today I became one of those CREEPY chicks

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  • tnorth82
    tnorth82 Posts: 186
    * ahem

    I must confess I am ALWAYS perving over the hot guys in the gym! Something to focus attention on, some tight buns on the treadmill in front of me.... before you know it woosh, there goes 30 mins on the cross trainer!

    The smaller the shorts the better!

    Yum!
  • squishycow7
    squishycow7 Posts: 820 Member
    I love this. hahaha
  • Myrtlemama4
    Myrtlemama4 Posts: 92 Member
    omg I laughed so hard at the end..minivan..I hate it what that happens...hey at least it made your workout interesting..
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Can't wait till I'm one these chiseled demons of perfection haha
  • abc_life
    abc_life Posts: 28
    I find it rather hard to watch hot guys and keep from falling off the elliptical..true story
  • KilikiMom
    KilikiMom Posts: 237 Member
    i have those moments almost every night with my husband...but then i get to act on those thoughts LOL
  • Carol_27
    Carol_27 Posts: 40
    :laugh: I could hardly hide my smiles and laughing read this at the office, thanks for one of the best threads EVER! not only do I want to go to the gym more often but also buy some maple syrup!!
  • ashmac0303
    ashmac0303 Posts: 2
    this post is brilliant - made me laugh so much, and it's ever so true!! LOL:laugh:
  • darkmouzy
    darkmouzy Posts: 227 Member
    I love this post it doesn't make me feel so alone!

    I was walking by a gym once and a guy came out walking towards me.
    I walked into the pole.

    Yeah that's right.
    Smooth :laugh:
  • DixieDarlin1987
    DixieDarlin1987 Posts: 553 Member
    Awww man this gave me a good laugh this morning! Love it! It's like I always say, I may be married but I'm not BLIND! I look...hell sometimes I may even double or triple take lol!
  • missjoci
    missjoci Posts: 412 Member
    I love this post it doesn't make me feel so alone!

    I was walking by a gym once and a guy came out walking towards me.
    I walked into the pole.

    Yeah that's right.
    Smooth :laugh:

    I did that at work when my hot manager smiled at me and said hi. Ran straight into a pole. Oof. :laugh:
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Awww man this gave me a good laugh this morning! Love it! It's like I always say, I may be married but I'm not BLIND! I look...hell sometimes I may even double or triple take lol!


    i agree.. i mean its ok to go to mcdonalds.. look at the menu.. hell you can order it.. just dont pay for it.. or eat it..
  • alharbour
    alharbour Posts: 116 Member
    When I go out to get in my minivan this morning, I will look at it in a whole new way! What really counts is how many car seats were in it? :smile:
  • butterflyliz32
    butterflyliz32 Posts: 124 Member
    You have to be careful when combining creeping and cardio... I might just fall off the machine!!

    Minivans do have a lot of room.... just sayin...

    Man... this thread is not helping my resolve not to read my girl porn at work (Fifty Shades of Grey... yowza!).
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
    Don't feel bad - I have a major crush on my Vybez Fitness instructor, Nana. OMG...and when he makes his way through the crowd and comes to dance with me...rawr!!!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Don't feel bad - I have a major crush on my Vybez Fitness instructor, Nana. OMG...and when he makes his way through the crowd and comes to dance with me...rawr!!!

    wait.. what happens during the RAWR part?
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    LMAO!


    :laugh: true
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I think it all depends on the face you're making while being an inner pervert. If your face is nice and calm, totally not creepy. If you're doing air bites and growling or have a mouth open more than the usual exercise exertion mouth, then you're a creeper.

    This is where women have the advantage over men, since we usually have much better pervert faces.

    Okay, this made me laugh because I've caught myself a few times licking my lips and had to pull my face back to a calm look just knowing how creepy I'm appearing...

    Never done the lip-licking thing, but this guy I used to live next door to was literally the sexiest man I've ever met, and because we live in Texas and it's always hot, I would frequently see him outside without a shirt on. One day, we were walking out our doors at the same time, and he was wearing nothing but gym shorts. Thank God I had on sunglasses because it took a good five minutes of conversation with him before I was able to tear my eyes away from his body and listen to what he was saying. I was completely and totally distracted by his deliciousness. He looked me up and down 4 times before I walked away, so I guess he got his, too.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    I haven't seen any guys that make the perv in me come out... now girls.... that's different! :tongue: :bigsmile: :wink:
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    I haven't seen any guys that make the perv in me come out... now girls.... that's different! :tongue: :bigsmile: :wink:

    hi im darth.. nice to meet you..
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I wuold just say, as a guy, we need WAY moe female creepers at the gym lol.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    I wuold just say, as a guy, we need WAY moe female creepers at the gym lol.

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    moe?
  • elimendoza31
    elimendoza31 Posts: 359 Member
    Wow now that you put it that way...I guess it makes me a creepy girl ...but i love to watch this one guy work out i love to see hime sweat!!! LMAO:tongue::laugh:
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    I wuold just say, as a guy, we need WAY moe female creepers at the gym lol.

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    moe?

    LMAO!
  • ckgis4me
    ckgis4me Posts: 25
    Just want to say thanks for such a vivid description! I'm loving your syrup/pancake reference! It is always great to wake up and have a good laugh! Add this person to your list of reasons to workout!
  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Ok, I don't go to a gym to work out, but being that I outfit law enforcement, fire etc in uniforms ya'll can imagine what sorts of goodies come through.
    I recently had a crop of fresh rookies and omg there was one that was just so cute...needless to say it was fun to fit him. Poor kid.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Ok, I don't go to a gym to work out, but being that I outfit law enforcement, fire etc in uniforms ya'll can imagine what sorts of goodies come through.
    I recently had a crop of fresh rookies and omg there was one that was just so cute...needless to say it was fun to fit him. Poor kid.


    no sir.. i cant read the tape.. i will have to measure your inseam again.. its better without pants.. take those off..
  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Ok, I don't go to a gym to work out, but being that I outfit law enforcement, fire etc in uniforms ya'll can imagine what sorts of goodies come through.
    I recently had a crop of fresh rookies and omg there was one that was just so cute...needless to say it was fun to fit him. Poor kid.


    no sir.. i cant read the tape.. i will have to measure your inseam again.. its better without pants.. take those off..

    Hehehe:bigsmile:
  • ghogkilla
    ghogkilla Posts: 2
    I LOVE this! I have spent many many extra minutes on the tredmill cuz I have some nice maneyecandy in front of me. I ALSO will turn down my ipod and listen to the moans and groans. I think my jayjay helps my workout on these days!!! I am SO glad I am not the ONLY creepy girl. I even know one of the hot men in my gym is a priest. I feel real bad checking him out. Ok, I dont feel bad and I still do it. lol
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
    Yesterday, I ran into a guy at the gym who I know.

    After hitting the arc trainer for 1/2 hour, I was going to move onto the treadmill for W5 of C25K. And as I turned around to head towards them, I recongized a guy on the treadmill behind the arc trainer.

    I moved to a treadmill behind him, with all intention of taking in the view. But shortly realized my view was going to be blocked by the tv on the treadmill.

    But, it wasn't all a loss. It gave me great pride to know I was running on the treadmill and he was walking, despite him appearing to be in better shape than I am.

    And the view didn't really matter, because I had already seen it before at the bar where I picked him up last summer, and in my bedroom where he couldn't "pick it up".

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