Women, learn to pull up your pants!
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Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
lol. Good thing I prefer boxer briefs.
Wouldn't going commando be even worse than a thong?0 -
Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
lol. Good thing I prefer boxer briefs.
Wouldn't going commando be even worse than a thong?
Not in my experience
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Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
lol. Good thing I prefer boxer briefs.
Wouldn't going commando be even worse than a thong?
Not in my experience
I've never gone commando. It feels weird.0 -
Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
Eh. I've worn them for years and have NEVER had a problem. If you bathe daily, wipe your bootie properly and do not wear the same underwear every day you should NOT be having issues with this. Lol.
I don't get where this "friction" comes from that everyone keeps talking about. My underwear are the right size, so they stay in place.
So many thong haters! Geez! Lol I don't wear them to be cute, I just don't want visible panty lines and they happen to be the most comfortable underwear I've ever experienced. I can't tell I'm wearing anything.0 -
If you are fit and hot, ladies please, don't ever, EVER feel pressured to pull up your pants. You ladies make plumber's crack look sexy0
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Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
Eh. I've worn them for years and have NEVER had a problem. If you bathe daily, wipe your bootie properly and do not wear the same underwear every day you should NOT be having issues with this. Lol.
I don't get where this "friction" comes from that everyone keeps talking about. My underwear are the right size, so they stay in place.
So many thong haters! Geez! Lol I don't wear them to be cute, I just don't want visible panty lines and they happen to be the most comfortable underwear I've ever experienced. I can't tell I'm wearing anything.
It's still nasty. Having a piece of fabric literally on your b-hole (sorry to be blunt) is not sanitary, no matter how good you wipe. Bacteria are microscopic.
Most people don't care about panty lines on others. I never ever notice them. Buy panties (or pants) that actually fit and don't wear skintight clothes and it's not a problem. There's absolutely no reason to wear them to the gym unless you want someone to notice them.0 -
That's nothing.
I had two teenager girls on a bench. (free weight area) One was trying to back extensions or sit ups. I can't remember. But she couldn't keep stable so the other one straddled her thigh area so she wouldn't lift her legs.
I swear every dude in the free weight area stopped, jaw to the floor .,dropped whatever weights they happened to be holding and stared for like 10 seconds. It was a surreal reality fantasy come true and we could not believe it was happening right in front of us. The girls had no idea that they were performing every man's gym wet dream come true.
"Ohmaigawsh! Now my boobs are starting to jiggle!"
"I'll hold them for you, Becky!"....Is how I pictured the Cinemax version of this ordeal to have gone.. followed by cheesy porn music.0 -
I can't stop laughing!! I can't believe this is a real thread!!!0
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Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
Eh. I've worn them for years and have NEVER had a problem. If you bathe daily, wipe your bootie properly and do not wear the same underwear every day you should NOT be having issues with this. Lol.
I don't get where this "friction" comes from that everyone keeps talking about. My underwear are the right size, so they stay in place.
So many thong haters! Geez! Lol I don't wear them to be cute, I just don't want visible panty lines and they happen to be the most comfortable underwear I've ever experienced. I can't tell I'm wearing anything.
Those things getting hit with sweat are not sanitary no matter how much you want to believe so
. They were not design to be a workout clothing item. 0 -
Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
Eh. I've worn them for years and have NEVER had a problem. If you bathe daily, wipe your bootie properly and do not wear the same underwear every day you should NOT be having issues with this. Lol.
I don't get where this "friction" comes from that everyone keeps talking about. My underwear are the right size, so they stay in place.
So many thong haters! Geez! Lol I don't wear them to be cute, I just don't want visible panty lines and they happen to be the most comfortable underwear I've ever experienced. I can't tell I'm wearing anything.
It's still nasty. Having a piece of fabric literally on your b-hole (sorry to be blunt) is not sanitary, no matter how good you wipe. Bacteria are microscopic.
Most people don't care about panty lines on others. I never ever notice them. Buy panties (or pants) that actually fit and don't wear skintight clothes and it's not a problem. There's absolutely no reason to wear them to the gym unless you want someone to notice them.
I don't wear thongs to the gym to get noticed. That's absolutely ridiculous. Especially considering noone can see them. I wear pants that fit normally and shirts that go down past my *kitten*. I wear them because they are all I own, for a couple of reasons. I do not have a single pair of brief cut style underwear. They feel wierd to me. Plus you may not care about visible panty lines and I don't judge other people if I notice them, but no I do not want them visible myself. Personal preference.
I am an extremely sanitary person, and again I have never had issues down there.
It's rude to assume that women only wear thongs to the gym to get noticed.0 -
Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
Eh. I've worn them for years and have NEVER had a problem. If you bathe daily, wipe your bootie properly and do not wear the same underwear every day you should NOT be having issues with this. Lol.
I don't get where this "friction" comes from that everyone keeps talking about. My underwear are the right size, so they stay in place.
So many thong haters! Geez! Lol I don't wear them to be cute, I just don't want visible panty lines and they happen to be the most comfortable underwear I've ever experienced. I can't tell I'm wearing anything.
Those things getting hit with sweat are not sanitary no matter how much you want to believe so. They were not design to be a workout clothing item.
Pretty sure there's nothing sanitary about a sweaty butt, no matter what kind of underwear you are wearing. Thank God we invented showers, washing machines, bleach and the heating element.0 -
Want me to help? Next time you see her and her thong-age, ponder this: thongs are the most unsanitary type of underwear because they provide an express lane from her booty to her lady parts. The friction and close contact also make it a breeding ground for bacteria and yeast infections. This info courtesy of my gyno. There...not so tantalizing now, eh?
Reason 4,000 why I do not own one. Butt floss ain't cute.
Eh. I've worn them for years and have NEVER had a problem. If you bathe daily, wipe your bootie properly and do not wear the same underwear every day you should NOT be having issues with this. Lol.
I don't get where this "friction" comes from that everyone keeps talking about. My underwear are the right size, so they stay in place.
So many thong haters! Geez! Lol I don't wear them to be cute, I just don't want visible panty lines and they happen to be the most comfortable underwear I've ever experienced. I can't tell I'm wearing anything.
Those things getting hit with sweat are not sanitary no matter how much you want to believe so. They were not design to be a workout clothing item.
Pretty sure there's nothing sanitary about a sweaty butt, no matter what kind of underwear you are wearing. Thank God we invented showers, washing machines, bleach and the heating element.
I just use soap and water on my sweaty butt. I'd think using a washing machine, bleach, and heating element would hurt.. Granted I heard about people bleaching a certain part of their butt... Which is another weird thing women do...0 -
There's absolutely no reason to wear them to the gym unless you want someone to notice them.
Except for the many times I've seen girls with 4 cheeks hanging out in their yoga pants... let's be real, no matter what size the bikini briefs are, you *will* see the lines of them on the back of your butt. It's the nature of well, science.0 -
There's absolutely no reason to wear them to the gym unless you want someone to notice them.
Except for the many times I've seen girls with 4 cheeks hanging out in their yoga pants... let's be real, no matter what size the bikini briefs are, you *will* see the lines of them on the back of your butt. It's the nature of well, science.
Serious question, do boyshorts stop the lines on the back of the pants?0 -
There's absolutely no reason to wear them to the gym unless you want someone to notice them.
Except for the many times I've seen girls with 4 cheeks hanging out in their yoga pants... let's be real, no matter what size the bikini briefs are, you *will* see the lines of them on the back of your butt. It's the nature of well, science.
Serious question, do boyshorts stop the lines on the back of the pants?
It depends on the boyshort. I have thunder thighs so I find that the shorts roll up under the pants and create lines of their own, haha0 -
There's absolutely no reason to wear them to the gym unless you want someone to notice them.
Except for the many times I've seen girls with 4 cheeks hanging out in their yoga pants... let's be real, no matter what size the bikini briefs are, you *will* see the lines of them on the back of your butt. It's the nature of well, science.
Serious question, do boyshorts stop the lines on the back of the pants?
It depends on the boyshort. I have thunder thighs so I find that the shorts roll up under the pants and create lines of their own, haha
You women have so many types of underwear.0 -
There's absolutely no reason to wear them to the gym unless you want someone to notice them.
Except for the many times I've seen girls with 4 cheeks hanging out in their yoga pants... let's be real, no matter what size the bikini briefs are, you *will* see the lines of them on the back of your butt. It's the nature of well, science.
Serious question, do boyshorts stop the lines on the back of the pants?
It depends on the boyshort. I have thunder thighs so I find that the shorts roll up under the pants and create lines of their own, haha
I find that they ride up where I don't want them riding up. My jockeys don't ride up. And since I don't wear form fitting yoga pants, just loose ones, nobody sees my panty lines.0 -
Pics or it didn't happen?
hahahaha
Since I didn't take a picture, I drew you one with MS Paint..
Awesome!0 -
why does this never happen to me0
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Men, learn to avert your eyes!
Do you have any idea how distracting it is, not to mention annoying, when you're jogging and one of your favorite songs is playing and suddenly all you hear is *BEEPBEEP*? I've never really understood this, what are these guys hoping will happen? "Oh, that guy is honking his horn at me, I guess I should flash him!" :noway:0 -
Am I the only one that things going commando is nasty when working out?! I mean you are all sweaty and sticky.. yuck.. no swampass for me thanks. I'll stick with underwear and no crotch sweat stains on my workout pants.
I think it's completely gross & way uncomfortable. I do not like the feel of pants touching that area, especially when they are form-fitting. I like the layer of underwear between. I don't understand how some women can wear JEANS, of all things, commando. Ouch!
The only time I'll go commando is in my bed.0 -
I must be weird. I don't even like going commando in bed.0
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I must be weird. I don't even like going commando in bed.
lol I don't either. It's rare if I do. I just meant that's the only time I'll go commando because nothing's really rubbing against anything when you're just lying there. At least that's how it is in my case. I feel very weird when I don't wear underwear unless I'm bathing.0 -
^^ ThisOr no undies at all. That should solve the problem!
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best.thread.ever.0
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I must be weird. I don't even like going commando in bed.
You're not weird. I'm the same way.
And as for women who go commando? Remind me to wipe off any chair or bench you sat on in the gym. Women are naturally, um, "moist-er" no matter the time of the month. It's healthy, just the way we're supposed to work, like a self-cleaning over and all that. But I find the idea of letting all of that get on your jeans, yoga pants, etc, quite gross. Panties, ladies. They're not the debil.0 -
you gay brah?
Nope. Just wants to honor the vows he made to his wife by not inadvertently lusting after other women. Kudos to him for wanting to do the right thing. :flowerforyou:0 -
Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando
I like to know they are there. But, I don't do workout videos at the gym, lol.0 -
Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando
Am I the only woman who finds thongs quite comfortable and rarely wear any other type of underwear? :blushing:
You are not alone!!0 -
Men, learn to avert your eyes!
Do you have any idea how distracting it is, not to mention annoying, when you're jogging and one of your favorite songs is playing and suddenly all you hear is *BEEPBEEP*? I've never really understood this, what are these guys hoping will happen? "Oh, that guy is honking his horn at me, I guess I should flash him!" :noway:
I think it's a game for them. They like to see if they can make your head turn in their direction. They don't really care that you're thinking, "Keep dreaming, moron!"0
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