Booty call?

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  • Mom0fTwo
    Mom0fTwo Posts: 326 Member
    Send a message asking what he is doing and if he would like to come hang out. He should know what that means, lol. But be sure you let him know exactly what you are looking for.

    this^^ but make sure it is like 9 or 10pm cause if it is too early then he might take it literally
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
    Just ask him if he want's to come over for a work out and then some breakfast later?
  • cdtoms
    cdtoms Posts: 6
    Yea really lol. I read a study recently in the Psychology Journal that stated, long story short, that 75% of men would accept a sexual encounter if a woman walked up to him and asked point blank, but only 40% of men would simply go out on a date with them. True story.
  • Autry403
    Autry403 Posts: 82 Member
    I don't know never had that problem . :ohwell:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Send him a text and ask if he wants to come over and do this.

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  • icrant
    icrant Posts: 41 Member
    Just ask him if he want's to come over for a work out and then some breakfast later?
    this^^^^^
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Yea really lol. I read a study recently in the Psychology Journal that stated, long story short, that 75% of men would accept a sexual encounter if a woman walked up to him and asked point blank, but only 40% of men would simply go out on a date with them. True story.

    until after you sleep with them.. then.. you cant get rid of them. also true story.
  • reybrianne
    reybrianne Posts: 11
    Just be direct, if he has a pulse and a penis he'll be up for it!

    Not always lol my boyfriend never is haa tmi
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Yea really lol. I read a study recently in the Psychology Journal that stated, long story short, that 75% of men would accept a sexual encounter if a woman walked up to him and asked point blank, but only 40% of men would simply go out on a date with them. True story.
    69% of stats are made up.
  • itsjustdawn
    itsjustdawn Posts: 1,073 Member
    Be a little suggestive/humorous. And wink a lot in texts lol. I think that's how it works HAHA.
  • SweetProgression
    SweetProgression Posts: 65 Member
    After 11pm when normal people are sleep call someone you used to engage in fornication with and tell them how cute and or sexy they are if they aren't ask what they're doing and tell them you'd like to see them. They'll arrive shortly. Participate in whatever you called for. They will leave. BOOTY CALL MADE!

    FYI if you're texting NOT A BOOTY CALL term was created before texting LOL
    if you are in a relationship NOT A BOOTY CALL its sex or cuddle time
    if you don't want them to come over NOT A BOOTY CALL its phone sex
  • drapisking
    drapisking Posts: 73 Member
    the late night "want to come over" text pretty much should be all it takes... i don't think it's ever not worked on me
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    Call him.
    Tell him to take off his pants and that you'll be right over.

    Also be sure to direct him not to ask any questions.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Text this:

    "I need you to service me. Now."

    That should be sufficient.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Text this:

    "I need you to service me. Now."

    That should be sufficient.

    yes! :D
  • beckylawrence70
    beckylawrence70 Posts: 752 Member
    I think if you have to wonder how to do this with that person, there's already a problem, should be a known fact if there's an attraction.....
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    you people are making it too complicated.

    just text that you want a NCFF and spell out the location.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Ask him if he wants to come over for coffee and a *kitten*.
  • DavidOfOz
    DavidOfOz Posts: 225
    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    simple tell him you want to go out for a coffee translation= sex

    This reminded me of Eddie Izzard's stand up. Asking the President of Burundi to "have a cup of coffee".
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??


    Hi :smile:
  • etavi
    etavi Posts: 85
    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??


    Hi :smile:

    Why did I just hear porn music???? LMAO!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?

    Yes, always.
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,330 Member
    This is what I send out

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    ROFL!
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?

    :laugh: I only say that when tequila is involved.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?

    Yes, always.

    its factual, its natural.. just do it. .....why is this song in my head now..? sex is natural sex is good...
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    you people are making it too complicated.

    just text that you want a NCFF and spell out the location.


    Fine. I'll ask ... NCFF?
  • DavidOfOz
    DavidOfOz Posts: 225
    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??


    Hi :smile:

    FRME....(code for come do me!!) lol..seriously Friend Request me
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    IN before locked just saying-Ty and it wasnt me this time

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