How do I avoid crabs?

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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    Stay away from the Baltimore area. I hear they eat crabs every day. *wink*
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
  • awidener86
    awidener86 Posts: 260 Member
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    Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

    Thanks MFP.

    It's not the crabs that are so bad for bellyfat, it's the eggs. Is it a good medicated shampoo and a small toothed comb that will help with that or am I a little off there?


    it is the eggs.. thats what ive heard.. once they hatch.. your done for..

    Yeah what he said.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.


    this is very true.. we here take pride on our ability to find articles on the interwebs that back our opinions no matter how absurd.. so.. do not eat crabs, eggs, fish, especially cod.. no leafy green stuff.. do not take any vitamins, or medications and remember that if you exercise its ok to eat those calories earned.. and to do it eating chineese food and drinking copius amounts of beer..


    site: www.absurdbeliefsformfp.com/forum/research.html
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
  • grinch031
    grinch031 Posts: 1,679
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    All you need to do is replace crabs with twinkies and you will lose the weight, as long as you eat below your calorie limit. I don't know why people need to make things so complicated.
  • kyt1206
    kyt1206 Posts: 101
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    crabs are so good for you though!! It'll get you MOVING... :)
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    Only true if your doctor's last name is "Oz".
  • THayesTeamNoXQS
    THayesTeamNoXQS Posts: 81 Member
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    WOW THIS IS HILARIOUS HAPPY MONDAY!!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    All you need to do is replace crabs with twinkies and you will lose the weight, as long as you eat below your calorie limit. I don't know why people need to make things so complicated.

    twinkies= good heart health.. heres a pic to prove it!

    twinkie.jpg
  • Elen_Sia
    Elen_Sia Posts: 638 Member
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    This topic is seriously making me LOL like hell at work. :laugh:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Based on the title, I was going to tell you to "use protection." But then I started reading. One of the best ways to keep your crabs low is to avoid poisonous sugar.

    Protection won't really help, since they live in the hair and all. Just make sure your date isn't scratching and stay off the beach. I'm not sure which crabs you're trying to avoid. ;-)
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.


    this is very true.. we here take pride on our ability to find articles on the interwebs that back our opinions no matter how absurd.. so.. do not eat crabs, eggs, fish, especially cod.. no leafy green stuff.. do not take any vitamins, or medications and remember that if you exercise its ok to eat those calories earned.. and to do it eating chineese food and drinking copius amounts of beer..


    site: www.absurdbeliefsformfp.com/forum/research.html

    i hate when i put something really funny and it goes to the last post and no one sees it..


    what? im not shamelessly reposting this in the middle so that people will read it..
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    This topic is seriously making me LOL like hell at work. :laugh:

    your hat is making me lol at work..
  • TropicalKitty
    TropicalKitty Posts: 2,298 Member
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    It's not the crabs that are bad for you, it's the sea water they are in that is bad. So get the land crabs. They're little, but they'll keep you busy.
  • xoTLCxo
    xoTLCxo Posts: 185 Member
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    Avoid college bars, and don't pick up chicks after 2am
    ^^^^^ This !! :drinker:
  • mckshowie
    mckshowie Posts: 210 Member
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    Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.

    thanks for the giggle.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Avoid college bars, and don't pick up chicks after 2am
    ^^^^^ This !! :drinker:

    what if im so hideous i have to wait til after 2 to come out?

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