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Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
    The only reason i wud kick you out of bed....wud be to **** u on the floor lol
  • mrsnathanandrew
    mrsnathanandrew Posts: 631 Member
    @freyaandcorys - if you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.

    lol I saw that online, and I've been dying to say it!
  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
    @mrsnathanandrew are you butt dialing? cuz dat *kitten* is callin me ;D
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
    @freyaandcorys - if you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.

    lol I saw that online, and I've been dying to say it!

    lol at least thats a clean one, ive only ever had the dirty ones !!
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    @mrsnathan - You totally hit on me yesterday lol :laugh: in another thread...soooo if you were a bugger..I'd pick you first!
  • Ames1026
    Ames1026 Posts: 38 Member
    you look so good I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! :blushing:
  • taxidermist15
    taxidermist15 Posts: 677 Member
    @ ames- Your face looks like a pretzel

    I like pretzels.
  • mrsnathanandrew
    mrsnathanandrew Posts: 631 Member
    @mrsnathan - You totally hit on me yesterday lol :laugh: in another thread...soooo if you were a bugger..I'd pick you first!

    haha, I totally did! I still stand by it, one of the most gorgeous girls I've seen on here, or in real life!

    @freyaandcorys - lol, I'm a fairly clean person. I haven't used a pickup line in a while. I always ignored the ones that people used on me haha
  • mrsnathanandrew
    mrsnathanandrew Posts: 631 Member
    @ ames- Your face looks like a pretzel

    I like pretzels.

    do you like breadsticks?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a *kitten*? No? Can I take you to lunch?
  • calalily77
    calalily77 Posts: 240 Member
    Probably already been said But "If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    "Women love honesty, so I'm gonna skip the bull**** pickup lines and blatantly hit on you with the full intention of taking you home. You ok with that?"

    I've actually used that one, and yes it works.
  • Fitnessguy84
    Fitnessguy84 Posts: 10 Member
    You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium because you are Be- Au -Ti full :)

    Wanna get a pizza and f@*k?
    What? You don't like pizza?

    Off topic, but I love your profile pic. Love me some Yelawolf.

    P.S. I like pizza

    Sweet. My pickup line sorta worked. I love Yela too!!
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    @ky- is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants :laugh:
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    @ SingSmil... Hey sweetie...Wanna take some Cool Pics of Me?


    I'd like to say I get it, but the raging hornball that I am, I don't get it!
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    @Spiros
    Did your dad own a juice company because you're VERYFINE!
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    Suz for starting this the BEST line EVER!!


    I know "milk does a body good." But, DAMN girl, how much did you drink!?!?!?!?!?
    HAHAHAHAHA
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    Do you know where the bakery is? Because I want a sweetie-pie like you.

    (that really happened. Ugh....)
  • cellokitty91
    cellokitty91 Posts: 127 Member
    How much?
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a *kitten*? No? Can I take you to lunch?

    BAHAHAHHAHAHAH !!
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    HAHAHAH Another great one.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Want to check out my positron emission yield curve :bigsmile:
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
    are you from tennessee....cause your the only ten i see :bigsmile:
  • RMuske
    RMuske Posts: 271 Member
    Has anyone ever told you the freckles on your wrist look like the constilation Orion?
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    this thread was good fun .. :D carry on.
  • JhKd
    JhKd Posts: 20
    Hey baby, looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U... ;)
  • armoredcore
    armoredcore Posts: 48 Member
    @lady Were your parents terrorists, cause you are the bomb!
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