How do I avoid crabs?

Options
UponThisRock
UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
in Chit-Chat
Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

Thanks MFP.
«134567

Replies

  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Options
    I heard pizza is a vegetable now so you should probably eat lots of those.

    Good luck.

    edit: crabs, heh.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Options
    Based on the title, I was going to tell you to "use protection." But then I started reading. One of the best ways to keep your crabs low is to avoid poisonous sugar.
  • mamitosami
    mamitosami Posts: 531 Member
    Options
    Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Options
    Avoid crabs at all costs. But the imitation "Krab" is just fine.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Options
    Avoid college bars, and don't pick up chicks after 2am
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    Options
    You need to focus on a bare diet. When they crabs have no where to hide they look for greener pastures.

    Also, floss regularly.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Options
    *re-reads topic*

    *hangs head in shame*
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    Options
    I may be wrong - but I think a Paleo diet will keep the crabs low.
  • jessabethheather
    jessabethheather Posts: 27
    Options
    Thank you for the laugh this morning!!!
  • ConcordPhil
    ConcordPhil Posts: 118 Member
    Options
    Avoid unprotected encounters with white flour products.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
    Options
    umm.. tell harry potter to stupify him and goyle..


    then.. get the imitation stuff and put it on a cracker..
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
    Options
    *re-reads topic*

    *hangs head in shame*

    I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
    Options
    Avoid unprotected encounters with white flour products.

    LOL!
  • jillthemom
    jillthemom Posts: 31 Member
    Options
    Stay off the beach.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    Options
    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    crabtapdancerh.jpg
  • iFeelBrandNew
    iFeelBrandNew Posts: 263 Member
    Options
    happy monday everyone! lol lol
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    Options
    just stay out of the ocean & you should be fine :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Options
    Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

    Thanks MFP.

    It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
    Options
    Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

    Thanks MFP.

    It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?


    it is the eggs.. thats what ive heard.. once they hatch.. your done for..
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Options
    O_O

Categories