today I became one of those CREEPY chicks

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  • deeray
    deeray Posts: 103 Member
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    Sweet Jesus!! Im not "one of those chicks" yet, but Thanks for the visual, lol! :)
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    "...clung to him like maple syrup on pancakes." That's getting in quite a lot of porn in one sentence! :laugh:

    I love me some food porn!

    i totally just thought about syrup and went to that great stripper song.. pour some sugar on me..

    Me too!! Mmmmmmmmm *creating great images in my head now*
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,366 Member
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    Not at the gym bt me and my best friend was going thru the drive thru and starbucks and OMG this guy was effin HOTT. He was mixed so he had the perfect skin color and the whitest straightest teeth and the perfect smile.

    Needless to say we was giggling like high school girls and I know he could totally tell we was basically speechless because he just kept smiling at us.

    ::Gotta fan myself off just thinking about it::
  • TheFunBun
    TheFunBun Posts: 793 Member
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    I think it all depends on the face you're making while being an inner pervert. If your face is nice and calm, totally not creepy. If you're doing air bites and growling or have a mouth open more than the usual exercise exertion mouth, then you're a creeper.

    This is where women have the advantage over men, since we usually have much better pervert faces.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    I think it all depends on the face you're making while being an inner pervert. If your face is nice and calm, totally not creepy. If you're doing air bites and growling or have a mouth open more than the usual exercise exertion mouth, then you're a creeper.

    This is where women have the advantage over men, since we usually have much better pervert faces.

    Okay, this made me laugh because I've caught myself a few times licking my lips and had to pull my face back to a calm look just knowing how creepy I'm appearing...
  • Reeny1_8
    Reeny1_8 Posts: 277
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    There was this guy I went to high school with that was hot like that. Dated him for a little bit and it was over. Seen him again a couple years after high school and omg he was hotter than before! He had washboard abs and was constantly active and rode his bike everywhere! His whole body was rocking' and his thighs were so muscular you just HAD to see him naked to believe it :blushing: We started dating again and now he's my husband and I can look at his sexy naked bod anytime I want :love:
  • RH_Brazell
    RH_Brazell Posts: 339
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    I think it all depends on the face you're making while being an inner pervert. If your face is nice and calm, totally not creepy. If you're doing air bites and growling or have a mouth open more than the usual exercise exertion mouth, then you're a creeper.

    This is where women have the advantage over men, since we usually have much better pervert faces.

    bahahahahahahahaha:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ChevyChick88
    ChevyChick88 Posts: 356 Member
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    I was out with my friend the other day we were walking and chatting, when this gorgeous guy - I mean white t-shirt just tight enough to show beautiful muscles :love: - came running towards us. He crossed the road and ran right to us, and then straight by us. :sad:
    I kept my cool and continued walking until I heard a car break, looked round and saw my friend has accidently walked off the pavement and straight into oncoming traffic!!! :laugh:

    Love this!!! ^^ I was literally sitting at work laughing my butt off! I can sooooo see myself doing this (the walking into traffic thing). :laugh: :laugh:

    And, I am jealous. I dont have any guys like that at my gym. Wish I did though -- It would make working out so much more fun!
  • BuckeyeBoi
    BuckeyeBoi Posts: 233 Member
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    There was this guy I went to high school with that was hot like that. Dated him for a little bit and it was over. Seen him again a couple years after high school and omg he was hotter than before! He had washboard abs and was constantly active and rode his bike everywhere! His whole body was rocking' and his thighs were so muscular you just HAD to see him naked to believe it :blushing: We started dating again and now he's my husband and I can look at his sexy naked bod anytime I want :love:
    Awesome!
  • Ayeshat
    Ayeshat Posts: 209
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    I think it all depends on the face you're making while being an inner pervert. If your face is nice and calm, totally not creepy. If you're doing air bites and growling or have a mouth open more than the usual exercise exertion mouth, then you're a creeper.

    This is where women have the advantage over men, since we usually have much better pervert faces.

    LMAO!!! air bites hahaha.. if only u knew the image i have in my mind... has it ever gotten to that extent with anyone?.. coz that's way past 'creepy' and borderline 'needs to be institutionalized'
  • bmxpop
    bmxpop Posts: 353 Member
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    At least you kept your creepiness in your head!!! you could have done much worse!! LOL! he was probably creeping on you too, men in mini vans usually are!!!
    Hey!! Don't assume that just because he drives a minivan, he was creeping!! I drove a mini-van for several years and I...uh...ummm...yeah, you're probably right!!!:ohwell:
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    At least you kept your creepiness in your head!!! you could have done much worse!! LOL! he was probably creeping on you too, men in mini vans usually are!!!
    Hey!! Don't assume that just because he drives a minivan, he was creeping!! I drove a mini-van for several years and I...uh...ummm...yeah, you're probably right!!!:ohwell:


    but i mean.. you can argue there is alot of extra room to lay down in the back! no judgement!
  • Ayeshat
    Ayeshat Posts: 209
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    At least you kept your creepiness in your head!!! you could have done much worse!! LOL! he was probably creeping on you too, men in mini vans usually are!!!
    Hey!! Don't assume that just because he drives a minivan, he was creeping!! I drove a mini-van for several years and I...uh...ummm...yeah, you're probably right!!!:ohwell:


    but i mean.. you can argue there is alot of extra room to lay down in the back! no judgement!

    Not with all the kidnapped children
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    At least you kept your creepiness in your head!!! you could have done much worse!! LOL! he was probably creeping on you too, men in mini vans usually are!!!
    Hey!! Don't assume that just because he drives a minivan, he was creeping!! I drove a mini-van for several years and I...uh...ummm...yeah, you're probably right!!!:ohwell:


    but i mean.. you can argue there is alot of extra room to lay down in the back! no judgement!

    Not with all the kidnapped children


    wait what? who said kids were allowed in the shaggin wagon?
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
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    Well, I for one am shocked this kind of thing goes on at a gym....I would never...
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Well, I for one am shocked this kind of thing goes on at a gym....I would never...

    never ever?
  • Ayeshat
    Ayeshat Posts: 209
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    At least you kept your creepiness in your head!!! you could have done much worse!! LOL! he was probably creeping on you too, men in mini vans usually are!!!
    Hey!! Don't assume that just because he drives a minivan, he was creeping!! I drove a mini-van for several years and I...uh...ummm...yeah, you're probably right!!!:ohwell:


    but i mean.. you can argue there is alot of extra room to lay down in the back! no judgement!

    Not with all the kidnapped children


    wait what? who said kids were allowed in the shaggin wagon?

    ahahaha shaggin wagon.... yes to personalised number plates
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
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    At least you kept your creepiness in your head!!! you could have done much worse!! LOL! he was probably creeping on you too, men in mini vans usually are!!!
    Hey!! Don't assume that just because he drives a minivan, he was creeping!! I drove a mini-van for several years and I...uh...ummm...yeah, you're probably right!!!:ohwell:


    but i mean.. you can argue there is alot of extra room to lay down in the back! no judgement!

    Not with all the kidnapped children


    wait what? who said kids were allowed in the shaggin wagon?

    LMAO! Shaggin wagon.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    You mean you didn't follow him home??
  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
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    Don't assume he's married....maybe he lives in a van down by the river!

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    Now that's just funny! You really didn't have to do that to me at work!!!!

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