Really Funny Things To Do To Make People Uncomfortable!

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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    This is something my brother did........I almost ruptured myself laughing.

    He would touch people's shoes, then run away. Doesn't sound funny, right?
    Well...let me lay it out for you.

    We are in the mall. He decides on a victim based on how likely they are to follow him. Soo, the perfect victim is on the old side, and unlikely to do anything except get confused and look around.

    He approches them face-to-face, and at the last possible second, he bends down, touches their shoe, and then sprints away as though he just got away with something.

    Welllllll after several rounds of this, we picked a new victim for him to try......a young man. He touched the guy's shoe, sprinted away, and the guy chased him!

    My brother was a track star in high school, so there was no way the guy was going to catch him, but he tried, chasing my brother back and forth through the mall, out into the parking lot,back into the mall, and at one point, he and my brother were on opposite sides of a kiosk, juking back and forth at each other.

    My brother got away, we were in tears laughing hysterically at all this.

    He didn't touch any more shoes after that for awhile.......
  • Nightdust
    Nightdust Posts: 171 Member
    when speaking to someone, pause regularly in the middle of sentences and look the person slowly up and down, then resume

    I think my boss does this unintentionally lol.
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
    Honk at someone walking and wave in the opposite direction...gets them every time.
  • Tiff587
    Tiff587 Posts: 264 Member
    Office dares is a game my friends and I got very into!

    1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
    2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
    3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
    4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
    5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
    6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
    7) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
    8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
    9) While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
    10) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    Three point office dares...
    1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
    2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
    3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
    4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
    5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
    6) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
    7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
    8) Don't use any punctuation
    9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    Five point office dares...
    1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
    2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
    3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
    4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
    5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
    6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
    7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
    8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
    9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
    10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
    11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
    12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
    13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
    14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call.
    15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
    16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
    17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
    18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
    19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    I like going into the bathroom in the teachers lounge at work and if someone is in the crapper I ask them how theyre doing in there or just talk about how happy I am that their in there so that I can have someone to talk to while I pee :)
  • MrsLeyva11
    MrsLeyva11 Posts: 90
    My husband was telling his best friend I make awesome steaks. His friend asked how I did it.

    I told him I rub my boobs on them. My husband went along with it and nodded.

    Not sure it made him uncomfortable, but he certainly was caught off guard.
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
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  • leianno
    leianno Posts: 21
    Make a batch of vanilla pudding. Put pudding in empty (and cleaned) mayo jar. In public, or in lunch room, pull jar out of your lunch cooler and start to eat. Hilarious.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    Personally I like it when people ask me where we have met before and I say, "Prison" with a dead serious look on my face. The people they are with usually just freeze.

    I follow this one up with "Do you watch Porn"?
  • pittskaa
    pittskaa Posts: 319 Member
    anyone seen the jenna marbles video... doing "the face"
    lol
  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
    I've found the best way to make people uncofortable, aside from just speaking because my friends and I have an incredibly offensive sense of humor, is to compliment strangers while yelling really loud.

    Drive by someone and yell, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TODAY!.

    Generally they will flip you off until they realize what you said.

    haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
  • ggcat
    ggcat Posts: 313 Member
    My brother-n-law will ask if you'd like to see his new tattoo...

    When you say yes...he basically moons you and yells "it's a tattoo of my *kitten* on my *kitten*"!

    ***he usually saves this for heavily populated areas...
  • pursuitoffitness
    pursuitoffitness Posts: 45
    Put blue gatorade in a windex bottle and drink from it
    Dance as they're talking
    Do the awkward humping starfish
    Make the Jenna marbles face
    Go into a crowded elevator and say "you're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today"
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    Ha! These are great!

    All I have to add is something my dad did once. He and my stepmom were in the grocery store one Saturday before Thanksgiving - it was crowded. They got to the last aisle and my dad was at one end, stepmom at the other. My dad picked up a Lunchables and yelled down the aisle "hey, I found our Thanksgiving meal!". The woman next to him looked over at him, so he invited her to join them since there was 4 chicken nuggets in the package, so there was plenty for everyone.
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    Oh these are HILARIOUS! My boss keeps looking at me through the window between our desks wondering what's wrong with me as I laugh uncontrolably!

    I will say, my college roomate, RA and I were in Walmart one time...I needed new blush, and had just finished reading that the best way to pick out a color is to do so when you're actually blushing. I asked our RA to say something that would make me blush. She pretended to think for a minute, then reaches out, grabs both my girls and squeezes (while on the security camera) and yells "WURNT!" That became our thing...we'd randomly turn around in stores, the mall, walking through campus, grab the ladies of any friends, and scream that. You'd be amazed at the looks we got! Man I miss those days :laugh:
  • gavini
    gavini Posts: 248 Member
    for most it doesnt make them uncomfortable but it does for some depending how far you take what we call "the name game,"

    every person who walks by you guess their name by calling it out loud enough for them to hear you and know you are trying to speak to them "hey jessica" "janet" etc

    in a high traffic area this is fun all by itself to see if you can guess one, you often get a response "thats not my name" "you have the wrong person" then it gets more fun, you can start following them either demanding that they are "janet" or that their parents obviously screwed up since they are a "janet"

    every once in a while you will get one right, very rarely but when it happens it is quite a thrill and of course is incredibly confusing for the person since they dont know you.
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    :devil: Bump so I can find these to do some of them later. :laugh: :drinker:
  • skinnyskittles
    skinnyskittles Posts: 96
    Limp like I have a club foot. Step, scrape,step,scrape around the shop with my fiance.
    He hates this.

    We get some strange looks as they don't understand why he is yelling at me.
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    I dance or skip at the store with my kids (they still think it's fun) and my hubby does the crop dusting.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    You guys are a hoot! LOL!
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    Bump for when I need a pick me up!
  • MFPBrandy
    MFPBrandy Posts: 564 Member
    As an amputee, there are times when I was out in public not wearing my prosthesis. Kids get the biggest kick out of looking, so when they do.....i just tell them "see what happens when you dont eat your vegtables"
    HAHAHAHAHA! I love it! :)
  • MFPBrandy
    MFPBrandy Posts: 564 Member
    This yoga instructor is probably making people uncomfortable...

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    ACK! Highly Inappropriate finger placement!
  • blondiebonce
    blondiebonce Posts: 47
    These are all amaaazing!
    In my local pound store (oh so british), people are asked to leave if they ask a member of staff how much something is.
  • blondiebonce
    blondiebonce Posts: 47
    I also want to go to King's Cross station and run at platform 9 and 3/4s.
  • thrld
    thrld Posts: 610 Member
    If you are in a bathroom with a friend, tap on the cubicle door and say in an anxious voice, "Honey, are you okay in there?"

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