Sexytime accidents

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  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
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    32 yrs ago, she said she was dry, only thing I could find was Ben Gay!!! Oh, if you put water on it down there, you can end up with a serious burn. We were both ok, and the peeps in the ER were all laughing up a storm..... Not funny at all.

    Forgot to mention, her dad threatened to shoot me if I came by his house again!

    O.M.G.
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
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    My husband and I have broken MANY, MANY, things... Like a ridiculous amount of things. anything in a bathroom that you can break, we have broken it. Hahaha. Its terrible, and expensive. Hahaha. I can't remember any specifics, but I know he has elbowed me in the face multiple times and I punched him in the face one time. One time we were doing it outside on a trampoline and I guess he moved his feet as the same time that I was moving and we slightly bounced, knocking our heads together. LOL


    (Before I got married) I had a bf named mark and we were having sex in the woods and i was on a piece of wood. SOMEHOW he fell forward and OVER me and face planted into some mud! Hahahah One time we were also having sex behind a walmart and while he was uhhh, ya know, he leaned his head back, hitting the back of his head on a metal pole really hard. He almost cried. Me being the as*hole I am, I laughed SO hard both of these times.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    lol @ all the " we were drunk" replies.
  • Sascha
    Sascha Posts: 204
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