Booty call?

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  • SweetProgression
    SweetProgression Posts: 65 Member
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    After 11pm when normal people are sleep call someone you used to engage in fornication with and tell them how cute and or sexy they are if they aren't ask what they're doing and tell them you'd like to see them. They'll arrive shortly. Participate in whatever you called for. They will leave. BOOTY CALL MADE!

    FYI if you're texting NOT A BOOTY CALL term was created before texting LOL
    if you are in a relationship NOT A BOOTY CALL its sex or cuddle time
    if you don't want them to come over NOT A BOOTY CALL its phone sex
  • drapisking
    drapisking Posts: 73 Member
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    the late night "want to come over" text pretty much should be all it takes... i don't think it's ever not worked on me
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
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    Call him.
    Tell him to take off his pants and that you'll be right over.

    Also be sure to direct him not to ask any questions.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    Text this:

    "I need you to service me. Now."

    That should be sufficient.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    Text this:

    "I need you to service me. Now."

    That should be sufficient.

    yes! :D
  • beckylawrence70
    beckylawrence70 Posts: 752 Member
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    I think if you have to wonder how to do this with that person, there's already a problem, should be a known fact if there's an attraction.....
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    you people are making it too complicated.

    just text that you want a NCFF and spell out the location.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Ask him if he wants to come over for coffee and a *kitten*.
  • DavidOfOz
    DavidOfOz Posts: 225
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    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    simple tell him you want to go out for a coffee translation= sex

    This reminded me of Eddie Izzard's stand up. Asking the President of Burundi to "have a cup of coffee".
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 91
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    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??


    Hi :smile:
  • etavi
    etavi Posts: 85
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    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??


    Hi :smile:

    Why did I just hear porn music???? LMAO!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?

    Yes, always.
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,337 Member
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    This is what I send out

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSB5SULFc8UxS6pWlQu2wbLcxRgzO2zvXDFns_ISgFFbB-QW05j

    ROFL!
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 91
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    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?

    :laugh: I only say that when tequila is involved.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    "PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
    That works, right?

    Yes, always.

    its factual, its natural.. just do it. .....why is this song in my head now..? sex is natural sex is good...
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 91
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    you people are making it too complicated.

    just text that you want a NCFF and spell out the location.


    Fine. I'll ask ... NCFF?
  • DavidOfOz
    DavidOfOz Posts: 225
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    Im single....why can I never find a woman willing to do this??


    Hi :smile:

    FRME....(code for come do me!!) lol..seriously Friend Request me
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,081 Member
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    IN before locked just saying-Ty and it wasnt me this time

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