How do I avoid crabs?

UponThisRock

Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

Thanks MFP.

_HeathBar_

I heard pizza is a vegetable now so you should probably eat lots of those.

Good luck.

edit: crabs, heh.

MB_Positif

Based on the title, I was going to tell you to "use protection." But then I started reading. One of the best ways to keep your crabs low is to avoid poisonous sugar.

mamitosami

Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.

tgh1914

Avoid crabs at all costs. But the imitation "Krab" is just fine.

engineman312

Avoid college bars, and don't pick up chicks after 2am

SwannySez

You need to focus on a bare diet. When they crabs have no where to hide they look for greener pastures.

Also, floss regularly.

_HeathBar_

*re-reads topic*

*hangs head in shame*

shedoos

I may be wrong - but I think a Paleo diet will keep the crabs low.

jessabethheather

Thank you for the laugh this morning!!!

ConcordPhil

Avoid unprotected encounters with white flour products.

DarthCeltic

umm.. tell harry potter to stupify him and goyle..


then.. get the imitation stuff and put it on a cracker..

UponThisRock

*re-reads topic*

*hangs head in shame*

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed.

UponThisRock

Avoid unprotected encounters with white flour products.

LOL!

jillthemom

Stay off the beach.

L00py_T0ucan

Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

iFeelBrandNew

happy monday everyone! lol lol

GoldenGirl1979

just stay out of the ocean & you should be fine :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

AlsDonkBoxSquat

Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

Thanks MFP.

It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?

DarthCeltic

Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

Thanks MFP.

It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?

it is the eggs.. thats what ive heard.. once they hatch.. your done for..

Yanicka1

O_O

Elizabeth_C34

Stay away from the Baltimore area. I hear they eat crabs every day. *wink*

UponThisRock

Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

awidener86

Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

Thanks MFP.

It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?

it is the eggs.. thats what ive heard.. once they hatch.. your done for..

Yeah what he said.

DarthCeltic

Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

this is very true.. we here take pride on our ability to find articles on the interwebs that back our opinions no matter how absurd.. so.. do not eat crabs, eggs, fish, especially cod.. no leafy green stuff.. do not take any vitamins, or medications and remember that if you exercise its ok to eat those calories earned.. and to do it eating chineese food and drinking copius amounts of beer..


site: www.absurdbeliefsformfp.com/forum/research.html

SwannySez

Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

Elizabeth_C34

Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....

grinch031

All you need to do is replace crabs with twinkies and you will lose the weight, as long as you eat below your calorie limit. I don't know why people need to make things so complicated.

kyt1206

crabs are so good for you though!! It'll get you MOVING...

_HeathBar_

Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

Only true if your doctor's last name is "Oz".

THayesTeamNoXQS

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