How do I avoid crabs?
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Stay away from my ex-girlfriend.0
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Watch where the tacos you eat come from.0
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Bump, this thread is worth the read when I have more time!0
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Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.
HAH! Yes. Use protection; screen partners wisely...0 -
LOL!!!!!!! I needed that.0
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Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?
Thanks MFP.
low crab?
stay off the beaches? *chuckling*0 -
Stay away from my ex-girlfriend.
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you tricked me, not to say I have any knowledge on the topic, hahaha......0
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Ok... When I read your topic title, I was going to tell you to practice abstinence or use protection. I'm really immature. I'm sorry. :laugh:0
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omg that made my day!
Anyway, change your macros and up your protein. I find myself eating less crabs when im trying to satisfy my protein intake.0 -
Stay away from my ex-girlfriend.
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For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
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Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.
Good luck.
No, NO you want to avoid the eggs and certain meats (but I think veggies are okay, however if stuff starts looking like corn you should be concerned).0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.0 -
omg that made my day!
Anyway, change your macros and up your protein. I find myself eating less crabs when im trying to satisfy my protein intake.
thats because crab is not protein.. its more like stringy cheese.. which also has no protein in it.. and more like spongecake.. and therefore twinkies.. soo
crab=twinkie..0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.
avoid drinking when it comes to contracting them as well..0 -
Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."
And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.0 -
Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.
Good luck.
No, NO you want to avoid the eggs and certain meats (but I think veggies are okay, however if stuff starts looking like corn you should be concerned).
what if i mash the corn up into a paste?0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.
avoid drinking when it comes to contracting them as well..
Good call!0
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