Really Funny Things To Do To Make People Uncomfortable!
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wear clothing of two conflicting interests (for instance, a shirt and jacket of rival sports teams, or buttons from two opposing political parties)
This is goooold. Man I have to do that next time I go running. I wonder how many conversations/looks will result from it.0 -
That is just perverted. People don't need jerks like you. Life is tough enough.
Wooowww sumbody woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning!!
Seriously dude . . . Life is tough enough only when can't laugh.0 -
when a stranger walks into a place you are,start talking on your cell phone about them,like you were hired to follow them,and describe everything they do0
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This is soooooooo bad. I should not even admit this, but here goes....
So I was 23, drunk, hanging with a couple friends.
There was this *itchy *ss woman that worked at the local grocery store.
We decided to go there and see if we could get in the bathroom with her at the same time.
So 3 hours of waiting for her to come out on her break (she smoked outside then) out she came.
We unload the car and into the rest room. After her smoke, in she comes.
We had chunky peanut butter smeared on toilet paper. One of us (not saying who *cough*)
went into the stall beside her and dropped it on the floor....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
She freaked and we bolted. I wish one of us would have stayed to see if she picked it up. Hindsight!0 -
whenever you're in a restaurant and there are paper toilet seat covers,
get one, put it around your neck, re-enter the restaurant
and loudly tell people
"hey look! free bibs in the bathroom!!"
ROTFLMBO I wouldn't have the nerve to do it but that's the funniest one yet. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Was on a bowling team years ago and one of the couples was a CrAzY guy and his shy reserved wife. He always did stuff to mortify her. My fave was when he came out of the restroom with 3 feet of TP on the back of one shoe and took his turn bowling! Hilarious!!!!0
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Next time u go to a nice restaurant, make sure it's dark outside but wear sunglasses inside. Act suspicious with everything u do. Pretend to take notes in a memo book several times during dinner and stare at everyone around ALOT, especially the server. If someone asks u to remove ur glasses tell them they're umm prescription and u forgot ur other glasses. Also talk in monotone.0
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refuse offers with the phrases "no thanks, I'm driving" or "sorry, but it's against my religion"
for example
"Want a slice of cheese on your sandwich?" "No thanks. I'm driving"
"Want to go bowling on Saturday?" "Sorry, but it's against my religion."0 -
Well, one time I was with my cousin and we were shopping..and she insisted that we starting talking like we are from England or somewhere (mind we are American lol in America). So we went up to the register and my cousin n looks at me and start talking with an accent and the cashier just looked so confused....and so I am trying so hard not to laugh and so I started to talk with an accent and the cashier looked even more confused (I guess she didn't expect it). She finally asked, "Where are we from?" So my cousin said, "Born and raised in California" (still with the accent) and I just nod my head in agreement. The cashier could barely get a word out, lol she was completely confused. Then the cashier gives us our receipt and my cousin laughed while walking away and said (outloud purposely so the cashier can hear), "Did you see her face? Works everytime!!!"
We look back (from a good distance) and the cashier just shakes her head and starts laughing.0 -
This yoga instructor is probably making people uncomfortable...
LOL
Oh, that girl in the front.... I'm going to get really good at that pose, and then sit like that in my office chair and wait for someone to come into my office....
UMM does this guy NOT look like a yoga instructor to anyone else? LMAO!0 -
Thats a total 'black thing'. We tested this at one of my former work-places. Black people see other black people running and will take off. My white co-workers would look around like 'what is going on' and then try to investigate.Just take off running (say in the mall), you would be surprise how many people run with you
This is why hollywood has it all wrong. The black people always die first in a horror movie and lets face it. Im already 5 blocks away.
This particular post was so funny, I remembered it from months ago and searched for it again because I needed a giggle.0 -
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Some of my favorite skits on *kitten* were when they would put the baby carrier on the roof of the car and drive off or have the dude in the straight jacket escape from the van while they were stopped asking for directions. Stuff like that.
Personally I like it when people ask me where we have met before and I say, "Prison" with a dead serious look on my face. The people they are with usually just freeze.
Hahaha I love this because i hate it when used as a pickup line...i might have to borrow this from time to time :laugh:0 -
At the Jim eye like too smell there bike seats after they are done.....Aye think it's funny and it makes them uncomfortable.....knot as uncomfortable as when ewe due it while they are still on the bike though.0
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My younger brother (19 yrs old) has a VERY mild form of Cerebral Palsey (still can walk, talk, drive, graduate highschool) and my entire family jokes about it now. Even he does. He often jokes about how he uses his CP to get hott dates with girls. I find that everyone in my family (including my brother) thinks I do a hilarious impression of his speech impediment but I find it makes people really uncomfortable when I mention he has cerebral palsey. It makes them even more uncomfortable when I call him retarded. Which we all LMAO at. Also, his left arm muscles are a little drawn up, like it doesn't lay flat at his side, because of his CP, and all his friends call him KFC bc of his chicken wing, and that my friends, is hilarious!
Just so you can get a mental image he says things like "who" when he means "you" and "lellow" for "yellow".. hahahahaha...0 -
Oh...I am the king of uncomfortable...my poor wife. I do things like when we are in the grocery store, or parking lot, I just MEOW really loud while we are walking. And I keep a straight face so when people look around, they think it was me, but aren't sure. Or when no one is looking in an isle, I'll start dancing in front next to her. I also like to fart in the stores, and then tell her..."Oh man, we have to move!"
She'll be like "hold on, I'm not done here."
"No, we have to move now."
Then it hits her and we are both powerwalking as I leave a trail of tears behind me.
As gross as it seems, my husband and I both do the fart thing.. My best friend Crop Dusts everyone he walks in front of.0 -
Walk into someone's house without knocking or typing this with no hands!:blushing:
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while sitting having a casual drink with someone just slowlyyy raise your arm higher and higher holding your drink..and pretend like nothing is happening...i did that when i first had dinner with my boyfriends family...needless to say..they ****ing love me!! haha0
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oh also play the meow game...casually incorporate the word meow into your sentence as many times as possible as your talking to someone. Me and my bestie used to do this ALLL the time...oh hello is my meow perscription meow ready for pickup right meow?0
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I guess i'm tame in comparison to most of these.
I'm quite fond of muttering to myself hen i'm in the supermarket. ( it does seem to work at clearing the aisles which is nice.)
I also like to partake in the occasional dorking ( dancing while walking)0 -
Put vanilla yogurt in an empty jar of mayo and eat it in public0
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"Want a slice of cheese on your sandwich?" "No thanks. I'm driving"
People would always try this kind of *kitten* on me when I worked at McDs. Not funny. My favorite part was giving them absolutely no reaction when they expected one.0 -
I definitely need to remember this one.fill a mayonaise jar with vanilla pudding. eat with a spoon.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: brilliant! :drinker:0 -
I'm known to randomly bust out into song and dance wherever I am. Also, the hubs and I regularly crop dust.0
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wear clothing of two conflicting interests (for instance, a shirt and jacket of rival sports teams, or buttons from two opposing political parties)
This is goooold. Man I have to do that next time I go running. I wonder how many conversations/looks will result from it.
I wear a Chicago Cubs shirt with a St Louis Cardinals hat. I've had plenty of questions about it.0 -
I ADORE this thread, and I fully plan on doing each and every one of these things soon.
Right up my alley0 -
Take a chocolate bar into the bathroom stall with you. Wait until somebody comes in next to you and wipe the chocolate bar all over your hands. Reach under the stall and say, "hey man, got any toilet paper?".0
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Bump.0
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I wholeheartedly agree with the previous bumper.0
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haha me and my sister are always doing weird stuff to get a reaction out of people .. just this past weekend we were at the zoo and he daughter cant wlk for long periods of time so we had a wheelchair with us .. well our kids were off looking at something and me and my sister were talking to the wheelchair as if there was someone sitting there "Christina quit screaming !"
haha or one time we were in a crowded restaraunt .. and right as we are leaving i started screaming and waving to the other side of the restaraunt acting like my long lost friend was over there .0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27pfiRg5WQ
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