A Question for Crazy Girls

ket_the_jet

Generally speaking, I have no problem ending relationships. In fact, I kind of like it. It's exhilarating.

That said, breaking up with a crazy girl* is a dangerous proposition. I don't like being stabbed or hit with a car or having cigarette burns or anything like that. So I ask, in all sincerity, how is a man supposed to dump you without getting thousands of Charles D!ckens-length text messages, a few buckets of tears, and, potentially a new scar or two?

Thanks for the help and you are welcome to PM the answer if you wish to preserve your anonymity. Your secret is safe with me.

Cheers,
-wtk

* I could totally make a joke about how being dumped by me would make anyone crazy, but now is not the time.

Edit: MFP: You've really got to do something about some of this censoring. If one cannot cite the name of a [vastly overrated] Victorian novelist, then perhaps your filters are a little too intense.

Lil_MiSsSunshiNe

Change your phone number & move to another state.




or just don't be an a-hole about it.

sktllmdrhmz

Wow, this one's gonna be good. I certainly don't have the answer, but I can't wait for the replies.

cabaray

Don't avoid her, confront the situation head on. Be honest with her as to why you are breaking up, no BS story or excuse. That will help. That being said, there are just some women that are so crazy, nothing will help. My best advice is to get to know the girl before you start dating her, that way you avoid getting into a relationship with a crazy woman in the first place.

mslack01

Be a hateful *kitten* about it. Don't lead us on by acting like you liked us for a minute.

ket_the_jet

Be a hateful *kitten* about it. Don't lead us on by acting like you liked us for a minute.

I'm a consummate gentleman in all things.

But I probably should've also mentioned this: Only one of us thinks that we're dating.
-wtk

sho3girl

I probably should've also mentioned this: Only one of us thinks that we're dating.
-wtk

If it's you this would be so much easier

Il_DaniD_lI

Tell her you can't keep lying to yourself and are coming out of the closet.

ambercole

I guess i'm no help cause i'd totally dump you first!

kymillion

I am not a crazy girl so I can not say what should be/not be said when dumping a psycho.. however word to the wise is not to date one in the first place.

mommy2AR

well I really dont know... maybe you are picking the wrong girls to date? lol If a guy breaks up with me I might feel a tad upset but I count my losses and move on. I dont ever want to be with someone that dosnt want to be with me!

kymillion

I am not a crazy girl so I can not say what should be/not be said when dumping a psycho.. however word to the wise is not to date one in the first place.

okay so you aren't dating her but shes most definitively dating you..? .. How can you be so sure , did she introduce you as her boyfriend.. ..? That being said if she did or it came up in some other awkward way .. if you didn't want the label why didn't you say something then..?

just so I can "help"..

kapeluza

mslack01

Be a hateful *kitten* about it. Don't lead us on by acting like you liked us for a minute.

I'm a consummate gentleman in all things.

But I probably should've also mentioned this: Only one of us thinks that we're dating.
-wtk

If you really think she is crazy, you don't need to be a gentleman. But it sounds to me like you have been leading her on the whole time. Just be honest.

sktllmdrhmz

She's obviously on the wrong side of the line.

still_crafty

Damn, was hoping this was going to be about a different kind of crazy . . .

I've got nothing on this subject. However crazy I might be, and I am, I have the same problem but in reverse so I'm basically here to see what everyone else says and see if I can twist it around and make it work for me.

mslack01

My hubby said all hot girls are crazy, and he should know cause he married me! LOL

BrettPGH

But it sounds to me like you have been leading her on the whole time.

Bahaha! What on Earth did he say that gave you that impression?

Listen to me friend. Women can be crazy. You go right ahead and come up with the best story you can. Peace corps, shuttle launch, priesthood, whatever you have to do to get out stab-free!

Amandajp79

Just be truthful and to the point! Girls ('crazy' or not) don't like to be ****ed around. If you don't want to continue the relationship tell her why. 'I just don't like you'. 'You're breath is really bad.' 'You scare me'. 'We don't match well in bed'. etc. It would be better to 'hurt someones feelings' then make them wonder 'why?'. :smokin:

Shannon2714

I'm pretty crazy in all senses of the word...but if she is the only one that thinks you guys were dating, then it doesn't sound like it was a very long-term thing. Just tell her you're gay/in love with a monkey/getting a job in Belarus/thinks she smells like a horse...etc. That should do the trick!

:-)

(I would hide the knives, change the locks, buy a new car that she won't recognize, and always look around before walking down a dark alley!!)

mslack01

Just be truthful and to the point! Girls ('crazy' or not) don't like to be ****ed around. If you don't want to continue the relationship tell her why. 'I just don't like you'. 'You're breath is really bad.' 'You scare me'. 'We don't match well in bed'. etc. It would be better to 'hurt someones feelings' then make them wonder 'why?'. :smokin:

^^^^^Second this!

ket_the_jet

She's obviously on the wrong side of the line.

Someone needs to watch more How I Met Your Mother.

Brett has the best advice so far. But she knows my local bar and I have a vanity license plate [naturally]...I feel like I might be a few steps away from the wrong kind of car bomb.
-wtk

mslack01

But it sounds to me like you have been leading her on the whole time.

Bahaha! What on Earth did he say that gave you that impression?

Listen to me friend. Women can be crazy. You go right ahead and come up with the best story you can. Peace corps, shuttle launch, priesthood, whatever you have to do to get out stab-free!

Because he said he was a consummate gentleman and only one of them thought they were in a relationship. If he was straight-forward with her and made it clear they weren't in a relationship, that would "not" be leading her on.

mommy2AR

:glasses: Maybe go into hiding ....sometimes you never know about people

AlayshaJ

There is no way to avoid these situations when breaking up with a crazy girl. Sorry.

AZKristi

Be direct and honest and complete. Don't give the person the illusion that there is a chance the relationship will continue. If the person is crying I wouldn't just get up and walk out, but don't let yourself be manipulated into doing anything you don't want to do. If the person gets physical, definitely time to walk away regardless of their feelings. Just delete future texts without reading or block the person's number if they don't ease up after a few days. Don't continue to engage.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

Be a hateful *kitten* about it. Don't lead us on by acting like you liked us for a minute.

I'm a consummate gentleman in all things.

But I probably should've also mentioned this: Only one of us thinks that we're dating.
-wtk

this is why you do not knock boots with "crazy eye" girls.......... but, to answer the question, run.

DeepAsAPlate

Sorry. I was too busy setting all of your possessions on fire in the front yard to seriously answer your question. My bad.

CaoimheAine

...Good luck with that

Ravenesque_

Tell her you're gay.

bethgames

Yep, take your lumps, my friend.

I have overused the old, "Sorry, just no chemistry" line for those that cant flip my switch, if you know what I mean.....:blushing:

Oh yeah, and in public!!!!