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Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!
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OH-Matt, I lost my number...Can I have yours?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!0 -
Do you have a road map because I am so lose in you beautiful face.
awww man I can't hit on a little girl lol :laugh:0 -
do your feet hurt? ......................its a long way to drop down from heaven:)0
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Do you have a road map because I am so lose in you beautiful face.
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.0 -
Coliemarieale, Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?0
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(grabs OH_matt's *kitten*) Is this seat taken?
I can't think of anyone I'd rather survive the Zombie Apocalypse with0 -
Hope 516, You got a jersey? Because I need your name and number.0
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Coliemarieale, Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.0 -
"oh_matt"
I have a mouth full of skittle, Wanna taste the rainbow?0 -
logicman69
Hi I'm Ms. Right. I heard you were looking for me0 -
Walk up while holding your cell phone , OH, IT SAYS I HAVE REACHED MY DESTINATION, I typed in beautiful in my GPS0
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.0
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Ky, This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.0
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OH_Matt - I'm not a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true.0
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Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?0
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Shel and KY - I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?0
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kymillion - Hey, lets just go back to my place, order pizza, and ****.
*SLAP*
Ok then, I guess you don't like Pizza. Chinese it is.0 -
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Do you have some Hispanic in you?
Do you want some?0 -
Award30 - Are you from Ireland, cuz my penis is Dublin...0
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Can never keep up with these things0
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Can never keep up with these things
i'm straight lol just messing around0 -
shel wanna know what would look really good on you? ME \m/0
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kymillion - Hey, lets just go back to my place, order pizza, and ****.
*SLAP*
Ok then, I guess you don't like Pizza. Chinese it is.
who needs a horse.. when I can ride the cowboy...?0 -
Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.0
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Pr3sario - I hope there's a fireman around, cuz you're smokin'!0
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Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
LMAO :laugh:0 -
Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
seriously .. after reading these.. I realize how naive I am and how often I have been picked up on..
one that I got was
you have an acute case of arthritis? ( *are those real tits... ) ... wow. what an eyeopener this thread is.0 -
Hey kymillion,
How do you like your eggs?
Fried, scrambled, or fertelized?0 -
Hey kymillion,
How do you like your eggs?
Fried, scrambled, or fertelized?
Let me grab a notepad - these are gold lol!0 -
Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
seriously .. after reading these.. I realize how naive I am and how often I have been picked up on..
one that I got was
you have an acute case of arthritis? ( *are those real tits... ) ... wow. what an eyeopener this thread is.
You are too pretty to be waiting for a bus in this neighborhood this late. *scoots closer*
Scariest pickup line I ever got.0
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