Dudes, y would you not have RELATIONS with your SO

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  • MissLuana
    MissLuana Posts: 356
    She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.


    Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!

    Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
    She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.

    ROTFL!
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.


    Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!

    Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:

    SURPRISE!!!!

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  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
    She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.


    Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!

    Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:

    Don't knock it till you try it!!!!! hahaha
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    So just to settle a debate on another thread I think it only comes down to the following reasons why you wouldnt want to have relations with your wife/gf

    1. Gay
    2. You find her very unattractive
    3. You're cheating
    4. Your junk doesnt work
    5. Other

    If 5 list the reason

    5. Punishment

    My ex-husband was a controlling a****** and did it just to piss me off. (Some relationships might have this as a "rule of the relationship" which is not what I"m talking about.)
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    5. She's been talking baby and you suspect she quit taking her birth control
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    Relations are wonderful, I can't even relate to a man that would not want relations with his SO
  • Buckeyt
    Buckeyt Posts: 473 Member
    Can't think of a good reason at the moment.

    I've told her many a time that she can wake me up from a sound sleep at 2 am if she wants it.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    5. She's been talking baby and you suspect she quit taking her birth control

    Condom. Take a little responsibility. And you can get the textured kind and claim it's to spice things up for her, so you can hide your suspicion of her quitting her Bc. Or use a spermicidal lube and don't tell her it's killing your swimmers. Problem solved.
  • muppetsbear
    muppetsbear Posts: 80 Member
    5 Other- Its not my birthday what do you want?
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.


    Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!

    Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:

    Don't knock it till you try it!!!!! hahaha

    Lol
  • NeuroticVirgo
    NeuroticVirgo Posts: 3,671 Member
    6. Something good on the tele.

    LOL
  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
    5. She's been talking baby and you suspect she quit taking her birth control

    Condom. Take a little responsibility. And you can get the textured kind and claim it's to spice things up for her, so you can hide your suspicion of her quitting her Bc. Or use a spermicidal lube and don't tell her it's killing your swimmers. Problem solved.

    I'm loving all these problem solvers!! :smile:
  • Dtho5159
    Dtho5159 Posts: 1,054 Member
    The only time my husband isn't in the mood is when he works 60hrs a week 6 days a week and is truly exhausted. The past 3 weeks have been pure hell on him :grumble:
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    My husband works almost 60 hours a week (he has night school for 3 hours after work on Tuesdays and Thursdays) and we get 2 hours to talk with eachother before he goes to bed so the weekend is our time with eachother.
  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
    The only time my husband isn't in the mood is when he works 60hrs a week 6 days a week and is truly exhausted. The past 3 weeks have been pure hell on him :grumble:

    Yup that is also a reasonable excuse (or at least I think it is, I'm not a guy).
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  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
    6. Something good on the tele.

    You must be English? That is one of the reason I sometimes don't wanna either... That and I am addicted to MFP - he he he


    Come on, be inventive.
    You can still get your freak on and do those things hahaha.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dreMiUhBMJI

    :laugh:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    why is it that if a man doesn't want it..everyone is quick to blame the woman "she nags, she's boring" etc...
    But if a woman doesn't want it..OH..they blame the woman AGAIN.

    Wait wait wait! I didn't blame the woman (directly), either I'm exhausted (see my post for the definition of exhausted), or we've got issues that aren't being dealt with and I'm pissed. The only part of that that involves her is the part where she's not working to fix the problem lol.
  • Dtho5159
    Dtho5159 Posts: 1,054 Member
    The only time my husband isn't in the mood is when he works 60hrs a week 6 days a week and is truly exhausted. The past 3 weeks have been pure hell on him :grumble:

    Yup that is also a reasonable excuse (or at least I think it is, I'm not a guy).

    Oh and before it gets thrown out there, yes he is really at work LOL. His punches are on his paystub.
  • cohophysh
    cohophysh Posts: 288
    see dudes arent really answering because they would ALWAYS want to have sex with their SO...the only dudes not answering are the ones to embarrased because ther junk doesnt work or they dotn want to come out of the closet or they dont want to say they're married to an ugo.

    Well here is a thought, if I recall correctly, she said she had an infection and gave it to him..is it possible he thinks she is cheating or is dirty for a better term..
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    Congratulations, this is one of the most ignorant threads I've seen in a while! :flowerforyou:
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    5... Other > The line is too long!
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    2. You find her very unattractive

    Sometimes I'm not in the mood when she is acting ugly, my wife is a pretty girl and to me she is the most beautiful women in my world (other than our daughter) but when she has an ugly attitude I'm not attracted to her at all.

    5. Other

    when she talked about ex boyfriends or brings up my ex girlfriends, yeah it kills the mood.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    She pissed you off
    She's been flirting with your guy friends/brother
    She recently revealed that you just dont do it for her anymore
    She recently revealed a very disgusting fetish
    Your kid is staring at you.
    She needs a shower
    Shes chasing the cotton mouse
    She has the flu

    there's gotta be a million right?
    I reject several of these - in order and their fix:
    angry sex
    treesome
    angry sex
    disgusted sex
    send him/her to his/her room
    Shower sex
    Pooper
    face mask

    hahaha ok ya got me
  • My boyfriend takes medication that kills his sex drive so it's frustrating for me, but I do understand he needs his medication.
  • thinnerisstronger
    thinnerisstronger Posts: 124 Member
    Asexuality.

    Some people are just not interested in sex, believe it or not. Seems like the whole bloody world revolves around sex these days.
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    Josh Posts: 123 Member
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