Weigh less after pooping?

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  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
    Wow...so basically, you pooped 12 sticks of butter. Wth did you eat?
  • beachdiva2010
    beachdiva2010 Posts: 180 Member
    I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?
  • toomuchsweetness
    toomuchsweetness Posts: 168 Member
    the pathetic thing is... ALOT of people are weighing themselves after pooping! ahahahahahahaha:laugh:
  • linaventi5
    linaventi5 Posts: 2
    how do you go 4-5 times a day????
  • timvickroy
    timvickroy Posts: 12
    You should be pooping every day. Once a week is not healthy. Just think of all the toxins in your body that cannot get out! I used to have the same problem, actually. No amount of fiber helped. What did help was an all natural, herbal supplement called Dr. Schulze's Intestinal Formula #1. I take one pill every night and the next day I am good to go (so to speak). I would recommend trying some. You will feel much better.
  • legendary781
    legendary781 Posts: 62 Member
    You ought to give it a name!!! LMAO!!!
  • lcxlolo
    lcxlolo Posts: 13
    Im in the same boat. I've struggled with IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome) for years. I've tried everything.. I think its genetic. I've gone a week and a half without going and then being so constipated that I almost pass out from the pain. This happens about once every 2-3 months and it literally feels like you're going to die.. It was so bad last time that I sucked it up and resorted to an enema.. I never felt so light after I did the enema.. lol you're not alone no worries :)
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
    I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

    well i eat about the same thing everyday

    for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

    lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

    dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

    thats about it
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
    You ought to give it a name!!! LMAO!!!

    titanic lol
  • linaventi5
    linaventi5 Posts: 2
    smooth move tea helps poop more often.
  • beachdiva2010
    beachdiva2010 Posts: 180 Member
    I am literally crying tears of laughter here. :laugh:


    I can't stop laughing!!
  • keem88
    keem88 Posts: 1,689 Member
    LOL i love this post btw, you are awesome!!
    i have never noticed myself to weigh less after, but if you do go only once a week i could totally see that.
    good luck with your poop issues!
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
    Im in the same boat. I've struggled with IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome) for years. I've tried everything.. I think its genetic. I've gone a week and a half without going and then being so constipated that I almost pass out from the pain. This happens about once every 2-3 months and it literally feels like you're going to die.. It was so bad last time that I sucked it up and resorted to an enema.. I never felt so light after I did the enema.. lol you're not alone no worries :)

    enemas don't even work for me anymore, I always have a few in my purse and i'll feel the need to go but nothing comes out!
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Grab your poop and put it on the scale :P
  • irisia99
    irisia99 Posts: 58 Member
    yah just once a week....not sure why, I had a colonoscopy and use fiber supplements, maybe just nerves? But I usually average once a week!

    I would be nervous too if I had to poop three pounds at a time.

    Omg, hilarious! Me too!
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,186 Member
    how do you go 4-5 times a day????


    I have Bowel issues... Used to be 10+ times a day and it was always diarrhea, but I have now gotten it down to 4-5 times a day and its always nice and solid which is completely natural :) I see a specialist about it they have said its a healthy bowel these days :)
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
    I've recently lost .6 and .8 lbs after pooping, but 3 lbs seems a bit extreme.
  • rlv2680
    rlv2680 Posts: 289 Member
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    HAHA love it
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
    how do you go 4-5 times a day????


    I have Bowel issues... Used to be 10+ times a day and it was always diarrhea, but I have now gotten it down to 4-5 times a day and its always nice and solid which is completely natural :) I see a specialist about it they have said its a healthy bowel these days :)

    I'm at 5+ and I have an appointment with a gastroenterologist next Friday for a check.
  • hanahlai
    hanahlai Posts: 281 Member
    I have had issues too. Eating right has actually helped clear up some of my issues. I also weigh sometimes before/after because curiosity.....LOL Sometimes it makes a difference, but never 3 lbs.................... I can't believe I am talking about this on the internet. Seriously, this stuff embarrasses the crap (haha) out of me talking about IRL!
  • C00lCountry
    C00lCountry Posts: 282
    I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

    well i eat about the same thing everyday

    for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

    lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

    dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

    thats about it
    Do you only drink water in the morning?
  • theladyy
    theladyy Posts: 176
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    HAHA love it

    Lol, I was just calculating how many courics it weighed. 1.2!
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
    I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

    well i eat about the same thing everyday

    for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

    lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

    dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

    thats about it
    Do you only drink water in the morning?

    i drink it throughout the day, i dont know how many glasses....maybe 4-6?
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    its not uncommon i over heard my girlfriend tonight talking to her mama on the phone said she was gonna get rid of a 377 pound turd tomorrow .............funny thing i weigh 377 pounds ..... shifts eyes
  • cadency
    cadency Posts: 51
    So I was hoping to find a serious reply to this...

    If you're having regular BMs, the average BM weights about 0.8 oz. So roughly, that's half a lb of loss. Now, most people end up peeing when they BM as well... and depending on how much fluid you're also losing, 1L of fluid is equal to 2.2lbs. So weighing after emptying yourself is probably the most accurate way to do so... at least, you cut out the fluctuations.

    to the OP, is your GI md or your pcp aware of your daily intake? It sounds like you have basically no natural fiber in your diet. Very limited fruits and veggies. A combination of lean protein, fruits and veggies will definitely help. Unless you've tried that and gave up?

    I work in an ER and we get overloaded bowels all the time...
  • Lea_8D
    Lea_8D Posts: 106 Member
    I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

    well i eat about the same thing everyday

    for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

    lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

    dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

    thats about it

    Whoa, no veggies? You need to eat a lot of green leafy vegetables and fruits, for one thing! try that!
  • theladyy
    theladyy Posts: 176
    I have had issues too. Eating right has actually helped clear up some of my issues. I also weigh sometimes before/after because curiosity.....LOL Sometimes it makes a difference, but never 3 lbs.................... I can't believe I am talking about this on the internet. Seriously, this stuff embarrasses the crap (haha) out of me talking about IRL!

    Not me! Pooping is the cornerstone of a lot of my families conversation.... You should have heard how much my ex and his family discuss it...almost everything ends with someone having to poop, when someone pooped, what makes someone poop,...it was ridiculous sometimes.
  • Lea_8D
    Lea_8D Posts: 106 Member
    its not uncommon i over heard my girlfriend tonight talking to her mama on the phone said she was gonna get rid of a 377 pound turd tomorrow .............funny thing i weigh 377 pounds ..... shifts eyes

    Uh-oh, LOL!
  • shannon8489
    shannon8489 Posts: 39
    So I was hoping to find a serious reply to this...

    If you're having regular BMs, the average BM weights about 0.8 oz. So roughly, that's half a lb of loss. Now, most people end up peeing when they BM as well... and depending on how much fluid you're also losing, 1L of fluid is equal to 2.2lbs. So weighing after emptying yourself is probably the most accurate way to do so... at least, you cut out the fluctuations.

    to the OP, is your GI md or your pcp aware of your daily intake? It sounds like you have basically no natural fiber in your diet. Very limited fruits and veggies. A combination of lean protein, fruits and veggies will definitely help. Unless you've tried that and gave up?

    I work in an ER and we get overloaded bowels all the time...

    i have tried so many things.......... fruits, veggies, supplements, flax seed, etc.
  • cpiton
    cpiton Posts: 380 Member
    If you're serious, try some Align. My doctor recommended it; it's a probiotic supplement. It might help. They sell it over the counter. I'd get a two month supply to start. It doesn't work overnight, but it seems to help. That said, I have never gone to the bathroom that big. Sounds brutal. :sick:

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