Really Funny Things To Do To Make People Uncomfortable!
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wear clothing of two conflicting interests (for instance, a shirt and jacket of rival sports teams, or buttons from two opposing political parties)
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Hahahahaha, once when I worked for Staples, I borrowed an Office Depot shirt from my buddy and wore it to work. At the time, I was a cashier, so dang funny to watch people walk in the door, look at my shirt, then look around the store, then back at my shirt and have that look of total confusion. Good thing my GM was totally cool with it. It was a very entertaining day at work!0 -
Whenever I do this:
... it tends to cause a certain type of discomfort.0 -
Lol, I think it would be store policy to take checks from people carrying guns.
You then should have shot him and walked off saying, only because I can!I know, nobody writes checks anymore but sometimes when I do and they ask for my drivers license I say I dont have one cuz I just got out of jail .....or even better, when I hand over my credit card I comment that I hope it works "cuz I just found it"..... or things like that. ITs probably extra funny to me because I am a retired police officer and 1 time I was in uniform on the way home from work and had to stop for groceries. I had my badge/gun/nametag everything on and wrote a check and really forgot my driver's license and even though I knew my DL number and wrote it on the check already for the clerk, he wasn't going to accept it cuz he couldnt verify that it was me? really :laugh:
Too much paperwork! I made him call the manager over - who decided it probably was actually MY check!? and made him take it! lol0 -
Thats a total 'black thing'. We tested this at one of my former work-places. Black people see other black people running and will take off. My white co-workers would look around like 'what is going on' and then try to investigate.Just take off running (say in the mall), you would be surprise how many people run with you
This is why hollywood has it all wrong. The black people always die first in a horror movie and lets face it. Im already 5 blocks away.0 -
corylda, can you touch your tongue to the tip of your nose?0
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I absolutely can. I can also lick the bottom of my chin...corylda, can you touch your tongue to the tip of your nose?0 -
This yoga instructor is probably making people uncomfortable...
LOL
Oh, that girl in the front.... I'm going to get really good at that pose, and then sit like that in my office chair and wait for someone to come into my office....0 -
fill a mayonaise jar with vanilla pudding. eat with a spoon.
OMG That is AWESOME! I'm gonna have to do this!0 -
Thats a total 'black thing'. We tested this at one of my former work-places. Black people see other black people running and will take off. My white co-workers would look around like 'what is going on' and then try to investigate.Just take off running (say in the mall), you would be surprise how many people run with you
This is why hollywood has it all wrong. The black people always die first in a horror movie and lets face it. Im already 5 blocks away.
lol. you're not the first person I've seen point that out so it must be true
I've got to say, humor that plays on people's insecurities about prejudice and their need to be neutral and pc all the time cracks me up.
The more wrong it is, the more hilaious I find it.
One of my clients (I work with people who are "special needs" and who have varrying disabilities) has a shirt that says, "Compared to you, I'm a genious" and another that says, "My Mom Thinks I'm Special". He wears them in public, and we both get a kick out of people's reactions.0 -
Thats a total 'black thing'. We tested this at one of my former work-places. Black people see other black people running and will take off. My white co-workers would look around like 'what is going on' and then try to investigate.Just take off running (say in the mall), you would be surprise how many people run with you
This is why hollywood has it all wrong. The black people always die first in a horror movie and lets face it. Im already 5 blocks away.
I definitely would have to investigate lol.0 -
When going through a check out line gently trace the cashier's face with your debit card/money when paying.
This made me laugh so hard my eyes watered!0 -
whenever you're in a restaurant and there are paper toilet seat covers,
get one, put it around your neck, re-enter the restaurant
and loudly tell people
"hey look! free bibs in the bathroom!!"
LMAO this would be flippin funny!0 -
Y'know when you go around a corner at work and there is inevitably another co-worker right there that you almost run into? Well I got sick of saying "oh, I'm sorry, excuse me" and switched to shouting "CRASH!!!!!!" and throwing my hands in the air.
Much more interesting.
LMAO oh this is funny as hell! I will have to try it!0 -
Back in the days when the Nextel two-way radios were all the rage. .my ex would wait until she knew I was in the store and beep in telling me not to forget the Preparation-H. .
But I'd do the same to her. . . .reminding her to pick up the Vagicil.0 -
My good friend once dared me to stand up on my desk at the top of every hour and yell... " 2 o'clock and all's well!" I did it a couple times and it was hilarious!0
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for this EXACT reason I hate 2 way phones. My husband used to wait til I walked in abank and yell put your hands up, or lose me in the grocery store and yell out inapropriate stuff before I had time to silence it lolBack in the days when the Nextel two-way radios were all the rage. .my ex would wait until she knew I was in the store and beep in telling me not to forget the Preparation-H. .
But I'd do the same to her. . . .reminding her to pick up the Vagicil.0 -
This by far is the funniest post I've read on MFP yet!0
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A few classics from when I was a teenager.......at a fast food restaurant that has "free refills" I'd return to the counter with an empty fry box and ask for my refill, citing the sign.
Also we'd go through the drive thru and order food.......then come back through and ask for ketchup, when we got to the window I'd ask if the ketchup came with a phone #. *wink wink*
We'd also all stick our arms out (back when all the windows on a sedan rolled all the way down) and we'd pretend to row the car down the street.
Ask the waitress if my water comes with free refills.
Price check at the dollar store, anyone?0 -
on the memo lines of checks: I work at the bank, so we see the stuff for sexual favors and all sorts of stuff all the time. half the time now we don't even notice it anymore. I did however notice a check with a booger on it, or blood. those were the two grossest I've ever had come across the teller line... Haven't been a teller in years, but I can tell you some of the things we see in the bank would crack you up- we're not all stuffy like everyone thinks.
I can tell you the phrases that get old at the bank - and customers still use them all the time:
Teller - "how would you like your cash back?"
Customer - big grin on their face- "green"
My fav was to ask them and they'd say they didn't care- then turn to the other teller and say - okay Kim, we've got a taker for the bags of pennies in the back- and they're withdrawing $100.0 -
LOL love that onei can do an awesome Russian accent- i make my husband very uncomfortable by acting like his mail order bride in public. it drives him nuts!0 -
One time I had someone in my office who I didn't like and they were just chit chatting so I said, "Hold on" and picked up the phone and started going, "um hum, yeah, yes" and they left. Amazingly enough they never came back in to chit chat.
I will also have people ask me if my girls are twins. I will either tell them they are tripletts and we left one at home (or in the car if it is hot outside) or they are tripletts but one died.0 -
- Crouching down and darting your eyes back and forth like someone is after you
- dancing in public, the closer you ge tto people the more awkward
- pole dancing on the subway
- caling pigeons by name in the park
- walking into a room and immediately throwing a rock at someone
- walking into a room and immediately starting a heated argument with someone. Especially if it involves a pregnancy/abortion.
- man thongs, or naked dudes, it doesnt really matter the situation.
- putting flashing lights on your crotch at a festival
- licking people
- playing "Carrie" by Europe on the Jukebox 20 times in a row
- Humping a stuffed animal or statue in public
- at a restaurant whispering to the next table "water water water" until they take a drink and start cheering
- I have a large birthmark, that sometime people walk away liek it's a contagious rash, so I like scratching ym face then going over and offering to shake their hand and introduce myself.0 -
As an amputee, there are times when I was out in public not wearing my prosthesis. Kids get the biggest kick out of looking, so when they do.....i just tell them "see what happens when you dont eat your vegtables"
You. Are. Awesome!
Yus!!0 -
My maiden name was a very Irish name.
When people ask 'Oh is that an Irish name?'
I look at them totally straight faced and say 'No its a slave name'.
I know..its pretty f'ed up but it always cracks me up. The best is when I would do it with my then husband next to me - who was white. They would always look at him like 'help me'
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A random stranger once sniffed me once (like nose to my neck). he told me I smelled wonderful. Made me extremely uncomfortable.0
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When someone starts talking to you about just about anything. . about two sentences in ask "Is this a long story?". .0
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a friend just tweeted this: "The next one that yells through the street "omg Vic how did u loose weight?!" im gonna yell "deepthroat! Too much Sex & c*m diet"0
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Oh...I am the king of uncomfortable...my poor wife. I do things like when we are in the grocery store, or parking lot, I just MEOW really loud while we are walking. And I keep a straight face so when people look around, they think it was me, but aren't sure. Or when no one is looking in an isle, I'll start dancing in front next to her. I also like to fart in the stores, and then tell her..."Oh man, we have to move!"
She'll be like "hold on, I'm not done here."
"No, we have to move now."
Then it hits her and we are both powerwalking as I leave a trail of tears behind me.
i do the dancing thing to my husband all the time he hates it lol same with loud noises and saying weird things lmao
now my husband gets me back by farting and then saying time to move or he just leaves and i am stuck in the stench till i smell it which is when everyone around me smells it too lol0 -
a friend just tweeted this: "The next one that yells through the street "omg Vic how did u loose weight?!" im gonna yell "deepthroat! Too much Sex & c*m diet"
when people ask me i always say i drink my first urine of the day and lots of sex and keep a straight face and they just look at me lmao0 -
My 25 yesr old daughter thinks its funny when she starts knocking on her head and looking up saying in a crazy tone "everyone quit talking at once!!..only one at a time!!
she also loves to freak people out when were driving and turning a corner and a car is coming towards us (her in passenger seat) and she smashes her face/hands against the glass and screams! OMG so embarassing
gotta love her0
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