You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • clmiha
    clmiha Posts: 8
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    You get the jelly belly wobbles just driving over speed bumps! ;) lol
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
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    Bump
  • ChelseaAClanton89
    ChelseaAClanton89 Posts: 72 Member
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    you subconsciously avoid all full length mirrors
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Ya grow a beard not to be cool but to cover the double chin
  • abrodniak
    abrodniak Posts: 47 Member
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    When your son tells you (with a very serious look), "You're not flat...you're round!".
  • irishblonde2011
    irishblonde2011 Posts: 618 Member
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    When you put on your 6ft plus big built athletes boyfriends top to get cosy in because it is so big and it fits!!!
    Must of shrunk in the wash :laugh:

    After work you jump in your car and half way home you nearly drive into someone else because your skirt is fine standing up but cuts you in half when you sit down and you have to open that zip NOW.

    :heart: this topic
  • sally_jeffswife
    sally_jeffswife Posts: 766 Member
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    you have to lay down to button your jeans
  • akp4Him
    akp4Him Posts: 227
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    Your sister in law has gastric bypass surgery and wants to know if you want her old clothes...only to find out that they are too small for you.
    Thanks for the laughs! Made my day!
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    you get mistaken for a hippo
  • JenniferMary_9169
    JenniferMary_9169 Posts: 164
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    You realize that you weigh MORE than most football players... :embarassed:
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
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    when you lay on your side on the couch and your belly rests on the seat cushions :embarassed:
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
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    When you look down, and realize you have a d**kdo
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
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    you're eating lunch thinking about dinner
  • candace177
    candace177 Posts: 26
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    When my scale says so :S And when I need foods to calm myself down...Sadly
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
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    The ride won't latch at an amusement park...:sad: :embarassed:
  • JadeLovesGin
    JadeLovesGin Posts: 26
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    When cutting your own toenails becomes an extreme sport.
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    This!!!
  • JadeLovesGin
    JadeLovesGin Posts: 26
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    The ride won't latch at an amusement park...:sad: :embarassed:

    Been there, it's mortifying isn't it?! :sad:
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
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    you have to get your old maternity clothes out of the attic cos nothing else fits!!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    The contestants on the biggest loser are smaller than you...
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
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    The contestants on the biggest loser are smaller than you...
    This one is so true

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