What makes YOU turned off?

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  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    Everyone farts people!

    Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

    I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

    She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

    Yep, priceless.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
    Negativity
    Arrogance
    Silence... You must add to the conversation
    You cannot be shorter than me and I'm 5'2"


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  • abberbabber
    abberbabber Posts: 972 Member
    Everyone farts people!

    Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

    I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

    She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

    Yep, priceless.

    OMG...that's....epic. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Everyone farts people!

    Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

    I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

    She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

    Yep, priceless.

    OMG...that's....epic. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Well, she more screeched it...so I'm only kinda sure that's what she said. It seemed to fit though, and I wasn't stupid enough to ask her to repeat herself (actually, I was sort of headed back into the garage already with that 'I'm not running from you, I just forgot something is on fire' thing going on).
  • Sierra_419
    Sierra_419 Posts: 201 Member
    when my boyfriend is talking to his friends on xbox live & being all loud & giggly while im sitting there looking stupid.. then he wants to lean in for a kiss... PSH bye . '_' . happened today.
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 345 Member
    assholery

    That made me laugh
  • Pretty_Mrs
    Pretty_Mrs Posts: 20
    Bad breath, ungroomed facial hair, dingy t shirts... my word, they cost less than 10 bucks for a pack of 3 or more. Sheesh!
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Small hands

    Men who wear vests...it's not necessarily the vest that is the turn-off. It's what the vest represents.

    lmao - what does it represent? (so curious over here...) :)

    Hmm. I'm curious too.
  • abberbabber
    abberbabber Posts: 972 Member
    Everyone farts people!

    Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

    I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

    She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

    Yep, priceless.

    OMG...that's....epic. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Well, she more screeched it...so I'm only kinda sure that's what she said. It seemed to fit though, and I wasn't stupid enough to ask her to repeat herself (actually, I was sort of headed back into the garage already with that 'I'm not running from you, I just forgot something is on fire' thing going on).

    :laugh:

    Probably the best move, considering the circumstances.
  • AngieJoy81
    AngieJoy81 Posts: 99 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    The biggest turn off while I was single was guys who make homophobic or racist remarks.
  • Sierra_419
    Sierra_419 Posts: 201 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    The biggest turn off while I was single was guys who make homophobic or racist remarks.

    yes. gross . does it comfort the testees ? lol .. guys are gross & dont wash their hands often either .. so yeah .. some dudes will touch their balls then eat cheetos like nothing ever happened.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    The biggest turn off while I was single was guys who make homophobic or racist remarks.

    Lol...unsanitary, really? I guess that depends on his personal hygeine of course...but technically (if it's satisfactory) it's no different than touching any other part of his skin. I mean, do you feel it's unsanitary when you touch the thing lol?

    Crude, well, I've got no argument there =p.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    The biggest turn off while I was single was guys who make homophobic or racist remarks.

    yes. gross . does it comfort the testees ? lol .. guys are gross & dont wash their hands often either .. so yeah .. some dudes will touch their balls then eat cheetos like nothing ever happened.

    In that order...why not.

    In the reverse...hell no, getting that stuff off my HANDS is hard enough.
  • StarvingKyy
    StarvingKyy Posts: 88 Member
    Someone who's obese and doesnt want to do anything about it.
  • Sierra_419
    Sierra_419 Posts: 201 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    The biggest turn off while I was single was guys who make homophobic or racist remarks.

    yes. gross . does it comfort the testees ? lol .. guys are gross & dont wash their hands often either .. so yeah .. some dudes will touch their balls then eat cheetos like nothing ever happened.

    In that order...why not.

    In the reverse...hell no, getting that stuff off my HANDS is hard enough.

    lmaoo . i guess
  • AngieJoy81
    AngieJoy81 Posts: 99 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    Lol...unsanitary, really? I guess that depends on his personal hygeine of course...but technically (if it's satisfactory) it's no different than touching any other part of his skin. I mean, do you feel it's unsanitary when you touch the thing lol?

    Crude, well, I've got no argument there =p.

    I bet you would think twice about shaking a guys hand after he pulled it out of his pants!
  • whitehandlady
    whitehandlady Posts: 459 Member
    rude, obnoxious unfrienly people with no sense of humour
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    Lol...unsanitary, really? I guess that depends on his personal hygeine of course...but technically (if it's satisfactory) it's no different than touching any other part of his skin. I mean, do you feel it's unsanitary when you touch the thing lol?

    Crude, well, I've got no argument there =p.

    I bet you would think twice about shaking a guys hand after he pulled it out of his pants!

    Ok...that was an excellent response, because you bet, that's pretty much never happening.

    But then again...he's not my husband lol.
  • AngieJoy81
    AngieJoy81 Posts: 99 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    Lol...unsanitary, really? I guess that depends on his personal hygeine of course...but technically (if it's satisfactory) it's no different than touching any other part of his skin. I mean, do you feel it's unsanitary when you touch the thing lol?

    I bet you would think twice about shaking a guys hand after he pulled it out of his pants!

    Ok...that was an excellent response, because you bet, that's pretty much never happening.

    But then again...he's not my husband lol.

    My husband just read this and said to me "That's why I use my left hand!"
  • DrKittyCat
    DrKittyCat Posts: 108
    Poor style, neck beards, dirty nails, awkwardness, indecision...
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    The only thing my husband does that slightly bothers me is when he watches tv with one hand down the front of his pants. Why do guys do this? It just seams unsanitary and crude. I always ask him " how are the boys?" and he replies "good" without even flinching.

    Lol...unsanitary, really? I guess that depends on his personal hygeine of course...but technically (if it's satisfactory) it's no different than touching any other part of his skin. I mean, do you feel it's unsanitary when you touch the thing lol?

    I bet you would think twice about shaking a guys hand after he pulled it out of his pants!

    Ok...that was an excellent response, because you bet, that's pretty much never happening.

    But then again...he's not my husband lol.

    My husband just read this and said to me "That's why I use my left hand!"

    Good man!

    Always gotta look out for your brothers.
  • MrsAngelique
    MrsAngelique Posts: 164 Member
    Rude and disrespectful people who make fun of others just so that they can make themselves feel superior!
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    1. Man boobs. :P I don't mind a bit of chunk but major man boobs going on is a huge turn off.
    2. Smoking... my husband smokes occasionally but he knows he can't smell like it when I'm around. (We both smoked when we met... I quit... he hasn't)
    3. Any extra baggage... still talking to ex's
    4. Constant unnecessary anger. Got enough of this from parents growing up lol

    Yeah.... not a huge list. Hubby doesn't do any of these except for smoke so I'm okay!
    ^^^^ OMG ZELDA FAN!!! awesome


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  • heyitsmegxx
    heyitsmegxx Posts: 444
    Smoking.
    Texting 24/7, especially on a date.
    Poor hygiene / bad breath.
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
    Lies
  • roxy_xxxx
    roxy_xxxx Posts: 1
    Huge, ridiculous trucks with lift kits. Living in Texas, I see them a lot. Bonus d-bag points if they have truck nuts swinging from the hitch. Nothing screams "insecure man child with a small wee wee" quite like it...
    You forgot window stickers.
    "No Fat Chicks"
    or
    Something about lifted trucks and fat chicks can't climb

    The alternative to this in the UK is little citroen saxo bangers done up really chavy, loud exhausts what look like dustbins, lowered with silly wheels and paintwork, oh and the fact that they nearly kill you overtaking cars!

    Nothing says "I'm a jerk and I need this to assert my manliness" better

    P++SY CONTROL was stickered across the front of this d bags truck and Orgasm Donor on another...Idiots
  • Sbehlmer
    Sbehlmer Posts: 464 Member
    Those that need attention alllll the time (everything has to always be about them).
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    Those that prefer to dance to MC Hammer over Vanilla Ice
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    Scratching in public, unless of course, you have fleas...
  • _hi_hat3r_
    _hi_hat3r_ Posts: 423 Member
    crybabies

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