Dudes, y would you not have RELATIONS with your SO
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She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.
Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!
Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:0 -
She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.
ROTFL!0 -
She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.
Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!
Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:
SURPRISE!!!!
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She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.
Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!
Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:
Don't knock it till you try it!!!!! hahaha0 -
So just to settle a debate on another thread I think it only comes down to the following reasons why you wouldnt want to have relations with your wife/gf
1. Gay
2. You find her very unattractive
3. You're cheating
4. Your junk doesnt work
5. Other
If 5 list the reason
5. Punishment
My ex-husband was a controlling a****** and did it just to piss me off. (Some relationships might have this as a "rule of the relationship" which is not what I"m talking about.)0 -
5. She's been talking baby and you suspect she quit taking her birth control0
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Relations are wonderful, I can't even relate to a man that would not want relations with his SO0
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Can't think of a good reason at the moment.
I've told her many a time that she can wake me up from a sound sleep at 2 am if she wants it.0 -
5. She's been talking baby and you suspect she quit taking her birth control
Condom. Take a little responsibility. And you can get the textured kind and claim it's to spice things up for her, so you can hide your suspicion of her quitting her Bc. Or use a spermicidal lube and don't tell her it's killing your swimmers. Problem solved.0 -
5 Other- Its not my birthday what do you want?0
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She wouldn't let me put it in her pooper.
Oh my goodness! I am cracking up right now!
Ohhhh...nasty!!! Poopers are EXITS, not ENTRANCES...:laugh:
Don't knock it till you try it!!!!! hahaha
Lol0 -
6. Something good on the tele.
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5. She's been talking baby and you suspect she quit taking her birth control
Condom. Take a little responsibility. And you can get the textured kind and claim it's to spice things up for her, so you can hide your suspicion of her quitting her Bc. Or use a spermicidal lube and don't tell her it's killing your swimmers. Problem solved.
I'm loving all these problem solvers!!
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The only time my husband isn't in the mood is when he works 60hrs a week 6 days a week and is truly exhausted. The past 3 weeks have been pure hell on him :grumble:0
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My husband works almost 60 hours a week (he has night school for 3 hours after work on Tuesdays and Thursdays) and we get 2 hours to talk with eachother before he goes to bed so the weekend is our time with eachother.0
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The only time my husband isn't in the mood is when he works 60hrs a week 6 days a week and is truly exhausted. The past 3 weeks have been pure hell on him :grumble:
Yup that is also a reasonable excuse (or at least I think it is, I'm not a guy).0 -
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6. Something good on the tele.
You must be English? That is one of the reason I sometimes don't wanna either... That and I am addicted to MFP - he he he
Come on, be inventive.
You can still get your freak on and do those things hahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dreMiUhBMJI
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why is it that if a man doesn't want it..everyone is quick to blame the woman "she nags, she's boring" etc...
But if a woman doesn't want it..OH..they blame the woman AGAIN.
Wait wait wait! I didn't blame the woman (directly), either I'm exhausted (see my post for the definition of exhausted), or we've got issues that aren't being dealt with and I'm pissed. The only part of that that involves her is the part where she's not working to fix the problem lol.0 -
The only time my husband isn't in the mood is when he works 60hrs a week 6 days a week and is truly exhausted. The past 3 weeks have been pure hell on him :grumble:
Yup that is also a reasonable excuse (or at least I think it is, I'm not a guy).
Oh and before it gets thrown out there, yes he is really at work LOL. His punches are on his paystub.0 -
see dudes arent really answering because they would ALWAYS want to have sex with their SO...the only dudes not answering are the ones to embarrased because ther junk doesnt work or they dotn want to come out of the closet or they dont want to say they're married to an ugo.
Well here is a thought, if I recall correctly, she said she had an infection and gave it to him..is it possible he thinks she is cheating or is dirty for a better term..0 -
Congratulations, this is one of the most ignorant threads I've seen in a while! :flowerforyou:0
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5... Other > The line is too long!0
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2. You find her very unattractive
Sometimes I'm not in the mood when she is acting ugly, my wife is a pretty girl and to me she is the most beautiful women in my world (other than our daughter) but when she has an ugly attitude I'm not attracted to her at all.
5. Other
when she talked about ex boyfriends or brings up my ex girlfriends, yeah it kills the mood.0 -
I reject several of these - in order and their fix:She pissed you off
She's been flirting with your guy friends/brother
She recently revealed that you just dont do it for her anymore
She recently revealed a very disgusting fetish
Your kid is staring at you.
She needs a shower
Shes chasing the cotton mouse
She has the flu
there's gotta be a million right?
angry sex
treesome
angry sex
disgusted sex
send him/her to his/her room
Shower sex
Pooper
face mask
hahaha ok ya got me0 -
My boyfriend takes medication that kills his sex drive so it's frustrating for me, but I do understand he needs his medication.0
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Asexuality.
Some people are just not interested in sex, believe it or not. Seems like the whole bloody world revolves around sex these days.0 -
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