the world. They save their **** pics for PMs.0 -
Drop the other nut and ask her. 'nough said.0
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If she's looking away and you aren't sure if she is giving you 'the look' then you obviously aren't staring hard enough. Make it your mission not to look anywhere else, even when you/her get off the bus. Otherwise how else is she supposed to know you care.
Quiet grunts and visible erection through your pants also help her to know you find her sexually attractive.
Good luck OP
Don't forget, make long, uncomfortable eye contact. As soon as she knows you're serious, move your eyes down to her tits and keep them there. Focusing on her heart makes her feel special.
When she really responds to that, look down at her crotch and start breathing heavily. Women like it when a guy is in touch with his primal urges.
Don't forget to grab yourself when she makes eye contact. (Note: Don't be toooo rough. You don't want to come off as a Law and Order SVU perp.0 -
I think a lot of you have lost weight by running from the cops.0
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I think you should just sweetly ask her to sit on your lap next time you see her. Tell her you just want to talk about "whatever comes up."
Oh MB, I really do love you. :flowerforyou:
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I've heard that using a mallet to hit them over the head and then dragging them home works well. As does chloroform or ruffies (if you can get her to take a bottle of water from you), however with all of these you must be careful of other people around and seeing you. If you’re in a public space your best option is to have a car parked nearby and attempt the hidden injection that you just don’t see on TV often enough. Good luck is scoring your lady love, and remember we like to be dominated and belittled . . . it shows strength of character and is impressive.0
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You are all hilarious & make me laugh and worry all at the same time - but I find you more funny than worrying - mostly because I actually don't know you and hope you live in the US (cos I don't!!).
(can I add that others appear to have read the OP and then gone straight to the last post some repetition going on here....!)
Some repetition going on here....some (etc.,....)0 -
I think a lot of you have lost weight by running from the cops.
lmao....I have met some real criminals on here so you are not lying!0 -
Well I have a TI-84 Plus in the silver edition.
what?
The Silver Edition?...... Man, I'm jealous.0 -
This is simple. Just write a letter that says "I like you, do you like me"? Then put 2 check mark boxes and make them both YES!
You can't lose!!!0 -
So funny0
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I don't think it's bad. Creepy to some is romantic to others. You say potato.....0
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Women like it when you do things for them. Thoughtful things that save them time and effort. Show you care by showing initiative and get the restraining order against you for her. I think it's something she would really appreciate.0
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Creepy stalker much!?!?!:noway: If ANY ONE followed me home once, the second time I would pull my gun on them, no joke.
If you want to move from CREEPER to NORMAL, try TALKING to her. Jeez. Try even saying "Hello, how are you?" When you notice her. A relationship should start from there, and THEN you can decide if you like her and want to ask her out.0 -
You could always sit on the bus next to her and see if she likes "d!ck in a box."
"I'm sorry miss, but do you mind getting my brat out of this nicely wrapped package for me? My hands are just too full."0 -
Women like it when you do things for them. Thoughtful things that save them time and effort. Show you care by showing initiative and get the restraining order against you for her. I think it's something she would really appreciate.
Now that's some funny sh** right there!0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
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Thats a bit creepy to sit and stare at her apartment building.everyone is scared of rejection but do it..Say hey i was wondering if you want to get a cup of coffee or something.. youre going to be that stalker creepy dude shes going to hate if u dont stop following her! u will be surprised she may know!0
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This is simple. Just write a letter that says "I like you, do you like me"? Then put 2 check mark boxes and make them both YES!
You can't lose!!!
That is actual genius! Cos she has to tick one, and whichever she ticks will be yes. That's practically legally binding so perhaps you should have the ring ready, and put a minister on alert in case she wants to get married there and then.0 -
Since you know where she lives, I'm thinking you should do something more romantic. Think John Cusack in Say Anything. Hold a boombox over your head playing Peter Gabriel "In Your Eyes" or maybe Rockwell "Somebody's Watching Me".0
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Thats a bit creepy to sit and stare at her apartment building.everyone is scared of rejection but do it..Say hey i was wondering if you want to get a cup of coffee or something.. youre going to be that stalker creepy dude shes going to hate if u dont stop following her! u will be surprised she may know!
That's what I was thinking. That and the comment about wanting to see his bugs under glass, seriously? How many women like bugs? "Hey baby wanna' see my bugs?" Serial? Being that the OP has stopped posting I'm assuming this was a joke post. If not, it's creepy and you should leave her alone.0 -
Be a man and ask her out.
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Exactly. Stop being a weenie. Grow some guts.
You can become a man one seat at a time if you're really that nervous. Every day move one seat closer to where she's sitting. I bet she really wants you to talk to her too.
P.S. They sell those protective cover things for the TI-84's. I had one. My calculator would be thrown across the room by my brothers when they used it as a toy airplane, and crushed by 100+ pounds of textbooks in my bag, but it's still intact. Sometimes it shows my derivative and hyperbole graphs slightly fuzzy...and that 1+1=11...but that's not really a problem. Invest in one and then you can let her sit on your lap.0 -
They see me trollin-0
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Honestly, I think you are really on the right track here. Stalking is super sexy and it shows you care and pay attention to detail. Keep it up and you will win her over.0
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This is simple. Just write a letter that says "I like you, do you like me"? Then put 2 check mark boxes and make them both YES!
You can't lose!!!
That is actual genius! Cos she has to tick one, and whichever she ticks will be yes. That's practically legally binding so perhaps you should have the ring ready, and put a minister on alert in case she wants to get married there and then.
We're all invited to the wedding for giving you advice!0 -
Thats a bit creepy to sit and stare at her apartment building.everyone is scared of rejection but do it..Say hey i was wondering if you want to get a cup of coffee or something.. youre going to be that stalker creepy dude shes going to hate if u dont stop following her! u will be surprised she may know!
That's what I was thinking. That and the comment about wanting to see his bugs under glass, seriously? How many women like bugs? "Hey baby wanna' see my bugs?" Serial? Being that the OP has stopped posting I'm assuming this was a joke post. If not, it's creepy and you should leave her alone.
It'll be butterflies all the cool boys who kidnap ladies have butterflies.0 -
♫♫ I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeee ♫♫0
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