men suck

Twilightsunflower
Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
here is why according to me...

-they smell good without needing to put anything on
-their clothes are way more comfy and still look good
-they can reach things on the top shelf without having to stand on a chair
-they snore and its ok
-they can touch themselves in public and its acceptable
-they hold doors open
-they will let you eat the cherry off their ice cream even if they want it

need i go on???

wait oh no this is why men are awesome... sorry for the error in my title....

oh while i have your attention for a moment
-fathers who give up sleep,
- who miss work to go to appointments.
-fathers who do everything they can to make their child life better then theirs.
-fathers who sleep sitting up because that is the only way their little one can sleep cause of a cold or ear infection.
-men who do the right thing when that second line comes up pink (and no that is not always solved with a ring on the finger)
-fathers who never hit and do their best to not yell
-dads who will spend hours working to come home and play for hours passing up beers and games for tea parties and catch
-who do these things and so much more
fathers and dads and men like you are awesome!!

dead beat dads who flake and disappoint get way to much time spent on them... while real men who step up and never out are left out in the cold... i think it is time for this to change!!
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  • D446
    D446 Posts: 266 Member
    Women are great too. I didn't see any of that in your post :)
  • Women are great too. I didn't see any of that in your post :)

    This post wasn't about men versus women, so why would there need to be any mention about it? She also didn't state that women weren't great.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    :heart: :heart: :heart: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Love it!!

    (my disclaimer is that I love this as it pertains to all individuals in a committed long-term relationship regardless of sexual preference or gender :laugh: )
  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
    You left out the fact that we don't get old. We get distinguished.

    :smile:
  • TXPaul
    TXPaul Posts: 74 Member
    I do all those things. I grew up with an a@@hole stepfather who did none of those things. I told myself then I wouldn't be like that.

    I can say now that I am the proud father of a wonderful 12 year old daughter and I do those things. My only regret is I work too much. I need to figure out how to slow down.
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    :heart: :heart: :heart: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Love it!!

    (my disclaimer is that I love this as it pertains to all individuals in a committed long-term relationship regardless of sexual preference or gender :laugh: )

    lol good call!! :laugh:
  • seamonkey789
    seamonkey789 Posts: 233
    The man in my life is not a dad, but I watched him get up every 2 hours to bottle feed 4 baby kittens from the rescue we foster for.

    Animal rescue guys are also awesome!
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    in a really awesome way ? :smile:
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
    Ahhhh I love men.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    OP - I love you!
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
    brilliant!!:flowerforyou:
  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
    -they can touch themselves in public and its acceptable

    It is? Hot dog!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    here is why according to me...

    -they smell good without needing to put anything on
    -their clothes are way more comfy and still look good
    -they can reach things on the top shelf without having to stand on a chair
    -they snore and its ok
    -they can touch themselves in public and its acceptable
    -they hold doors open
    -they will let you eat the cherry off their ice cream even if they want it

    need i go on???

    wait oh no this is why men are awesome... sorry for the error in my title....

    oh while i have your attention for a moment
    -fathers who give up sleep,
    - who miss work to go to appointments.
    -fathers who do everything they can to make their child life better then theirs.
    -fathers who sleep sitting up because that is the only way their little one can sleep cause of a cold or ear infection.
    -men who do the right thing when that second line comes up pink (and no that is not always solved with a ring on the finger)
    -fathers who never hit and do their best to not yell
    -dads who will spend hours working to come home and play for hours passing up beers and games for tea parties and catch
    -who do these things and so much more
    fathers and dads and men like you are awesome!!

    dead beat dads who flake and disappoint get way to much time spent on them... while real men who step up and never out are left out in the cold... i think it is time for this to change!!

    :heart:

    You forgot men who don't strangle their girlfriends for dressing them in a pink g-string (and taking pictures...) while they're passed out from working 48hrs straight...

    Sorry, had to bring that over from the other thread!!

    Seriously though...this post, just like your other...really touches me as a man, and a single Dad. Your husband is a lucky, lucky man :).
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Women are great too. I didn't see any of that in your post :)

    This post wasn't about men versus women, so why would there need to be any mention about it? She also didn't state that women weren't great.

    Thanks man...you saved me a rather sarcastic reply :).
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    Yep, men can be awesome! My husband raised 5 kids that weren't his.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    :drinker:
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    :D men are awesome. :D
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    fantastic
  • turningstar
    turningstar Posts: 393 Member
    Yay for great men! So sick of man bashing posts! All the great standup guys really deserve props. You go guys!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Let it be known that I was here before *kitten* got ugly. LOL

    OP- Another great post.
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Bout time there was a couple of anti-men bashing threads on MFP... Maybe if the man haters spent less time dwelling on their hate, they might open their eyes and mind enough to let the right guy in.. Just saying :tongue:

    And yes, you partner is lucky. Guys like to feel appreciated to!
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    yes men suck for the most part...xcept my brother he's even saved my life once (for reals)
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Ladies...I love you all...seriously.

    In a totally platonic non-player way of course.
  • MrsSassyPants
    MrsSassyPants Posts: 223 Member
    Love it! And so true. I married a WONDERFUL man!
  • you forgot to add

    They don't get periods
    They don't have to be pregnant to make babies
  • Samstudent88
    Samstudent88 Posts: 135
    Uhm, what man are you talking about....the father of MY child does none of those things....MY own father does...Not all men are great...just like not all women are great...

    The father of My child barely changes a diaper....and would rather play video games than deal with the boy...and this man..is 43. Not someone in their twenties...
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    here is why according to me...

    -they smell good without needing to put anything on
    -their clothes are way more comfy and still look good
    -they can reach things on the top shelf without having to stand on a chair
    -they snore and its ok
    -they can touch themselves in public and its acceptable
    -they hold doors open
    -they will let you eat the cherry off their ice cream even if they want it

    need i go on???

    wait oh no this is why men are awesome... sorry for the error in my title....

    oh while i have your attention for a moment
    -fathers who give up sleep,
    - who miss work to go to appointments.
    -fathers who do everything they can to make their child life better then theirs.
    -fathers who sleep sitting up because that is the only way their little one can sleep cause of a cold or ear infection.
    -men who do the right thing when that second line comes up pink (and no that is not always solved with a ring on the finger)
    -fathers who never hit and do their best to not yell
    -dads who will spend hours working to come home and play for hours passing up beers and games for tea parties and catch
    -who do these things and so much more
    fathers and dads and men like you are awesome!!

    dead beat dads who flake and disappoint get way to much time spent on them... while real men who step up and never out are left out in the cold... i think it is time for this to change!!

    :cry: great post, thanks for noticing the real men of the world :smile:

    also, women are pretty awesome as well, I know I wouldn't be able to carry another human inside of me. plus I would be a big pansy when it was time to give birth. so to all the great women out there :drinker:
  • deniseearheart
    deniseearheart Posts: 919 Member
    LOL
  • DarwinChick95
    DarwinChick95 Posts: 144 Member
    :heart: :heart: :heart:

    Gotta love 'em
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    I need to have my wife read this, maybe she would pay attention to what I sacrifice :\