today I became one of those CREEPY chicks

bigdawg025

It wasn't creepy until it was made into a forum post! :laugh:

starracer23

Now I want to go to the gym and get my creep on....

L00py_T0ucan

"...clung to him like maple syrup on pancakes." That's getting in quite a lot of porn in one sentence! :laugh:

I love me some food porn!

i totally just thought about syrup and went to that great stripper song.. pour some sugar on me..

my ears were burning - i KNEW someone brought up maple syrup... :blushing: :laugh:

Ayeshat

I hate to admit it but today I crossed the line at the gym. Well maybe not crossed it but mighty dang close to it. There's this guy (don't all great stories start with 'there's this guy?) omgosh beautiful guy. Works really hard on his body and it shows. I couldn't help it today because he had on a super tight workout shirt that clung to him like maple syrup to pancakes. YUM! Muscles cut up like a 4 karat diamond and they look just as hard. <SIGH> We were both working in the dumbbell section so he was right beside me doing hammer curls and dips and lord-a-mighty not sure if my sweat was from watching him or my own workout. As I finished up with weights and moved on to elliptical he was at the front desk talking right in my line of vision. I just kept thinking I would love to rub my fingers across his abs. Had this whole movie worked out in my head by the time I finished my cardio. Let's just say it involved a speedo, baby oil, and lots of flexing. We left at the same time and my dream was ruined when he drove off in a mini van :brokenheart:

Am I the only one who has had a creepy chick moment like this??? Please ladies tell me about your creepy chick moment.

Ahahaha hilarious!.. like reading part of the blurb to an erotic novel... But yes creepy chick moments are very common, you just have to be good at hiding them ;-)

rml_16

Just as long as you didn't smell his seat, you're fine.

Jeff92se

That's it. I'm pouring maple syrup on my abs before going to the gym.

Ayeshat

That's it. I'm pouring maple syrup on my abs before going to the gym.

Ahaha don't forget the speedo

megsmom2

No harm at all in enjoying a nice view. We wouldn't be human if we didn't. Just try to control the drool please.

MinnieInMaine

LMAO! I tried really hard not to stare at a hot guy in my "other" gym (temporary membership for winter) this weekend but I couldn't help it! He was right in front of me on the bike and his butt was so cute!

At my usual gym (at work), there aren't any guys hot enough to drool over. Even if there was, I'd have to be careful since I might see them in the hall or in a meeting and that would be super embarrassing!

DarthCeltic

No harm at all in enjoying a nice view. We wouldn't be human if we didn't. Just try to control the drool please.

if you cant.. make sure to wipe up afterwards.. or the one drooling over you might use that machine next..

Sp1nGoddess

I love watching a fit guy do pull ups or push ups out of the corner of my eye... once while I was stretching after a workout a fine looking specimen was doing Spiderman push ups near me. He's the only one I can remember specifically. I have not seen him since. I rarely workout at the same time or day of the week.

sjmgde

this is a funny thread and it made me laugh so thank you Loved it ":)

DarthCeltic

I love watching a fit guy do pull ups or push ups out of the corner of my eye... once while I was stretching after a workout a fine looking specimen was doing Spiderman push ups near me. He's the only one I can remember specifically. I have not seen him since. I rarely workout at the same time or day of the week.

spiderman pushups? does this include web.. and spidersenses?

Momkat65

It wasn't creepy until it was made into a forum post! :laugh:

agreed............................great story tho!

TK266

it not like he caught you sniffing the equipment he was using, like a post last week. not creeper to think naughty thoughts, it does become creeper if you find yourself in a tree branch at night near his house. :laugh:

poledancing_ninja

I have fallen off the climbing wall from drooling so much at hot people that my foot slips off the hold XD

CoryIda

it not like he caught you sniffing the equipment he was using, like a post last week. not creeper to think naughty thoughts, it does become creeper if you find yourself in a tree branch at night near his house. :laugh:

Oops. I didn't realize you saw me there.

DarthCeltic

it not like he caught you sniffing the equipment he was using, like a post last week. not creeper to think naughty thoughts, it does become creeper if you find yourself in a tree branch at night near his house. :laugh:

unless you live in the tree by his house.. than thats normal..

RH_Brazell

lol, I cannot say I've ever met someone who physically had that effect on me. Sure, I've checked out hot guys before, but that was rather extreme!
Talk to him next time!

lol this^^^^

rissuhbissuh

"...clung to him like maple syrup on pancakes." That's getting in quite a lot of porn in one sentence! :laugh:

That line is fantastic! I need to start using it

bcampbell54

Interesting juxtaposition to all the "creepy guys at the gym" and "why do women wear makeup" posts I see on here.

JenAiMarres

At least you kept your creepiness in your head!!! you could have done much worse!! LOL! he was probably creeping on you too, men in mini vans usually are!!!

kristen49233

Don't assume he's married....maybe he lives in a van down by the river!

HotCuppaJo

I think you should have sniffed his weight bench....just saying...



LOL @ Jac

HotCuppaJo

Don't assume he's married....maybe he lives in a van down by the river!

NICE Saturday Night Live/ Chris Farley moment!! Well-done!

JennaM222

Sounds heavenly...

Too bad he didnt drive off in a crew cab something deisel loud truck...I would have juiced me panties!!!

karinaes

I hate to admit it but today I crossed the line at the gym. Well maybe not crossed it but mighty dang close to it. There's this guy (don't all great stories start with 'there's this guy?) omgosh beautiful guy. Works really hard on his body and it shows. I couldn't help it today because he had on a super tight workout shirt that clung to him like maple syrup to pancakes. YUM! Muscles cut up like a 4 karat diamond and they look just as hard. <SIGH> We were both working in the dumbbell section so he was right beside me doing hammer curls and dips and lord-a-mighty not sure if my sweat was from watching him or my own workout. As I finished up with weights and moved on to elliptical he was at the front desk talking right in my line of vision. I just kept thinking I would love to rub my fingers across his abs. Had this whole movie worked out in my head by the time I finished my cardio. Let's just say it involved a speedo, baby oil, and lots of flexing. We left at the same time and my dream was ruined when he drove off in a mini van :brokenheart:

Am I the only one who has had a creepy chick moment like this??? Please ladies tell me about your creepy chick moment.

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lstnlondry

Don't assume he's married....maybe he lives in a van down by the river!

Funny Farley line! The story meant so much more coming from a 42 year old! We will always be teenage girls inside!

DarthCeltic

Don't assume he's married....maybe he lives in a van down by the river!

this is the best suggestion EVER!!!

Shriffee

I have only had this moment once... I needed boards cut at Home Depot and this gorgeous guy was helping me. I had to look away when he squatted down with the boards. I'm a married woman and I was blushing.