Weigh less after pooping?

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  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,190 Member
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    That's an impressive sized food baby.


    I swear I give birth out of my *kitten*

    Oh my how hard do you have to push?!!?!! haha

    it's horrible, i push and moan and i've even cried before! once it starts coming it doesn't stop

    I have had these moments before! THEY SUCK!
  • saraann4
    saraann4 Posts: 1,312 Member
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    That's an impressive sized food baby.


    I swear I give birth out of my *kitten*

    Oh my how hard do you have to push?!!?!! haha

    it's horrible, i push and moan and i've even cried before! once it starts coming it doesn't stop

    Oh my... laughing so hard right now... So not funny either. You really should talk to your doctor or talk to another doctor
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
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    Ummm that must have been one hell of a poop!


    On second thought.... that was not a poop... you gave birth!
  • NWdreaming
    NWdreaming Posts: 95 Member
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    This is my favorite forum topic today.

    ^^^^^^^
    THIS! :laugh:
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
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    yah just once a week....not sure why, I had a colonoscopy and use fiber supplements, maybe just nerves? But I usually average once a week!

    That is insane! I've never heard of someone pooping once a week. Not like I talk about it with my friends or anything, but that's just crazy! Does your doctor think that's normal? I always thought normal was pooping at least once a day. Your poor colon! I do weigh myself after my morning poo, but really 3lbs? lol I'm fascinated with this conversation....


    well the first time i went 10 days without pooping and ended up in the hospital, they did x-rays and a CATSCAN and couldn't even give me and enema because I was so backed up........... so I had to drink 2 gallons of this nasty laxative and **** for hours :( ever since then I haven't pooped normally and the doctor says he has no idea what it could be, just that my colon isn't functioning correctly
  • theladyy
    theladyy Posts: 176
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    I don't know....I always make sure to weigh myself after I poop though, because I remember hearing that it can weigh about a lb or so...
  • JBennis1013
    JBennis1013 Posts: 377 Member
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    You should try probiotics...I work for 5 GI docs and they swear by them.
  • connie_messina
    connie_messina Posts: 495 Member
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    yup i noticed the scale goes down after i go!
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    yah just once a week....not sure why, I had a colonoscopy and use fiber supplements, maybe just nerves? But I usually average once a week!

    I go 4-5 times a day =\

    Don't worry, I do too, but I still see 1-3 pounds if I drop it early enough in the morning. Few things better than an effective poop in the morning,
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
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    you can hold up to 7 lbs of poop...so I've heard from those that have worked with Surgeons
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
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    I am literally crying tears of laughter here. :laugh:
  • _trickpie
    _trickpie Posts: 87
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    So according to my scale....I weigh 3 lbs less after pooping! Is this right?!

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    Why did you weigh yourself before and after pooping?
    The topic title made me guffaw before I even clicked the link in, but I'm glad I did.
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
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    That's an impressive sized food baby.


    I swear I give birth out of my *kitten*

    Oh my how hard do you have to push?!!?!! haha

    it's horrible, i push and moan and i've even cried before! once it starts coming it doesn't stop

    I have had these moments before! THEY SUCK!

    i know, i have been up many nights with that
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
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    ...I always weigh more after I poop.

    OMG!!!! REVERSE POOPER!!!!!
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,190 Member
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    That's an impressive sized food baby.


    I swear I give birth out of my *kitten*

    Oh my how hard do you have to push?!!?!! haha

    it's horrible, i push and moan and i've even cried before! once it starts coming it doesn't stop

    I have had these moments before! THEY SUCK!

    i know, i have been up many nights with that

    :( you poor thing...
  • theladyy
    theladyy Posts: 176
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    That's an impressive sized food baby.


    I swear I give birth out of my *kitten*

    Oh my how hard do you have to push?!!?!! haha

    it's horrible, i push and moan and i've even cried before! once it starts coming it doesn't stop

    :laugh:

    But seriously...try going when you have a fissure....this is the most painful thing I've ever encountered.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    I feel bad for you. If I only pooped once a week we would have to overhaul the plumbing. Or at least build an outhouse. Talk about a stress test!
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
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    That's an impressive sized food baby.


    I swear I give birth out of my *kitten*

    Oh my how hard do you have to push?!!?!! haha

    it's horrible, i push and moan and i've even cried before! once it starts coming it doesn't stop

    I have had these moments before! THEY SUCK!

    i know, i have been up many nights with that

    :( you poor thing...

    thank you! i am a pitiful **** filled soul!
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
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