How do I avoid crabs?

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  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Jeebuz loves you.

    locked in 3.....2.....1.....
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Jeebuz loves you.

    locked in 3.....2.....1.....

    Mmmmmm, Jeebuz. Rhymes with Chivas.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    You can probably outrun them
  • jplucheck
    jplucheck Posts: 275 Member
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    LOL I just spit my coffee all over my computer, thatnks for the early morning monday laugh!!!!
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
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    Crabs are everywhere. Just be super careful and also do a search under> my topics, settings, search. Lots of helpful information there =)
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    LOL I just spit my coffee all over my computer, thatnks for the early morning monday laugh!!!!


    note to user.. computers hate coffee..
  • AntShanny
    AntShanny Posts: 366 Member
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    I'm from southern Maryland, we love our crabs...resistance is futile this time of year...
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    If you want a real challenge. Try to get hermit crabs. It's not like those guys will sleep with just anyone.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    If you want a real challenge. Try to get hermit crabs. It's not like those guys will sleep with just anyone.

    does the hermit have commitment issues? i mean taking your home with you everywhere.. how can anyone compete with that..
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
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  • SheehyCFC
    SheehyCFC Posts: 529 Member
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    does the hermit have commitment issues? i mean taking your home with you everywhere.. how can anyone compete with that..
    I think that's the opposite of commitment issues - stage 5 clinger right there. And a hell of a lot of baggage
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    does the hermit have commitment issues? i mean taking your home with you everywhere.. how can anyone compete with that..
    I think that's the opposite of commitment issues - stage 5 clinger right there. And a hell of a lot of baggage

    thats true i guess..
  • blueeyedcristi
    blueeyedcristi Posts: 304 Member
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    I can't even see to finish reading this. I'm crying from laughing so hard! Thanks for the laughs
  • echoica
    echoica Posts: 339 Member
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    Lol best thread ever!!
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    Avoid the ocean and seafood restaurants.

    JM
  • darrell62
    darrell62 Posts: 40
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    For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !

    lol, almost spit my water out
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    Off yourself? No carbs would make me do this, at least.
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
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    LMAO! I'll make sure i avoid crabs, or ahem, anybody that might have them

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