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  • Reddak98
    Reddak98 Posts: 58 Member
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    How about "Hey sweet thing wanna come over to my place, my parents are out of town".
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
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    Your natural beauty radiates from across the room that I got a tan instantly from your heavenly glow. Do you by chance have some aloe vera or vitamin e?
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
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    Are you by chance an archaeologist?

    Her: Nooo...why?

    I have a huge bone for you to examine.
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
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    A guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt and looked at it, then said "Just what I thought, Made in Heaven"

    Awwww ... I like that one!
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
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    Girl , if you were words on paper you'd be fine print

    Ewww ... I like that one!
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
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    I’ve told it before in another thread, but it’s still my favorite. (I might be a bit biased.) :wink:

    In a college class the guy next to me mentioned that he was hungry. I had to take a paper up front so as I walked past him I ran my fingers through his hair and said, “I’ve got something you can eat.” It was so out of character for me that I wanted to run out of the classroom. But I played it off like it was no big deal. (I did take a little more time than necessary to hand the professor my paper.) :blushing:

    *We’ve been together 20-years next week. :ohwell:


    Awwwww ....
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    is your peach as smooth as my head?
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
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    Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you ;)
  • Andrewcpimpin
    Andrewcpimpin Posts: 124 Member
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    Wanna get a pizza and f%** ?

    NO!

    What ya don't.like pizza?
  • crise40g
    crise40g Posts: 60 Member
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    How do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
  • Andrewcpimpin
    Andrewcpimpin Posts: 124 Member
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    I tested 3 from here last night. 2 failed. One got laughs Atleast.

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