What makes YOU turned off?

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  • FreshStart89
    FreshStart89 Posts: 297 Member
    Huge, ridiculous trucks with lift kits. Living in Texas, I see them a lot. Bonus d-bag points if they have truck nuts swinging from the hitch. Nothing screams "insecure man child with a small wee wee" quite like it...

    LOL!!!
  • hennyben
    hennyben Posts: 313 Member
    My husband just walked in the door, and let out a HUGE friggin fart. That was a huge turn off, and he will not be getting any tonight. Though I doubt that will make him learn his lesson.... I swear, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! Men are pigs!!!!!!!

    NEWSFLASH !!! LESBIANS FART TOO!!!

    FTW!
  • Yes2HealthyAriel
    Yes2HealthyAriel Posts: 453 Member
    Whitey tighties, a big gut, back hair, bad teeth, bad breath
  • IamRoJ
    IamRoJ Posts: 530 Member
    restraining orders.

    Who would want you to show any restraint? Um... That is singular. Tee hee
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    No sense of humor...or rather, someone who does NOT find me amazingly clever, witty and does not laugh at all of my jokes

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you slay me. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    is that a bit too much?:tongue:
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
    Smoking
    Bad attitude
    Unkempt
    Lack of insight/intellect/interest in anything
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Feet.

    so no foot massage for me?

    I'd have to do it with my eyes closed ,so as long you don't mind a few broken toes :flowerforyou:
  • FreshStart89
    FreshStart89 Posts: 297 Member
    My husband just walked in the door, and let out a HUGE friggin fart. That was a huge turn off, and he will not be getting any tonight. Though I doubt that will make him learn his lesson.... I swear, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! Men are pigs!!!!!!!

    Wow, HARSH! Everyone farts..... And yall ARE married.... GEEZ!
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 345 Member
    Huge, ridiculous trucks with lift kits. Living in Texas, I see them a lot. Bonus d-bag points if they have truck nuts swinging from the hitch. Nothing screams "insecure man child with a small wee wee" quite like it...

    LOL!!!

    OMG Yes
  • 1. Someone who enjoys listening to themselves talk so much, that when you actually get a word in, they cut you off or seem to not be listening at all.

    2. Chronic negativity - always seeing the glass as half empty.

    3. Men that are too well groomed. Metro-sexuals per say. I can't keep up with high maintenance people.

    4. Materialism.

    5. People who freak out over small beans. (ie. people who can't travel well and get stressed over delays etc..)

    6. People who abuse workers in the customer service industry.

    Wow, lotsa turn offs. Guess that explains my single status :D
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    My husband just walked in the door, and let out a HUGE friggin fart. That was a huge turn off, and he will not be getting any tonight. Though I doubt that will make him learn his lesson.... I swear, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! Men are pigs!!!!!!!

    He was just announcing he was home and calling for his beer and sammich...sheesh.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Jealousy is number one.

    If I tell you you're my guy, don't get all jealous because there are other dudes in my life. I have friends. Some of them are male. Deal with it.
  • njmp
    njmp Posts: 277 Member
    Oh and I'm not a fan of small penises either.

    Bahahahahahaha. Yes, me too. Laziness turns me off also.
  • manda1002
    manda1002 Posts: 178 Member
    My husband just walked in the door, and let out a HUGE friggin fart. That was a huge turn off, and he will not be getting any tonight. Though I doubt that will make him learn his lesson.... I swear, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! Men are pigs!!!!!!!

    Haha I just take this as my queue to try and 1 up him. Some days its with a fantastic burp, and some days I can actually get the fart out. Farts are funny. However, that said, NEVER trust a good fart.
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    Bad hygiene, grooming or manners. Not a fan of dudes in cut offs & flip-flops either....
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Jealousy is number one.

    If I tell you you're my guy, don't get all jealous because there are other dudes in my life. I have friends. Some of them are male. Deal with it.

    I tend to agree (I'm not a big fan of jealousy...possessive women however...yeah I can handle that lol), but I can see both sides. Often, that jealousy comes from the fact that 9/10 of the previous women he dated told him he was their guy too. And then he found out that their friends were her guys, and her boss was her guy, and her brothers friends were her guys...etc, and the WHOLE time she was telling him they were just her friends and to chill out lol. You might say 'but he should trust me!'...and I'm sure he wants to, but sometimes it needs a little push in the right direction.

    Just playing devils advocate here :).
  • Gonna add another to my long list...

    7. really skinny arms on a man. This is a sex-turn-off a la MAX.
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
    bad teeth.. bad breath, smoking
    bad diet.
    not concerened with grooming
    laziness
    no sense of humor
    thin skin (everything is NOT about you)
  • aegisprncs
    aegisprncs Posts: 236 Member
    I totally agree with your #1!!!! Self absorbed people have no space for anyone else. Sad thing is that most of them don't even know it!
  • emgawne
    emgawne Posts: 265 Member
    bad teeth/breath
    smoking
    no sense of humor
    constant negativity
    video games
  • chauncyrenayCHANGED
    chauncyrenayCHANGED Posts: 788 Member
    Small hands

    Men who wear vests...it's not necessarily the vest that is the turn-off. It's what the vest represents.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Jealousy is number one.

    If I tell you you're my guy, don't get all jealous because there are other dudes in my life. I have friends. Some of them are male. Deal with it.

    I tend to agree (I'm not a big fan of jealousy...possessive women however...yeah I can handle that lol), but I can see both sides. Often, that jealousy comes from the fact that 9/10 of the previous women he dated told him he was their guy too. And then he found out that their friends were her guys, and her boss was her guy, and her brothers friends were her guys...etc, and the WHOLE time she was telling him they were just her friends and to chill out lol. You might say 'but he should trust me!'...and I'm sure he wants to, but sometimes it needs a little push in the right direction.

    Just playing devils advocate here :).

    I was on the other end of that as well. His friends were his number one girls, his chemistry professor (who was admittedly smoking hot) was his number one lady, his roommate was his number one gal. So I get it.

    But I will prove to you, over and over again, that you're my dude. See? Honesty is always the best policy. And I'll nudge. Don't you worry. :flowerforyou:

    PS: "You" = hypothetically my guy haha
  • Small hands

    Men who wear vests...it's not necessarily the vest that is the turn-off. It's what the vest represents.

    lmao - what does it represent? (so curious over here...) :)
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    -Bad hygiene
    -Not putting me in my place, I need balls of steel in my life
    -Thinking you're putting me in place, but really I just find you annoying.
    -Not having a giant c0ck.
    -Conceitedness, I don't need to hear about every compliment someone has given you.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    3 nipples. makes me stare.
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 434 Member
    -bad hygene
    -smoking
    -excessive cursing
    -impatient people
    -excessive gossip
    -people with no drive or goals

    these are some of my deal breakers
  • cgrigz
    cgrigz Posts: 86 Member
    smoking
    puckered fish lips
    bad hygiene
    'better than everyone' attitude
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    Lack of confidence, non adventurous, small hands, smelly.
  • cindyw1eye
    cindyw1eye Posts: 24 Member
    restraining orders.

    LOL :laugh:
  • apgant
    apgant Posts: 82 Member
    A really hot guy that acts cocky.......major turn off.