Dudes, y would you not have RELATIONS with your SO

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    5 - other

    Physical causes: drink and drug misuse, obesity
    Psychological causes: depression, stress & overwork

    I am guessing that of those the most common reason for loss of libido is depression.

    This idea that somehow all guys are primed for sex 24/7, 365 days a year is as moronic as it is one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it helps.
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    So just to settle a debate on another thread I think it only comes down to the following reasons why you wouldnt want to have relations with your wife/gf

    1. Gay
    2. You find her very unattractive
    3. You're cheating
    4. Your junk doesnt work
    5. Other

    If 5 list the reason
    I suffer from imsomnia and also because i exercise a lot and heavy so i'm tired and just wanna wind down and relax most of the time.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    these are the lamest excuses I have ever heard.
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
    #5. Because he wants dinner to digest before he has desert.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Thank you!! You have now officially confirmed that I am, in fact...19yrs old, which I firmly believe, rather than 37...which is what my drivers license says =p.
    Same here.
  • MaryBowen27
    MaryBowen27 Posts: 132
    5 - other

    Physical causes: drink and drug misuse, obesity
    Psychological causes: depression, stress & overwork

    I am guessing that of those the most common reason for loss of libido is depression.

    This idea that somehow all guys are primed for sex 24/7, 365 days a year is as moronic as it is one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it helps.

    I think I love you. You, my friend are a REAL man :)
  • Erica002
    Erica002 Posts: 293 Member
    lol douche bag alert
  • mellanieblue
    mellanieblue Posts: 27
    Definitely agree....his junk doesnt work or something. My husband would want to have sex if all his limbs were broken, his eyes were bleeding, he had seven headaches and he was vomiting.
  • usc2626
    usc2626 Posts: 186
    She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.
    A woman would have to be crazy not to want Panda to put it in her pooper.
    i'd let panda put it in my pooper.
    I think I'd actually insist on it... as a matter of principle, really.

    it's true. i mean, i let the hubs last night, and if i'll let him do it, i'll let pretty much anyone...


    D*mn, my kinda woman! I only wish the wife felt (or like) the same way. :sad:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Why on earth do you care so much about other dudes not having sex??
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why on earth do you care so much about other dudes not having sex??

    I dont actually, but it was meant to prove a point brought up in another thread.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Personally, while I do care about sex, and I like to have sex..it's not the most important thing to me.

    I want to find the woman that makes me happy, both sexual and non sexual. I have no desire to sleep around and just have sex because...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Personally, while I do care about sex, and I like to have sex..it's not the most important thing to me.

    I want to find the woman that makes me happy, both sexual and non sexual. I have no desire to sleep around and just have sex because...

    ok thanksm that has nothing to do with the question.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    This idea that somehow all guys are primed for sex 24/7, 365 days a year is as moronic as it is one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it helps.

    While we are normally in agreement, I think this statement is sort of silly. This thread is funny, we're all playing on a stereotype...which, if you've noticed, holds surprisingly true. Of COURSE there's exceptions, and of course those who are the exceptions deserve just as much respect and consideration as those who aren't.

    But seriously man, one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it 'helps'? I mean, really?

    And, oddly enough...it seems far more of the women posting feel the same way and would prefer sex on a very frequent basis as well.

    How does that impact these distressed relationships?
  • cmckenzie2
    cmckenzie2 Posts: 39
    This idea that somehow all guys are primed for sex 24/7, 365 days a year is as moronic as it is one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it helps.

    While we are normally in agreement, I think this statement is sort of silly. This thread is funny, we're all playing on a stereotype...which, if you've noticed, holds surprisingly true. Of COURSE there's exceptions, and of course those who are the exceptions deserve just as much respect and consideration as those who aren't.

    But seriously man, one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it 'helps'? I mean, really?

    And, oddly enough...it seems far more of the women posting feel the same way and would prefer sex on a very frequent basis as well.

    How does that impact these distressed relationships?

    When a man doesn't fit the sterotype that he should be walking testosterone and wants sex every minute of every day, he may feel like he's somehow 'abnormal' if he doesn't. If the myth that all men want sex all the time is perpetuated, the partner of a man who doesn't want sex all the time will blame herself and may feel it's somehow her fault.

    So I'd agree - it is a pretty one-dimensional view and it can be harmful to relationships.

    Relating it to this thread - the vast majority of people with problems aren't going to want to broadcast it so you wouldn't get an accurate picture, but there have been studies carried out where, just as often as the man has a higher sex drive than a women, there are also a great deal of cases where a woman has a higher sex drive than a man. Sometimes that's all it boils down to - sex drive. Not every man has a libido that is through the roof and wants sex every minute of the day.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    This idea that somehow all guys are primed for sex 24/7, 365 days a year is as moronic as it is one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it helps.

    While we are normally in agreement, I think this statement is sort of silly. This thread is funny, we're all playing on a stereotype...which, if you've noticed, holds surprisingly true. Of COURSE there's exceptions, and of course those who are the exceptions deserve just as much respect and consideration as those who aren't.

    But seriously man, one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it 'helps'? I mean, really?

    And, oddly enough...it seems far more of the women posting feel the same way and would prefer sex on a very frequent basis as well.

    How does that impact these distressed relationships?

    When a man doesn't fit the sterotype that he should be walking testosterone and wants sex every minute of every day, he may feel like he's somehow 'abnormal' if he doesn't. If the myth that all men want sex all the time is perpetuated, the partner of a man who doesn't want sex all the time will blame herself and may feel it's somehow her fault.

    So I'd agree - it is a pretty one-dimensional view and it can be harmful to relationships.

    Relating it to this thread - the vast majority of people with problems aren't going to want to broadcast it so you wouldn't get an accurate picture, but there have been studies carried out where, just as often as the man has a higher sex drive than a women, there are also a great deal of cases where a woman has a higher sex drive than a man. Sometimes that's all it boils down to - sex drive. Not every man has a libido that is through the roof and wants sex every minute of the day.

    I think you completely missed my point. This thread is a humorous thread. Reread what you posted with that in mind...and it makes a lot less sense.

    Also, while I can certainly agree about it being one dimensional (again...most humor is, that's why it's funny), I still disagree about how OTHER people making fun of a stereotype is something that is truly going to be harmful to relationships. If it is, the people in those relationships have other issues they need to work out before tackling whether or not their lack of sexual drive is normal (which it may very well be!!).

    I know this is an unrelated comment, but to be honest, for once I just don't care. I get so tired of the 'you can't say or do or think this or that in public, because some person in some specific situation somewhere in the world might be offended or get their feelings hurt'. I'm generally very, very considerate...it's part of my nature. But good Lord people, lighten up.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    While we are normally in agreement, I think this statement is sort of silly. This thread is funny, we're all playing on a stereotype...which, if you've noticed, holds surprisingly true. Of COURSE there's exceptions, and of course those who are the exceptions deserve just as much respect and consideration as those who aren't.

    But seriously man, one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it 'helps'? I mean, really?

    And, oddly enough...it seems far more of the women posting feel the same way and would prefer sex on a very frequent basis as well.

    How does that impact these distressed relationships?

    Listen dude. We can't agree all the time because that would be boring and we might end up dating or something. That would be just plain weird. You don't have enough hair for starters...

    Ok, my words may have been a touch strong. Seems like a took a left turn at Albuquerque and accidentally ended up in a joke thread rather than a serious one. Now, if it had been serious I would argue my position but seeing as it isn't...Can you put a cork in it please? I have sex to be thinking about!

    I come in peace *sets phaser to kill*
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member

    While we are normally in agreement, I think this statement is sort of silly. This thread is funny, we're all playing on a stereotype...which, if you've noticed, holds surprisingly true. Of COURSE there's exceptions, and of course those who are the exceptions deserve just as much respect and consideration as those who aren't.

    But seriously man, one dimensional and hurts relationships more than it 'helps'? I mean, really?

    And, oddly enough...it seems far more of the women posting feel the same way and would prefer sex on a very frequent basis as well.

    How does that impact these distressed relationships?

    Listen dude. We can't agree all the time because that would be boring and we might end up dating or something. That would be just plain weird. You don't have enough hair for starters...

    Ok, my words may have been a touch strong. Seems like a took a left turn at Albuquerque and accidentally ended up in a joke thread rather than a serious one. Now, if it had been serious I would argue my position but seeing as it isn't...Can you put a cork in it please? I have sex to be thinking about!

    I come in peace *sets phaser to kill*

    Lol...well, the fact is you DO have enough hair for me to consider dating...

    Wrong gender though...definitely weird.

    Edit !~ The above post states the opinion of the person posting, and is in no way intended to imply that people of different opinions are in any way, shape, or form abnormal.

    Just thought I'd throw that out there to cover that base.

    =p
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I think I love you. You, my friend are a REAL man :)

    Thank you.

    The fact that you seem to be both a rower AND a cyclist means you are officially awesome x 2...
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    5) Doesn't feel like it.
  • Symphonic_Silence
    Symphonic_Silence Posts: 69
    If u husb doesnt want to have sex, my reasons apply, you can get mad, deny it , whatever, but I AM RIGHT. Dela with it, get on the treadmill, check to see if he dl'ds gay porn, whatever....its probably YOUR fault.

    You're very quick to judge aren't you, dear?
    I wonder if it's because you slot nicely into #4 on your list of reasons? You know, impotence or erectile dysfunction can easily be treated - you don't have to be ashamed, your doctor is there to help :smile:
    Unless of course, there's another reason you have to explain why you hide behind your misogynistic, narrow-minded viewpoint?

    I think that perhaps you should turn your ignorant thoughts and opinions inward and take a little look at yourself rather than projecting your insecurities onto others.

    :smile:
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.

    I'd totally let you Panda Bear! :love:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    Edit !~ The above post states the opinion of the person posting, and is in no way intended to imply that people of different opinions are in any way, shape, or form abnormal.

    Just thought I'd throw that out there to cover that base.

    =p

    You're just showing off now...
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member

    Edit !~ The above post states the opinion of the person posting, and is in no way intended to imply that people of different opinions are in any way, shape, or form abnormal.

    Just thought I'd throw that out there to cover that base.

    =p

    You're just showing off now...

    Well, yeah...

    But it wasn't for you, it was for the cute giraffe girl :).
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    #5 - Cause she said NO; which would actually be rape.

    Otherwise
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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    She pissed you off
    She's been flirting with your guy friends/brother
    She recently revealed that you just dont do it for her anymore
    She recently revealed a very disgusting fetish
    Your kid is staring at you.
    She needs a shower
    Shes chasing the cotton mouse
    She has the flu

    there's gotta be a million right?
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    She pissed you off
    She's been flirting with your guy friends/brother
    She recently revealed that you just dont do it for her anymore
    She recently revealed a very disgusting fetish (wait...how disgusting?)
    Your kid is staring at you. (assuming over a year of age or so!)
    She needs a shower
    Shes chasing the cotton mouse
    She has the flu

    there's gotta be a million right?

    I can definitely go with the ones in bold lol.
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    There is no reason why I wouldn't have relations with my SO. I can't keep my hands off of her.
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    She pissed you off
    She's been flirting with your guy friends/brother
    She recently revealed that you just dont do it for her anymore
    She recently revealed a very disgusting fetish
    Your kid is staring at you.
    She needs a shower
    Shes chasing the cotton mouse
    She has the flu

    there's gotta be a million right?
    I reject several of these - in order and their fix:
    angry sex
    treesome
    angry sex
    disgusted sex
    send him/her to his/her room
    Shower sex
    Pooper
    face mask
  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
    She pissed you off
    She's been flirting with your guy friends/brother
    She recently revealed that you just dont do it for her anymore
    She recently revealed a very disgusting fetish
    Your kid is staring at you.
    She needs a shower
    Shes chasing the cotton mouse
    She has the flu

    there's gotta be a million right?
    I reject several of these - in order and their fix:
    angry sex
    treesome
    angry sex
    disgusted sex
    send him/her to his/her room
    Shower sex
    Pooper
    face mask

    Haha wow, you've got all the answers!! :wink: :laugh:
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