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Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
    OH-Matt, I lost my number...Can I have yours?

    Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Do you have a road map because I am so lose in you beautiful face.

    awww man I can't hit on a little girl lol :laugh:
  • jkleon86
    jkleon86 Posts: 245 Member
    do your feet hurt? ......................its a long way to drop down from heaven:)
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Do you have a road map because I am so lose in you beautiful face.


    That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    Coliemarieale, Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    (grabs OH_matt's *kitten*) Is this seat taken?

    I can't think of anyone I'd rather survive the Zombie Apocalypse with
  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
    Hope 516, You got a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Coliemarieale, Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


    I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
  • jbella99
    jbella99 Posts: 596 Member
    "oh_matt"

    I have a mouth full of skittle, Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    logicman69

    Hi I'm Ms. Right. I heard you were looking for me
  • jkleon86
    jkleon86 Posts: 245 Member
    Walk up while holding your cell phone , OH, IT SAYS I HAVE REACHED MY DESTINATION, I typed in beautiful in my GPS
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
    Ky, This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • shel1103
    shel1103 Posts: 185 Member
    OH_Matt - I'm not a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
  • FerryfieldLad
    FerryfieldLad Posts: 185 Member
    Shel and KY - I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    kymillion - Hey, lets just go back to my place, order pizza, and ****.


    *SLAP*

    Ok then, I guess you don't like Pizza. Chinese it is.
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

    Do you have some Hispanic in you?

    Do you want some?
  • shel1103
    shel1103 Posts: 185 Member
    Award30 - Are you from Ireland, cuz my penis is Dublin...
  • FerryfieldLad
    FerryfieldLad Posts: 185 Member
    Can never keep up with these things :tongue:
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    Can never keep up with these things :tongue:
    ^ cool shades man, wanna talk about it over some coffee?
    i'm straight lol just messing around
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    shel wanna know what would look really good on you? ME \m/
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    kymillion - Hey, lets just go back to my place, order pizza, and ****.


    *SLAP*

    Ok then, I guess you don't like Pizza. Chinese it is.
    '

    who needs a horse.. when I can ride the cowboy...?
  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
    Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
  • shel1103
    shel1103 Posts: 185 Member
    Pr3sario - I hope there's a fireman around, cuz you're smokin'!
  • FerryfieldLad
    FerryfieldLad Posts: 185 Member
    Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

    LMAO :laugh:
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.


    seriously .. after reading these.. I realize how naive I am and how often I have been picked up on..


    one that I got was

    you have an acute case of arthritis? ( *are those real tits... ) ... wow. what an eyeopener this thread is.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Hey kymillion,
    How do you like your eggs?
    Fried, scrambled, or fertelized?
  • FerryfieldLad
    FerryfieldLad Posts: 185 Member
    Hey kymillion,
    How do you like your eggs?
    Fried, scrambled, or fertelized?

    Let me grab a notepad - these are gold lol!
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.


    seriously .. after reading these.. I realize how naive I am and how often I have been picked up on..


    one that I got was

    you have an acute case of arthritis? ( *are those real tits... ) ... wow. what an eyeopener this thread is.

    You are too pretty to be waiting for a bus in this neighborhood this late. *scoots closer*

    Scariest pickup line I ever got.
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