Weigh less after pooping?

Jules2Be

i was gonna say wheres the fruit????

Fruit makes you go.
yep

Dan112358

I eat while pooping. It's kind of like eating back your exercise calories.

theladyy

If you're having regular BMs, the average BM weights about 0.8 oz. So roughly, that's half a lb of loss.

How is an eight of an oz. equal half a pound?

cyrilserafin

Lol. Does this work after you pee as well?

mississippi_queen

And I thought I was the only one who weighed before and after...... BAHAHA But 3lbs that's got to be like a record or something...

ericgAU

Wow that must have been one massive turd! I do not see much weight difference if at all any after a poop

Gold!

Same here. Turd volume is negligible at best. Although its definitely a good time to weight yourself, post elimination...

ironanimal

If you're having regular BMs, the average BM weights about 0.8 oz. So roughly, that's half a lb of loss.

How is an eight of an oz. equal half a pound?

0.8 =/= 1/8th

ericgAU

I eat while pooping. It's kind of like eating back your exercise calories.

Thats just grose!

theladyy

If you're having regular BMs, the average BM weights about 0.8 oz. So roughly, that's half a lb of loss.

How is an eight of an oz. equal half a pound?

0.8 =/= 1/8th

It still doesn't equal half a lb...

Janiot

This is the funniest discussion I have read to date!!!!:laugh:

cadency

If you're having regular BMs, the average BM weights about 0.8 oz. So roughly, that's half a lb of loss.

How is an eight of an oz. equal half a pound?

0.8 =/= 1/8th

I'm sick and barely functional. Sorry. That's my excuse! I meant 8 ounces

Dan112358

Grab your poop and put it on the scale :P

Now that's just gross. Grabbing poop. I poop directly on the scale.

carly_pear

I eat while pooping. It's kind of like eating back your exercise calories.

LMAO!!!!!

shannon8489

Grab your poop and put it on the scale :P

Now that's just gross. Grabbing poop. I poop directly on the scale.

oh good idea

microwoman999

This is probably one of the funniest posts I have seen in awhile!! LMFAO!! However like you I go twice a week and tend to clog toilets on a good day! LMAO! Never thought I would share but I just can't help it after this post :blushing:

theladyy

If you're having regular BMs, the average BM weights about 0.8 oz. So roughly, that's half a lb of loss.

How is an eight of an oz. equal half a pound?

0.8 =/= 1/8th

I'm sick and barely functional. Sorry. That's my excuse! I meant 8 ounces

Lol :flowerforyou:

cherrybomb_77

Poop is a funny topic, but chronic constipation is actually pretty serious. It really can kill you. "Normal" is 1-2 bowel movements a day. At the very least, you should be pooping every 3 days. Though since you're taking a huge dump when you do go, you're probably okay (more worrisome if you're only going once a week and it's just a small amount). I have a family member like that, she only craps once a week but it's a 30 minute event and apparently it's massive (I'll take her word for it).

Still, you should be drinking plenty of water, getting regular exercise, and eating plenty of fruits and veggies. I know you said you've tried eating fruits and veggies before, but how long did you do it? I mean, if you eat a handful of carrots for a few days, that's not going to help. You need a high amount of natural fiber for a more significant period of time to see results. I normally eat a lot of vegetables and drinks tons of water, and you could set a clock by my bowel movements. LOL

gastankerdriver

That's hard to believe. There are babies that are born that weigh only 6 or 7 pounds. That is nearly half a baby coming out of your rectum. I would get it checked out because it is not healthy to go once per week. I normally lose from .4 to .8 lbs of weight after going.

juliesummers

I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

well i eat about the same thing everyday

for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

thats about it

Well that explains it!! Where are all your fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts, seeds, etc?

Dan112358

Grab your poop and put it on the scale :P

Now that's just gross. Grabbing poop. I poop directly on the scale.

oh good idea

You could make a game out of it with targets and stuff.

txbutterfly69

TMI:ohwell:

Sunshine_Girlie

Haha. This is what I needed to read. I really needed a good laugh. Keep it coming!

stayxtrue

I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

well i eat about the same thing everyday

for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

thats about it

Well that explains it!! Where are all your fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts, seeds, etc?

I agree with this and also make sure to keep your self properly hydrated

theladyy

Grab your poop and put it on the scale :P

Now that's just gross. Grabbing poop. I poop directly on the scale.

oh good idea

Get on of those German poop shelf toilets and add a scale to it!

microwoman999

Grab your poop and put it on the scale :P

Now that's just gross. Grabbing poop. I poop directly on the scale.

oh good idea

You could make a game out of it with targets and stuff.

They do have catchers that just sit over your toilet! That would be much easier than touching it :flowerforyou:

kelr04

This is truly the funniest post ever!!!! This is the most fun I have had on MFP......Thanks for sharing your poop
for all of us to enjoy!

Dan112358

Haha. This is what I needed to read. I really needed a good laugh. Keep it coming!

She can't. She needs another week to develop another 3lb bomb. Haven't you been reading the thread?

Chigger56

HOLY CRAPOLA!!! This forum has totally cracked me up today!!! First GYNs and now poop!!!

microwoman999

TMI:ohwell:

LOL after your curious enough to open and read :bigsmile:

Dan112358

Grab your poop and put it on the scale :P

Now that's just gross. Grabbing poop. I poop directly on the scale.

oh good idea

You could make a game out of it with targets and stuff.

They do have catchers that just sit over your toilet! That would be much easier than touching it :flowerforyou:

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But where's the challenge?