MFP ruined my taste in women!

Rae6503

Married men shouldn't drink beer, either, you know. And women should NEVER drink beer, as it is not ladylike.

So you know that place we are going to NOT drink beer (and NOT check out cans) sometime in the near future. Twin Peaks. I just noticed that on the side of the building it says "Eats, Drinks, Scenic Views".

Trail_Addict

FINALLY.... I was wondering which thread all of the uptight, self-righteous people were hanging out in... Looks like I found them. I guess some people just can't read sarcasm. :noway:

Leiki

I remember what I ate and log it after. It's rude to take out your phone when you are socializing, imo, so I try to minimize it, although I will take out my phone if other people are on theirs, or if they go to the restroom.

cmriverside

Beer?

mommy4joey

Didnt ruin your taste, only made you more observant to some good qualities that healthy, in shape woman have! :O)

Pollywog39

People taking this thread SO seriously disturbs me.

And it disturbs me that it disturbs me.

........you sound disturbed.

Go have a beer!

:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

infamousmk

Married men shouldn't drink beer, either, you know. And women should NEVER drink beer, as it is not ladylike.

So you know that place we are going to NOT drink beer (and NOT check out cans) sometime in the near future. Twin Peaks. I just noticed that on the side of the building it says "Eats, Drinks, Scenic Views".

I'm so glad we're going there to NOT drink beer or look at cans! Because we're ladies.

mistylovesmusic

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Pollywog39

Married men shouldn't drink beer, either, you know. And women should NEVER drink beer, as it is not ladylike.

So you know that place we are going to NOT drink beer (and NOT check out cans) sometime in the near future. Twin Peaks. I just noticed that on the side of the building it says "Eats, Drinks, Scenic Views".

I'm so glad we're going there to NOT drink beer or look at cans! Because we're ladies.

......hey, can I come with ya'll? cuz I'm a lady, too!

sometimes :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

_SusieQ_

So your married... At a bar, checking out "cans" and scoping out women who log their calories? You are one cool dude.

Yeah, Bill. Married men should never ever ever check out other women.

It's okay to look but if he's concerned with finding a girl who logs her calories it sounds like he's looking for a new wife!

I will grant that you have a point about that. HOWEVER, I believe HIS point was someone else pointed out the girls, and he realized that while in the past that may have been attractive, now it is not. This went south really fast and people are now making assumptions that aren't true.

falamoyacrava

wait, hows about a girl who does pull out her iphone to track her MILLER LITEs and runs (sorta) and has big cans.

now THATS the girl youd talk about all weekend...

silly me, there i go again talking about myself.

Oh damn, I thought you were talking about me for a second. Except replace iphone with HTC and ... no that's about it.

Scott613

I like to know they track calories too. A logo on their shirt like this is a sure bet!



If she wore that I'd wear a shirt with a logo like this.



Now that's a power couple!

tryinghard71

People taking this thread SO seriously disturbs me.

And it disturbs me that it disturbs me.

........you sound disturbed.

Go have a beer!

:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

LOL!!!!!

histora

I don't know why everyone is complaining that the OP is being mis-understood. He doesn't seem to be in a hurry to come clear things up!

And having loved the hell out of Jonathan Swift and similar essayists, I can safely say that while this may have been in sarcastic jest, it doesn't succeed at it very well.

Now if you excuse me, I'll budget an extra snack to make room for my Peach Gin Fuzz.

_SusieQ_

I don't know why everyone is complaining that the OP is being mis-understood. He doesn't seem to be in a hurry to come clear things up!

And having loved the hell out of Jonathan Swift and similar essayists, I can safely say that while this may have been in sarcastic jest, it doesn't succeed at it very well.

Now if you excuse me, I'll budget an extra snack to make room for my Peach Gin Fuzz.

That's b/c I have him tied up in my basement and I only let him out to play occasionally. You see what happens when he escapes.

fitpilatesqueen

I know I´m new here and all but I would like to ask one question....why do you feel you have to hide the fact that you track your food intake? I see nothing shameful of that, it only tells me that person is concerned about his or her health. There is a difference being obsessed and being smart about things. Don´t hide this, be proud of yourself, you want to do whats best for you, your health and make sure you are there for your loved ones.

Remember people, don´t judge people by their looks, get to know them before you judge.

HowieTwoPointZero

You could argue they pre counted the beers, but were they wearing fitbits and logging the calories burned doing 5 minutes of high intensity moth stomping?

histora

I don't know why everyone is complaining that the OP is being mis-understood. He doesn't seem to be in a hurry to come clear things up!

And having loved the hell out of Jonathan Swift and similar essayists, I can safely say that while this may have been in sarcastic jest, it doesn't succeed at it very well.

Now if you excuse me, I'll budget an extra snack to make room for my Peach Gin Fuzz.

That's b/c I have him tied up in my basement and I only let him out to play occasionally. You see what happens when he escapes.

Lol! Do you force feed him Coors light down there?

*Edited to remove some wayward lols.

bleacheblonde

Pssh, you don't want the women that are drinking light beer anyway. Whiskey is where it's at. Shows you the woman is serious about having a good time

Pollywog39

You could argue they pre counted the beers, but were they wearing fitbits and logging the calories burned doing 5 minutes of high intensity moth stomping?

GOOD ANSWER......................