How do I avoid crabs?
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omg that made my day!
Anyway, change your macros and up your protein. I find myself eating less crabs when im trying to satisfy my protein intake.0 -
Stay away from my ex-girlfriend.
Now THAT'S funny! lol :laugh:0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
I cried!!! XD XD XD0 -
Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.
Good luck.
No, NO you want to avoid the eggs and certain meats (but I think veggies are okay, however if stuff starts looking like corn you should be concerned).0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.0 -
omg that made my day!
Anyway, change your macros and up your protein. I find myself eating less crabs when im trying to satisfy my protein intake.
thats because crab is not protein.. its more like stringy cheese.. which also has no protein in it.. and more like spongecake.. and therefore twinkies.. soo
crab=twinkie..0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.
avoid drinking when it comes to contracting them as well..0 -
Speaking of crabs!!!Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."
And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.0 -
Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.
Good luck.
No, NO you want to avoid the eggs and certain meats (but I think veggies are okay, however if stuff starts looking like corn you should be concerned).
what if i mash the corn up into a paste?0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.
avoid drinking when it comes to contracting them as well..
Good call!0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.
Thank You, Thank You... I'll be here all week, and dont forget to tip your waitress and bartender....0 -
I am hoping you mean carbs not crabs? LOL0
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For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
OMG...this whole thread is hilarious, but THIS....THIS send my pop up my nose. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Note to self: Avoid drinking while reading threads about crabs.
Thank You, Thank You... I'll be here all week, and dont forget to tip your waitress and bartender....
because they have been so great.. im getting them a free dinner to red lobster for all you can eat crab legs!0 -
omg that made my day!
Anyway, change your macros and up your protein. I find myself eating less crabs when im trying to satisfy my protein intake.
omg I sooo needed that giggle
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I now plan to buy a crab and super glue a top hat and cane to it...
I love you MFP.0 -
avoid the beach0
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I'd now plan to buy a crab and super glue a top hat and cane to it...
I love you MFP.
im calling PETA!!!0 -
PETA is in favor of all things cute.
right?0 -
PETA is in favor of all things cute.
right?
only if they further the following:
a.) the likelyhood that pets will be treated good
b.) a pornstar's career..0 -
PETA is in favor of all things cute.
right?
only if they further the following:
a.) the likelyhood that pets will be treated good
b.) a pornstar's career..
And I LIKE porn, crabs, and steak... somehow this will all work out. Glass half full, yo!0 -
PETA is in favor of all things cute.
right?
only if they further the following:
a.) the likelyhood that pets will be treated good
b.) a pornstar's career..
And I LIKE porn, crabs, and steak... somehow this will all work out. Glass half full, yo!
wait.. what are we talking about?0 -
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Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."
And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.
What!? No He's not a little baby. He grew up and died at the age of 33.0 -
For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
ROTFLMBO!0 -
Will a little butter help the crabs go in, I mean down?
Wait, are we really talking about crabs? *scratches....*0 -
OMG, i can't stop laughing reading this thread... :laugh:0
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Stay away from the beach.....0
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Avoid college bars, and don't pick up chicks after 2am
Avoid shaking *kitten* trees. Angels don't fall out....0 -
I'm rolling here.....wear protection...and stay away from the sea....I dunno.0
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Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.0
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