Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    "You really shouldnt drink anymore. You're driving me home."


    bahhahahhahha.
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    "Would you like to come to a pants party?" (Best awkward Anchroman quoe ever)
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    I said hi... why are your clothes still on?
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    yoovie you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need...
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    Are your pants for sale? Cause they're 100% off at my house.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    yoovie-- My face is leaving in five minutes.... be on it. (sorry if offensive..)

    yo wasnt this stated earlier today in the booty call thread???
    yoovie you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need...

    rawr nice arms.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    Yoovie I think we should go green and save water. shower with me instead
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    el guapo: is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants :)
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    bump. best thread ever.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
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    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/584150


    Yes/No ?
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
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    kiwiburger - I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    hi, i'm danny ::flashes dimples::
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    You're gonna need to need to eat a big dinner, because you've been running through my mind all day, and you need to eat those exercise calories.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
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    engineman - Can I revv your engine???
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    no one gave ME a pick up line. *cries to boyfriend* haha.
  • mayerel
    mayerel Posts: 254 Member
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    Gotta save this for later!!
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
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    Silver - It's a good thing that I have my library card. Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    no one gave ME a pick up line. *cries to boyfriend* haha.

    silver I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    Pardon me, but you are standing on my penis.
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
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    silvergurl... I'm not a lesbian, but:
    I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    engineman...
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.


    ...now somebody BETTER hit me with a Star Wars line! lol

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