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edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

Thanks MFP.

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  • Posts: 902 Member
    I heard pizza is a vegetable now so you should probably eat lots of those.

    Good luck.

    edit: crabs, heh.
  • Posts: 8,897 Member
    Based on the title, I was going to tell you to "use protection." But then I started reading. One of the best ways to keep your crabs low is to avoid poisonous sugar.
  • Posts: 531 Member
    Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.
  • Posts: 1,036 Member
    Avoid crabs at all costs. But the imitation "Krab" is just fine.
  • Posts: 3,450 Member
    Avoid college bars, and don't pick up chicks after 2am
  • Posts: 5,860 Member
    You need to focus on a bare diet. When they crabs have no where to hide they look for greener pastures.

    Also, floss regularly.
  • Posts: 902 Member
    *re-reads topic*

    *hangs head in shame*
  • Posts: 446 Member
    I may be wrong - but I think a Paleo diet will keep the crabs low.
  • Posts: 27
    Thank you for the laugh this morning!!!
  • Posts: 118 Member
    Avoid unprotected encounters with white flour products.
  • Posts: 1,236 Member
    umm.. tell harry potter to stupify him and goyle..


    then.. get the imitation stuff and put it on a cracker..
  • Posts: 4,519 Member
    *re-reads topic*

    *hangs head in shame*

    I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed.
  • Posts: 4,519 Member
    Avoid unprotected encounters with white flour products.

    LOL!
  • Posts: 31 Member
    Stay off the beach.
  • Posts: 1,368 Member
    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    crabtapdancerh.jpg
  • Posts: 263 Member
    happy monday everyone! lol lol
  • Posts: 716 Member
    just stay out of the ocean & you should be fine :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 6,128 Member
    Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

    Thanks MFP.

    It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?
  • Posts: 1,236 Member
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    It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?


    it is the eggs.. thats what ive heard.. once they hatch.. your done for..
  • Posts: 4,564 Member
    O_O
  • Posts: 6,375 Member
    Stay away from the Baltimore area. I hear they eat crabs every day. *wink*
  • Posts: 4,519 Member
    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
  • Posts: 247 Member
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    it is the eggs.. thats what ive heard.. once they hatch.. your done for..

    Yeah what he said.
  • Posts: 1,236 Member
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    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.


    this is very true.. we here take pride on our ability to find articles on the interwebs that back our opinions no matter how absurd.. so.. do not eat crabs, eggs, fish, especially cod.. no leafy green stuff.. do not take any vitamins, or medications and remember that if you exercise its ok to eat those calories earned.. and to do it eating chineese food and drinking copius amounts of beer..


    site: www.absurdbeliefsformfp.com/forum/research.html
  • Posts: 5,860 Member
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    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
  • Posts: 6,375 Member
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    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
  • Posts: 1,679
    All you need to do is replace crabs with twinkies and you will lose the weight, as long as you eat below your calorie limit. I don't know why people need to make things so complicated.
  • Posts: 101
    crabs are so good for you though!! It'll get you MOVING... :)
  • Posts: 902 Member
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    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    Only true if your doctor's last name is "Oz".
  • Posts: 81 Member
    WOW THIS IS HILARIOUS HAPPY MONDAY!!
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