Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.


    seriously .. after reading these.. I realize how naive I am and how often I have been picked up on..


    one that I got was


    you have an acute case of arthritis? ( *are those real tits... ) ... wow. what an eyeopener this thread is.

    You are too pretty to be waiting for a bus in this neighborhood this late. *scoots closer*

    Scariest pickup line I ever got.


    Lets not turn this rape into a murder hahaha.
  • shel1103
    shel1103 Posts: 185 Member
    Ky - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    When I was a young Soldier stationed in Georgia, a gurl actually used this line on me:

    "Excuse me, my girlfriends bet me that I could not get a kiss from you. I hate losing a bet. Will you help me out?"

    True story. At the time I was married so, sadly, she lost the bet (in hindsight, had I known how my (ex) wife would have turned out....)
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Here I am! What were your other two wishes? ;)
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    Here I am! What were your other two wishes? ;)

    I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    Bump!
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    if i flip a coin, what do you think are my chances of getting head?
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • ashlielinn
    ashlielinn Posts: 920
    You know what Prince Charming did for Sleeping Beauty? Yea, my kisses do that! ;)
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • kimdoes
    kimdoes Posts: 90
    Oh Wow! You look EXACTLY like my second husband!!

    -*How many times have you been married??*

    Once :wink:
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    *kitten* me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Jessie?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/
  • kimdoes
    kimdoes Posts: 90
    does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/

    lmao
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    You know what has 42 teeth and can hold back The Incredible Hulk?




    My zipper!
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    "You really shouldnt drink anymore. You're driving me home."
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    Is your Dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    "You really shouldnt drink anymore. You're driving me home."


    bahhahahhahha.
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    "Would you like to come to a pants party?" (Best awkward Anchroman quoe ever)
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I said hi... why are your clothes still on?
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    yoovie you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need...
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Are your pants for sale? Cause they're 100% off at my house.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    yoovie-- My face is leaving in five minutes.... be on it. (sorry if offensive..)

    yo wasnt this stated earlier today in the booty call thread???
    yoovie you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need...

    rawr nice arms.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    Yoovie I think we should go green and save water. shower with me instead
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    el guapo: is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants :)
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    bump. best thread ever.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/584150


    Yes/No ?

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