Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    Award30, you remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.


    seriously .. after reading these.. I realize how naive I am and how often I have been picked up on..


    one that I got was


    you have an acute case of arthritis? ( *are those real tits... ) ... wow. what an eyeopener this thread is.

    You are too pretty to be waiting for a bus in this neighborhood this late. *scoots closer*

    Scariest pickup line I ever got.


    Lets not turn this rape into a murder hahaha.
  • shel1103
    shel1103 Posts: 189 Member
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    Ky - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    When I was a young Soldier stationed in Georgia, a gurl actually used this line on me:

    "Excuse me, my girlfriends bet me that I could not get a kiss from you. I hate losing a bet. Will you help me out?"

    True story. At the time I was married so, sadly, she lost the bet (in hindsight, had I known how my (ex) wife would have turned out....)
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    Here I am! What were your other two wishes? ;)
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Here I am! What were your other two wishes? ;)

    I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
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    Bump!
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    if i flip a coin, what do you think are my chances of getting head?
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
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    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • ashlielinn
    ashlielinn Posts: 920
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    You know what Prince Charming did for Sleeping Beauty? Yea, my kisses do that! ;)
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • kimdoes
    kimdoes Posts: 90
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    Oh Wow! You look EXACTLY like my second husband!!

    -*How many times have you been married??*

    Once :wink:
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
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    Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
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    *kitten* me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Jessie?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/
  • kimdoes
    kimdoes Posts: 90
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    does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/

    lmao
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    You know what has 42 teeth and can hold back The Incredible Hulk?




    My zipper!
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    "You really shouldnt drink anymore. You're driving me home."
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
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    Is your Dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

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