Sexytime accidents

ScottyNoHotty

My girlfriend at the time dislocated her hip....try explaining that to the E.R.

annalee_1

I have a broken bed story with a cat and a candle then fire and a guy. I might not want o tell that one. Kitty was okay thank god! Bahahaha

Rosa1213

There is a shelf above my bed, and I'm a tall girl, so it's happened a few times that when I'm sitting on top of my gentleman friend, I smack my forehead onto this shelf. Hard.
He always laughs at me, but we continue our activities

annalee_1

My girlfriend at the time dislocated her hip....try explaining that to the E.R.

Trying to picture the work up to this......daaaaaammmmnnnn! Woo hoo!

JessiC1984

When your hubby is a cook, remind him to wash his hands many, many, many ...... times after working with hot peppers at work.

And once when we were dating my hubby ripped himself while we were going at it. Blood EVERYWHERE. Me, him, the sheets, the bathroom...

Natx83

Im totally not even going there, only my best friends know this one.. Its one guys would all cringe in pain if they knew. Im sure someone else has done it before.. but it doesnt need to be brought up lol :glasses:

you can't tease us. SPILL IT!

Yeah!Come on tell us!

Lol... I really cant.. It happened with someone on MFP, we werent on there at the time but we both happen to be now.. No longer together but the pain was all mine lol.

stevewynjones

Tied the wife to the bed once..and my mother came up the stairs...forgot I'd give her a key.....

Threw aquilt over the bad....made some lame excuse about the mess...and then had to go shopping with her....

..2 hours later when I got back the mood had changed slightly..as had thee colour of the sheets....

i changed my mind. SOOOO not marrying you. unless i can be the one doing the tying...

only if you use tape..so it really hurts when you rip it off!

Natx83

When your hubby is a cook, remind him to wash his hand many, many, many ...... times after working with hot peppers at work.

And once when we were dating my hubby ripped himself while we were going at it. Blood EVERYWHERE. Me, him, the sheets, the bathroom...

^^ this.. the part where the foreskin joins the tip.. cant remember the name for it... Tore the **** out of that.

So much pain... sooooo sooooo much blood.

Looked like someone tipped bottles of red wine all over the bed.

I still cringe when I think about it. Lubrication is the key :mad:

CastleMadeOfSand

Should have known better one time, than to start some sexytime in a room that smelled like vicks vapor rub.

All I'm saying.

doorki

Wedding night, too drunk to really function, wife down to just her veil, runs...leaps onto the bed....bounces and slams head into bed side table and then hits the floor.....end wedding night sexy time.

ThePhoenixRose

Should have known better one time, than to start some sexytime in a room that smelled like vicks vapor rub.

All I'm saying.

oooh no... :frown:

JessiC1984

When your hubby is a cook, remind him to wash his hand many, many, many ...... times after working with hot peppers at work.

And once when we were dating my hubby ripped himself while we were going at it. Blood EVERYWHERE. Me, him, the sheets, the bathroom...

^^ this.. the part where the foreskin joins the tip.. cant remember the name for it... Tore the **** out of that.

So much pain... sooooo sooooo much blood.

Looked like someone tipped bottles of red wine all over the bed.

I still cringe when I think about it. Lubrication is the key :mad:

Yup, I knew that you share his pain. It was like a murder scene.
Though I still don't know how it happened, there was no shortage of lube. Over-zealous I guess

sktllmdrhmz

its only what a 2 ft drop i still think she overreacted lol

Yeah, they have a tendency to do that.

Natx83

When your hubby is a cook, remind him to wash his hand many, many, many ...... times after working with hot peppers at work.

And once when we were dating my hubby ripped himself while we were going at it. Blood EVERYWHERE. Me, him, the sheets, the bathroom...

^^ this.. the part where the foreskin joins the tip.. cant remember the name for it... Tore the **** out of that.

So much pain... sooooo sooooo much blood.

Looked like someone tipped bottles of red wine all over the bed.

I still cringe when I think about it. Lubrication is the key :mad:

Yup, I knew that you share his pain. It was like a murder scene.
Though I still don't know how it happened, there was no shortage of lube. Over-zealous I guess

Yeah, i think you just have to mega unlucky, right amount friction and Boom. Its gone..

I can still feel the pain now lol.

annalee_1

its only what a 2 ft drop i still think she overreacted lol

Yeah, they have a tendency to do that.

Yeah what's 2 ft........ owwweeeee.

MrsHutcho9988

my husband and I literally went through a wall once. He was holding me against the wall when we were house-sitting a friends house (they were doing construction and it was just drywall not an actual wall) So yeah got fiberglass all over my *kitten* and the landing wasn't very graceful. Haven't attempted wall fun since but we still laugh about it!!

LReneeWalker

Other than the occasional fart and breaking the head board of the wall at a motel....

cynthiaj777

he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hapoo100

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I still cringe when I think about it. Lubrication is the key :mad:
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dont mean to be rude, try foreplay

Gary1977

We were in a certain numbered position and my son walked in, he was 12 at the time. Yep.

A similar situation happend to me back in December. Let's say I was enjoying a certain calorie free munch session & her 7 year old son walked in. The little *kitten* had picked the lock & screamed "Mom is having sex". Let's just say I lost it & it took awhile to get it back.:blushing: :grumble: