How do I avoid crabs?

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  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Avoid crabs at all costs. But the imitation "Krab" is just fine.

    I heard you get them from an imitation lover?
  • TheLukePhone
    TheLukePhone Posts: 30 Member
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    OMG.. I laughed quite loudly at that ecard.

    Awesome. :)

    I'm battling the bulge of the middle myself, it's a process for sure. :)
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    That's why when I'm doubled over in pain, I come here first!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Crabs are pinchy, but you can probably outrun them.
  • FinalOutrage
    FinalOutrage Posts: 77
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    PRO TIP: Don't look at them.

    Problem solved.
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
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    I once asked my friends little brother how to catch crabs.. His response was brilliant..

    "With a bucket"

    Smart little lad :laugh:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....

    Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."

    And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.
  • spiceshirl
    spiceshirl Posts: 177
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    I heard pizza is a vegetable now so you should probably eat lots of those.

    Good luck.

    edit: crabs, heh.

    lol am cracking up!!
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
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    I can't even bring myself to read the responses. The title alone made me burst into inappropriate laughter for the office place!
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
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    Thanks for the best laugh Ive had in days. You guys rock.
  • Christine1110
    Christine1110 Posts: 1,786 Member
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    Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.

    Good luck.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....

    Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."

    And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.


    "dear 8 pound.. 6 oz.. newborn infant jesus.. dont even know a word yet.. "
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    That's why when I'm doubled over in pain, I come here first!

    I will not make a dirty joke, I will not make a dirty joke, I will not make a...
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Belly button

    (Just because I can.)

    And, for the record, you don't want your belly button pierced by a crab.
  • Lib_B
    Lib_B Posts: 446 Member
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    shave....*down there* it will detract onlookers from your belly fat...
  • w_i_n_d_y
    w_i_n_d_y Posts: 216 Member
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    Watch where the tacos you eat come from.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.

    Good luck.

    Wait. What? Is this a "real" answer? Ha!
  • CandiceCandyCane81
    CandiceCandyCane81 Posts: 71 Member
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    OH WOW!!!!! THANKS FOR THE MONDAY MORNING LAUGH:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?

    My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.

    I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.

    Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....

    Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."

    And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.

    Jeebuz loves you.

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