You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • Helenal91
    Helenal91 Posts: 71
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    you know you're getting fat when you cant look down and see your feet.

    I just kept telling myself my boobs were the reason I couldn't see my toes
  • dmurphy1975
    dmurphy1975 Posts: 45 Member
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    When looking at your cell phone pics and find shots of yourself taken by your 5 year old. I swear they can make a supermodel look fat.
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    you know you're getting fat when you cant look down and see your feet.

    I just kept telling myself my boobs were the reason I couldn't see my toes

    Ha! ^^This^^ !!!!
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    When you go to sit down and your underwear rolls down. :grumble:
  • NCchar130
    NCchar130 Posts: 955 Member
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    When you see a photograph of yourself and you think "who is that? WTF, is that ME???" :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • kittykat925
    kittykat925 Posts: 64 Member
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    When you're driving and your pants are so tight you have to unbutton them just to breathe comfortably...
    Been there too many times :noway:
  • kittykat925
    kittykat925 Posts: 64 Member
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    This one made me roll LOL...but it's SO true
    When all your pants start ripping in the crotch
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    When summer's coming and instead of looking forward to the nice weather, you dread the fact that you won't be able to hide in your "layered look".

    Oh, and also because of all the bending-over yard work.
  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
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    When you have to clean yourself with a rag on a stick

    Wesley, get mama's prying bar.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    When you wear nylons and your walking and it makes a swiishhh sound. :ohwell:
  • aerochic42
    aerochic42 Posts: 822 Member
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    too many of those posts are ringing true in your head and you start thinking about all those red flags. oh and the pants I bought probably less than a month ago are already tight
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
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    When you get in the shower and your feet don't get wet.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    When you ask a stripper for a lap dance, and she stares pointedly at your lack of a lap :sad:
  • ifoundroadkill
    ifoundroadkill Posts: 96 Member
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    When your in a dark bedroom with your hubby and he has more then once confused gut for breast!
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
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    When you go to sit down and your underwear rolls down. :grumble:


    I hate this!!!
  • harunosakura
    harunosakura Posts: 223 Member
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    when your pants leave marks on your stomach
  • Freemyskinny
    Freemyskinny Posts: 207
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    When your thighs rubbin' together cause your jeans to go thin in the crotch area. D:<
  • orangeyellowkayak
    orangeyellowkayak Posts: 97 Member
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    when you walk past a table and knock stuff off because you forget your hips are too big.
  • taliar93
    taliar93 Posts: 111 Member
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    when you're on public transport and your butt spills over to the second seat.. :frown:
  • taliar93
    taliar93 Posts: 111 Member
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    When people tell you to take the backseat on whichever side because they know you don't fit in the middle. and when they automatically give you the front passenger seat.

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