Booty call?

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  • Zara11
    Zara11 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Just be direct, if he has a pulse and a penis he'll be up for it!

    you're punny!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    You: (pick up phone and dial his digits) Hey ____ wanna come over and do me good?

    Him: (hangs up)

    2-5 minutes later .... (knock on your door)

    Then... bow chicka chicka bow wow...

    This is pretty much how it works.
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,081 Member
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    simple tell him you want to go out for a coffee translation= sex
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 1,003 Member
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    text and tease, the rest will unfold on its own if hes interested...or should i say unzip, tee hee hee. then a "get ur *kitten* over here" would most likely work! lol
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 938 Member
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    "My bed. 10 minutes." always worked for me haha
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
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    just text him and say "hey i have a couple pipes that are about to bust, so can you lay some new ones?"
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 1,003 Member
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    You: (pick up phone and dial his digits) Hey ____ wanna come over and do me good?

    Him: (hangs up)

    2-5 minutes later .... (knock on your door)

    Then... bow chicka chicka bow wow...

    This is pretty much how it works.

    i like your style. lol
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
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    This is what I send out

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    get your *kitten* over here really does work.. its direct , not misleading like can we have coffee or watch a movie ..? This isn't elementary school ...
  • xcmtnracer
    xcmtnracer Posts: 426 Member
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    Full Metal Jacket him, "Me soo hoorney, me love you long time"
  • Mom0fTwo
    Mom0fTwo Posts: 326 Member
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    Send a message asking what he is doing and if he would like to come hang out. He should know what that means, lol. But be sure you let him know exactly what you are looking for.

    this^^ but make sure it is like 9 or 10pm cause if it is too early then he might take it literally
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
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    Just ask him if he want's to come over for a work out and then some breakfast later?
  • cdtoms
    cdtoms Posts: 6
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    Yea really lol. I read a study recently in the Psychology Journal that stated, long story short, that 75% of men would accept a sexual encounter if a woman walked up to him and asked point blank, but only 40% of men would simply go out on a date with them. True story.
  • Autry403
    Autry403 Posts: 88
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    I don't know never had that problem . :ohwell:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    Send him a text and ask if he wants to come over and do this.

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  • icrant
    icrant Posts: 41 Member
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    Just ask him if he want's to come over for a work out and then some breakfast later?
    this^^^^^
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    Yea really lol. I read a study recently in the Psychology Journal that stated, long story short, that 75% of men would accept a sexual encounter if a woman walked up to him and asked point blank, but only 40% of men would simply go out on a date with them. True story.

    until after you sleep with them.. then.. you cant get rid of them. also true story.
  • reybrianne
    reybrianne Posts: 11
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    Just be direct, if he has a pulse and a penis he'll be up for it!

    Not always lol my boyfriend never is haa tmi
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    Yea really lol. I read a study recently in the Psychology Journal that stated, long story short, that 75% of men would accept a sexual encounter if a woman walked up to him and asked point blank, but only 40% of men would simply go out on a date with them. True story.
    69% of stats are made up.
  • itsjustdawn
    itsjustdawn Posts: 1,073 Member
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    Be a little suggestive/humorous. And wink a lot in texts lol. I think that's how it works HAHA.

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