Booty call?

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  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Oh you know, not throwing my body to just any *kitten*. Scary that people see nothing wrong with this.

    who said any *kitten*? geeze' you are being presumptuous. I would never just bang a stranger ..
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    You can buy what you need and not have to deal with any of the ramifications a 1 night stand can have (STDs, a baby, emotional attachment). Just saying.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson we should learn.

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  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    I think someone is going to have a lot of friend requests today..
  • dizzydi1968
    dizzydi1968 Posts: 564
    Oh you know, not throwing my body to just any *kitten*. Scary that people see nothing wrong with this.

    Whilst I admire your strong morality, I don't think the OP describes her potential target as an '*kitten*'. In fact she didnt describe him at all.

    Are all those who indulge in NSA sex *kitten* then? Seems to me there are lots of people who have no issues with casual sex, not everyone has found their soulmate yet and people have needs
  • sammi402
    sammi402 Posts: 232 Member
    If you're American then booty calls are a bad idea. It always ends up with one person getting hurt.

    How do i know this? American chick flicks.


    LMAO!!
  • ls_66
    ls_66 Posts: 395 Member
    just make sure to specify no venereal disease... you never know who's on CraigsList
    LMAO
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    No sorcery just facts .. lol and honestly I would say three times in one night is a little predatory lol .. not really fair and I would guess that even though the quantity is there Quality is better. .. however technically .. I would think it may work..? you may zap the system.. but yes three times and its got to be back to back.. as far as you and her only .. any other dude gets in there and the brain shuts it off,.. think of it like an Alpha male thing

    Oh, I see. So it three times before another bloke dips his wick to make a woman yours. The power! I so got this.

    Oh, and three times in a night isn't predatory. It's simple good manners ;)
  • janegalt37
    janegalt37 Posts: 270 Member
    The rule for chicks is three times. if you shag a chick and shes loyal to you even though its non committal she will fall its all due to a chemical released in her brain .. makes her get ermm addicted. seriously .. so all a guy has to do is .. work it out three times.. any chick who says this doesn't work lies.

    What sorcery is this?

    Does it make a difference if you shag a chick three times in one night or does it have to have been on two or three separate occasions for this to work?

    So that's why I never managed to have a one night stand and women would hound me relentlessly for a relationship after a drunken fumble. I should have limited it to no more than twice a night...

    That might have something to do with you being extremely attractive, well-spoken, intelligent and what sounds like a great romp. In those cases, the three shag rule need not apply. lol
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson we should learn.

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    LOL Thank you for posting this!!!

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with booty calls and/or having a friend with benefits. I've had one. We started out as friends, became close and realized, we could possibly have amazing sex. And who doesn't like having amazing sex?! So we experimented. We'd talk cars and sports, watch movies, help each other out with homework, go out to eat, workout together and bone. I wasn't in a committed relationship and neither was he. We used protection and kept it honest and simple. The least stressful sexual relationship I've ever had :laugh:
  • pantsdailyon
    pantsdailyon Posts: 173 Member
    You can buy what you need and not have to deal with any of the ramifications a 1 night stand can have (STDs, a baby, emotional attachment). Just saying.

    Are you talking male escort, or something battery operated?
  • daveclrk58
    daveclrk58 Posts: 258
    MFP.......where the entertainment never ends! haha
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    You can buy what you need and not have to deal with any of the ramifications a 1 night stand can have (STDs, a baby, emotional attachment). Just saying.

    Are you talking male escort, or something battery operated?

    *giggle*
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    The rule for chicks is three times. if you shag a chick and shes loyal to you even though its non committal she will fall its all due to a chemical released in her brain .. makes her get ermm addicted. seriously .. so all a guy has to do is .. work it out three times.. any chick who says this doesn't work lies.

    What sorcery is this?

    Does it make a difference if you shag a chick three times in one night or does it have to have been on two or three separate occasions for this to work?

    So that's why I never managed to have a one night stand and women would hound me relentlessly for a relationship after a drunken fumble. I should have limited it to no more than twice a night...

    That might have something to do with you being extremely attractive, well-spoken, intelligent and what sounds like a great romp. In those cases, the three shag rule need not apply. lol

    Smooth talker!

    Just tell me where to send the flowers and diamond earrings ;)
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    Here is the problem with a Booty Call as I see it. There are two people. One person doesn't give a *kitten* and is willing to exploit the feelings of a person that cares about them to get laid.

    The other person is willing to be exploited because they either have low self esteem or they care for the person that is exploiting them and thinks they will eventually care for them.

    Because two people can't have consensual sex outside of a relationship without one being exploited? Do you think women somehow don't have a sex drive without emotional attachment?
  • janegalt37
    janegalt37 Posts: 270 Member
    The rule for chicks is three times. if you shag a chick and shes loyal to you even though its non committal she will fall its all due to a chemical released in her brain .. makes her get ermm addicted. seriously .. so all a guy has to do is .. work it out three times.. any chick who says this doesn't work lies.

    What sorcery is this?

    Does it make a difference if you shag a chick three times in one night or does it have to have been on two or three separate occasions for this to work?

    So that's why I never managed to have a one night stand and women would hound me relentlessly for a relationship after a drunken fumble. I should have limited it to no more than twice a night...

    That might have something to do with you being extremely attractive, well-spoken, intelligent and what sounds like a great romp. In those cases, the three shag rule need not apply. lol

    Smooth talker!

    Just tell me where to send the flowers and diamond earrings ;)

    Thanks, hon! Fortunately, I have my own American model. :wink: I'm a lucky lady. :heart:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    Thanks, hon! Fortunately, I have my own American model. :wink: I'm a lucky lady. :heart:

    Damn those high American standards of manufacturing excellence *MSF shakes his fist* Built to last I hear...

    He's a lucky man as well ;)
  • Missdjslim
    Missdjslim Posts: 19 Member
    How about this: "yeah, just had a great workout and took a shower...I've got so much energy...hey,
    you want some 'a this while it's fresh? lolololol.....no man alive would turn you down.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    How about this: "yeah, just had a great workout and took a shower...I've got so much energy...hey,
    you want some 'a this while it's fresh? lolololol.....no man alive would turn you down.

    I like your style. :flowerforyou:
  • MirelaH
    MirelaH Posts: 129 Member
    You can buy what you need and not have to deal with any of the ramifications a 1 night stand can have (STDs, a baby, emotional attachment). Just saying.

    Are you talking male escort, or something battery operated?


    Oooh......... I'll gladly take a male escort......... or two................. :devil:
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    You can buy what you need and not have to deal with any of the ramifications a 1 night stand can have (STDs, a baby, emotional attachment). Just saying.

    Are you talking male escort, or something battery operated?

    Both. If you need something now, its easier to buy then to set up a new booty call.
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    I guess a little back story could be helpful.

    This guy is NOT a random stranger. We worked together several years ago. I was married and he was in a committed relationship. There was always some underlying sexual tension but neither of us ever acted on it. After leaving that job, we stayed friends through Facebook. Last summer we got together for a drink and had a good time - but again nothing happened. Two weeks ago he messaged me and suggested we get drunk together sometime. We've been trying to work out a time since then.
    So....I'm not really sure why he's not interested. Other than the fact that he said he finds my "womanlyness" intimidating. I'm certainly not angry or bitter. It is what it is...
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    Well I find your womanliness a huge turn on and apologize on behalf of him for not helping you out in your time of need! He is giving single men everywhere a bad name.
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    I guess a little back story could be helpful.

    This guy is NOT a random stranger. We worked together several years ago. I was married and he was in a committed relationship. There was always some underlying sexual tension but neither of us ever acted on it. After leaving that job, we stayed friends through Facebook. Last summer we got together for a drink and had a good time - but again nothing happened. Two weeks ago he messaged me and suggested we get drunk together sometime. We've been trying to work out a time since then.
    So....I'm not really sure why he's not interested. Other than the fact that he said he finds my "womanlyness" intimidating. I'm certainly not angry or bitter. It is what it is...

    Tell him he should come over and have a drink. Then be forthcoming and get what you want.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Call up say hello, and what you up to ? in an innuendo voice
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Call up say hello, and what you up to ? in an innuendo voice

    So, in other words...how you doin'? :bigsmile:
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    I guess a little back story could be helpful.

    This guy is NOT a random stranger. We worked together several years ago. I was married and he was in a committed relationship. There was always some underlying sexual tension but neither of us ever acted on it. After leaving that job, we stayed friends through Facebook. Last summer we got together for a drink and had a good time - but again nothing happened. Two weeks ago he messaged me and suggested we get drunk together sometime. We've been trying to work out a time since then.
    So....I'm not really sure why he's not interested. Other than the fact that he said he finds my "womanlyness" intimidating. I'm certainly not angry or bitter. It is what it is...

    Forgive my ADD today... I missed part of the story.
    I sent him THE message last night for the hook up. I told him NSA, just casual, nothing complicated. That's when he said about being intimidated and that I'm "a cute girl who shouldn't have to try so hard".
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 999 Member
    This is what I send out

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    HAAAA!!!!
  • llw1013
    llw1013 Posts: 31 Member
    I guess a little back story could be helpful.

    This guy is NOT a random stranger. We worked together several years ago. I was married and he was in a committed relationship. There was always some underlying sexual tension but neither of us ever acted on it. After leaving that job, we stayed friends through Facebook. Last summer we got together for a drink and had a good time - but again nothing happened. Two weeks ago he messaged me and suggested we get drunk together sometime. We've been trying to work out a time since then.
    So....I'm not really sure why he's not interested. Other than the fact that he said he finds my "womanlyness" intimidating. I'm certainly not angry or bitter. It is what it is...

    I'm thinking you'll get that booty call after all. I bet you just threw him off by being so direct...
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    I guess a little back story could be helpful.

    This guy is NOT a random stranger. We worked together several years ago. I was married and he was in a committed relationship. There was always some underlying sexual tension but neither of us ever acted on it. After leaving that job, we stayed friends through Facebook. Last summer we got together for a drink and had a good time - but again nothing happened. Two weeks ago he messaged me and suggested we get drunk together sometime. We've been trying to work out a time since then.
    So....I'm not really sure why he's not interested. Other than the fact that he said he finds my "womanlyness" intimidating. I'm certainly not angry or bitter. It is what it is...

    Forgive my ADD today... I missed part of the story.
    I sent him THE message last night for the hook up. I told him NSA, just casual, nothing complicated. That's when he said about being intimidated and that I'm "a cute girl who shouldn't have to try so hard".

    Wait a few days. He may booty call you back after he thinks about it.

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