chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    If I lock the doors, will that secure my privacy?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you hear that? The silence?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    *kitten*, what are the kids getting into? Did you know silence is not as good as it seems?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Who what now?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is now too soon?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is now too soon?
    Never. Ready to party?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Should I give my mom some Nyquil?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You don't have roofies?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Ha! Can you express ship me some of your stash?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    What's in it for me?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Dawn, I am here now. Can we play together?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we play in about an hour, Jojo? Did you know my sister is taking over 2nd shift with my mom, so I can go home and watch my kids while my husband goes to his fantasy football draft all afternoon?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can we play in about an hour, Jojo? Did you know my sister is taking over 2nd shift with my mom, so I can go home and watch my kids while my husband goes to his fantasy football draft all afternoon?

    Sure, I will be here. I am just at work, is all. Can someone play with me or entertain me until Dawn gets back?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What's in it for me?

    It's always about you, isn't it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we play in about an hour, Jojo? Did you know my sister is taking over 2nd shift with my mom, so I can go home and watch my kids while my husband goes to his fantasy football draft all afternoon?

    Sure, I will be here. I am just at work, is all. Can someone play with me or entertain me until Dawn gets back?
    Do you two want me to dim the lights on my way out?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you guys following the Diet Soda string?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you guys following the Diet Soda string?
    Did you know I just read it out loud to my mom...haha I love the way you are :flowerforyou: :heart: :drinker:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I'll be back shortly, in route. See you soon?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did I turn the lights down too much? What are those noises that I hear?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where the heII is that light switch?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Ouch, what the heck did I just step on?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Jojo, is this your highheal? Do you always just shed your clothes in the middle of the room?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <turns on the light> Whoa, Gorilla! Are you wearing Jojo's panties?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Jojo, do I finally get to motorboat you?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I get this thread locked down all on my own?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    44 more posts and its my turn to be on top, think I can do it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    DVS, can I tell you that you look stunning today?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    :blushing: Thank you DawnVanSlim, did you know you are looking mighty fine yourself? :flowerforyou:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    DVS, can I congratulate you on your massive calorie burn yesterday? How are you feeling today?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Dawn, you saw Gorilla wearing my panties? Did you know he put my bra on his head as well?

    DO you want to motorboat me again? I LOVE it...

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