Really Funny Things To Do To Make People Uncomfortable!

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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Whenever I do this:

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    ... it tends to cause a certain type of discomfort.

    It's not discomfort, but that did cause something to stiffen up on me. :bigsmile:
    If your pants are tight, it will cause discomfort.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    The same friend at one point in time had a loud speaker hooked up to his car. (Like an intercom) As we drove around town we passed a man out walking. The man sneezed and my friend nicely said gazuntite over the loud speaker. That poor man looked so confused.

    ^omg. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    i'm SO going to do this when i own my own ice cream truck!
  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
    whenever you're in a restaurant and there are paper toilet seat covers,

    get one, put it around your neck, re-enter the restaurant

    and loudly tell people

    "hey look! free bibs in the bathroom!!"

    oh my god, this one made me cry!!! I am so trying this!!!:laugh:
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I worked in an office where we were big time prankers.

    If you have a co-worker you are friends with..sit next to them in a meeting.
    Then draw a huge penis and casually (and discreetly) show it to them like it is relevant to the discussion.
    I did this to my friend and he could not contain himself. He laughed so hard he had to leave the room.
    YOU have to keep a straight face and look at the 'victim' like they are crazy.

    Don't get anyone fired!
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
    When you shake someone's hand, start massaging the inside of their palm with your fingers. haha So creepy...
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
    I've found the best way to make people uncofortable, aside from just speaking because my friends and I have an incredibly offensive sense of humor, is to compliment strangers while yelling really loud.

    Drive by someone and yell, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TODAY!.

    Generally they will flip you off until they realize what you said.

    hahahaha That reminds me of I time I was walking down the street and these guys yelled from a car, "MY MOM HAS CANCER!!!". I was like, "Uhhhh..."
  • LifeIsNotADressRehearsal
    LifeIsNotADressRehearsal Posts: 745 Member
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  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
    Drive by someone and yell, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TODAY!.

    Generally they will flip you off until they realize what you said.

    ^^^^ I like this. Random acts of offensive kindness.
  • slightner
    slightner Posts: 61 Member
    In the grocery store, my Dad would let a raunchy fart silently by my mom then he would just casually disappear down the aisle and everyone walking past would think it was her....LOL
  • LiteBrite007
    LiteBrite007 Posts: 294 Member
    I did this in an elevator in DC.

    I got on with a box and when it got to my floor I put the box right in the middle of the doorway and stared at the people on the elevator.

    And then I walked off.

    You have to be careful where you do this because, you may get arrested. lol.
  • tricia3368
    tricia3368 Posts: 34
    there is a show called "impractical Jokers" check it out ITS SOOOO funny
  • PrincessKittenpants
    PrincessKittenpants Posts: 144
    A couple of girlfriends and I were at a bar a few years ago and we were getting hit on. After a while we would just randomly say, "NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" or "NO BANG BANG". I felt sorry for the guys as they would walk away with red faces but........:drinker:
  • AmyLRed
    AmyLRed Posts: 856 Member
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  • sheryllamb72
    sheryllamb72 Posts: 163 Member
    :wink:
    That is just perverted. People don't need jerks like you. Life is tough enough.

    Yes, I admit, it can be perverted...but the chiropractor's office just LOVES it when I do that!

    Oddly enough, some people DO need jerks like me! It gives them something to complain about....:wink:

    Life is tough - but it's tougher without a sense of humor....

    *Like*
  • lniffa
    lniffa Posts: 675 Member
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    When you shake someone's hand, start massaging the inside of their palm with your fingers. haha So creepy...

    Or the totally limp handshake. . ewwwwww.
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    When riding a bus or subway or even a plane, be pre-loaded with s smoked oyster or two in a handkerchief.

    Feign you about to sneeze. Whip out said handkerchief. Sneeze violently and loudly into the handkerchief.

    Inspect the contents of the handkerchief. Pull out the smoked oyster, and after examining it briefly, eat it with much relish and smacking of lips.

    or


    place a plastic drink cup (8 oz. and stiff) in your arm pit under your jacket or sweater. Approach someone and offer to tweak their neck; they seem stiff or in pain. As you give their neck or shoulders or body part of your choice a quick motion, squeeze the cup in your arm pit and it will CRACK with an ungodly noise. This is more fun than pushing your nose around while you flick your teeth to emulate a broken nose.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    If I have a cough my husband will turn to me and say: "Jesus. Haven't you gotten over your TB yet?" Mind you this is usually said on an airplane, in an airport. You know, places where they would haul me off and quarantine me. :O
  • Thesis_gut
    Thesis_gut Posts: 56 Member
    fill a mayonaise jar with vanilla pudding. eat with a spoon.

    Ahhahaa, I love this! Gotta try it sometime on the tube or on the bus :D

    edit: also the perfect excuse to eat vanilla pudding!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Sunday morning.. Post an update on MFP saying: "Sound off! Who'se going to Church!". .

    *crickets!*. .

    Then scold all of your friends for being heathens. . :)
  • livsmom03
    livsmom03 Posts: 2
    ROFL at the image that gave me :laugh:
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    I have bipolar so I'm classed as "mad" and one of my friends has a wicked sense of humour so we tend to make jokes about me being mad and we get stared at a lot.

    Also I tend to say to her how I know the perfect way to kill someone and bury them while looking at a certain person, this tends to freak them out... add a little whisper and my friend going "oooh so thats how" and a sympathetic look to the person i've been staring at. Works a treat x

    MY sister was doing a degree in Forensics and one day we stood at the bus stop talking about planning a perfect murder. One of the things that came was that you would have to find a victim and one of the best places is at your normal bus stop. This poor guy must have heard us and decided to walk to the next bus stop.
  • goodfido
    goodfido Posts: 127 Member
    I was a surrogate years ago and when I would meet some of my husbands co-workers they would immediately congratulate him and ask when the baby was due. He said, "save the congratulations, it's not even mine" LOL.....Oh the looks we would get, those were great.
  • dlyeates
    dlyeates Posts: 875 Member
    Me, my husband, his best friend and his wife at the time all went to a restaurant together. We were sitting by our respective spouses all with rings on.

    When the (poor) waiter came to take our order his friend touched my husbands hand and said "my lover and I would like to have the steak". I thought she was going to die.

    And then he asked my husband what kind of salad he would like and he replied "I would like my salad tossed". I thought he was going to have a coronary.

    But he increased his tip when he came over at the end and asked my husband if he was finished and when hubby said yeah he looked at him and said "that's nice" and walked away with a smile. We couldn't stop laughing!!!


    When asked how he would like his steak he usually answered "cooked on the grill". He thinks he's funny.
  • kellybean14
    kellybean14 Posts: 237 Member
    I totally should have been wearing my HRM this whole time bc I swear I've burned like 50 calories from laughing. My sides hurt so bad..!
  • Thesis_gut
    Thesis_gut Posts: 56 Member
    Trigger Happy TV is a good source of pranks, I'm not sure if it's available in the US though, might just be in the UK.

    For example: http://www.flickr.com/photos/damienandian/3754842103/
  • futurerunner
    futurerunner Posts: 169 Member
    Tell a stranger that the reason you love crackers is because they are edible plates....that is all.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Me, my husband, his best friend and his wife at the time all went to a restaurant together. We were sitting by our respective spouses all with rings on.

    When the (poor) waiter came to take our order his friend touched my husbands hand and said "my lover and I would like to have the steak". I thought she was going to die.

    And then he asked my husband what kind of salad he would like and he replied "I would like my salad tossed". I thought he was going to have a coronary.

    But he increased his tip when he came over at the end and asked my husband if he was finished and when hubby said yeah he looked at him and said "that's nice" and walked away with a smile. We couldn't stop laughing!!!


    When asked how he would like his steak he usually answered "cooked on the grill". He thinks he's funny.

    and this is why "saliva" should be counted into your food log after eating in restaurants where you have servers
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
    I worked in an office where we were big time prankers.

    If you have a co-worker you are friends with..sit next to them in a meeting.
    Then draw a huge penis and casually (and discreetly) show it to them like it is relevant to the discussion.
    I did this to my friend and he could not contain himself. He laughed so hard he had to leave the room.
    YOU have to keep a straight face and look at the 'victim' like they are crazy.

    Don't get anyone fired!

    LMAO!!!
  • Chrystibel
    Chrystibel Posts: 116 Member
    Once while at my friends house with my boyfriend, we ate dinner with my friend and her grandma (who is french and has a remarkable and crude sense of humor), as we were walking out the door grandma tries to hand my boyfriend a kitten to take home and he was like "no way" and she said "what? you don't like a little pus*y?"....he couldn't decide whether to be mortified or laugh, it was hilarious, I love that old lady.

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